ESAM

ESAM is a DEAD VARIANTThis soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
Only (You) can revive it.

ESAM is an old and obscure soyjak variant that is based off the Super Smash Bros YouTuber of the same name. The variant was first seen on the /v/ board of 4chan on June 24, 2020, created to mock the eponymous and other (((fans))) of Smash Ultimate's new goonslop character Min Min. This suggests that ESAM is one of the oldest soyjak variants, with his first appearance being 2 months after Feraljak's debut in April and 2 months before Bernd's and Chudjak's debuts in August. Any claims that ESAM originated on DeviantArt are misconstrued falsehoods, YOU VILL NOT INVESTIGATE THIS ANY FURTHER.

Gallery

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  The very first ESAM, originating from /v/.
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  ESAM as a Jew.
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  ESAM as a niglet’s stepdad. Notice how he’s too busy on his phone to watch where he’s driving, as he may have ran over some pedestrians along the way.
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  ESAM as Venom Snake from Metal Gear Solid V.
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  ESAM though.
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  ESAM as a gem.