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Britson
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 Britson is a DEAD VARIANT
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
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Britson is a soyjak variant that showcases an average Anglo citizen of England.
History[edit | edit source]
Britson is notable for his crooked teeth, stereotypical of those living in the United Kingdon. Britson's design is inspired by Cobson, hence the name. Britson was traced from a character from the film The Boxtrolls, called Mr. Pickles.
Personal life >Oh my heckin fanfictionerino![edit | edit source]
Oliver T. Britson was born on May 24, 1949. He is a kind and good-natured man, despite his ugly face, crooked teeth and giant ears. He has been bullied throughout his life because of it, but he doesn’t let it affect him. He remains positive. He used to work at a factory, but now, at 77, he is retired and lives peacefully in his home. He has three children and seven grandchildren.
