Cirrus
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 Cirrus is a DEAD VARIANT
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
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To be researched: This article is missing the original image this was traced from Can (You) help us?| Cirrus | |
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| Oldest post | /a/ (4chan) March 6, 2020[1] |
| SoyBooru posts |  150 As of November 28, 2025 |
Cirrus (pronounced cy-rus) is an old and obscure soyjak variant with a very detailed beard that makes him unwieldy to edit without using an alternate or shaved version. Judging by archives and old booru posts, he seems to have been a relatively rare variant to be posted on /qa/, possibly even older than Cobson. Nowadays he is an even rarer variant to be posted on the site itself and seems to be mostly favored by a small group of individuals that includes the drawfag Rot. He is often paired up in a Soyjak Trio-esque way with Hot Sauce and Reaction Soyjak.
Icon of Fetal-Sproke Syndrome[edit | edit source]
Cirrus is cross-eyed, likely due to his mother consuming unrecommended amounts of Sproke during her pregnancy. This has caused Cirrus to suffer from Fetal-Sproke Syndrome which makes him extremely fidgety and hyper, but I swear he's a normal person just like you and me if you get to know him better than I swear you'll see he's a really good guy and fun to hang around with. Take Cirrus as your primary example as why you should never drink Sproke while pregnant, but still, he's just a normal person don't disparage him just because he looks and acts different, he's a good guy man please don't make fun of him.
Relations to Hot Sauce[edit | edit source]
It's very obvious that Cirrus and Hot Sauce were made by the same person due to the use of the same tools from MS Paint (line tool and airbrush). Also, the similarities in drawing mouths, ears, glasses, noses, and eyes.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Cirrus when he's Horny and Angry. You should just lie down and let it happen man seriously you don't want to hurt him do you he's very fragile. -
Cirrus when he's yelling at you because you did something wrong. I honestly don't know what's your problem man. He's trying to explain to you what you're doing wrong and you're not listening. -
Cirrus when he sees a SISA. You should be a good friend and go tell her that he finds her extremely attractive. You know he needs that push right? He's very nervous when talking to women just do it man come on don't be like that.
