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Coinjak

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Coinjak is a DEAD VARIANT

This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
Only (You) can revive it, soyteen.

Coinjak is a soyjak variant traced from a YouTube thumbnail uploaded by FGTeeV, a family friendly gaming channel, specifically from the video "BIG HEAD, SMALL HEAD, PEARL DREAD, HE DEAD! FGTEEV Father vs. Son Arcade Coin Battle (LIGHTSEEKERS)". It is still unknown whether it's a fixed version of another jak best known for eating gems, or a completely different jak altogether. Coinjak is speculated to have Jewish ancestry due to his hunger for coins/shekels.

Association with CSAM (Burp.mp4)[edit | edit source]

WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xir house

Pedo-meter 3000:

A Sharty user attempted to upload a sped up video of Coinjak "burping", but the imageboard responded with "This file contains audio from CSAM, please remove it from your computer." As it turns out, the Coinjak Burping video contains altered and slowed/pitched-down audio from 'p.[2] doctos

The original video with the embedded audio has been hash banned, 'teens thought ALL coinjak's burping videos were infected with the audio but snopes already fact checked that only one variant was affected and the other edits made by AI reface were actually clean but even doe (you) SHOULD delete Burp.mp4 for safety measures.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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