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Coinjak
Only (You) can revive it.
Coinjak is a soyjak variant traced from a YouTube thumbnail uploaded by FGTeeV, a family friendly gaming channel, specifically from the video "BIG HEAD, SMALL HEAD, PEARL DREAD, HE DEAD! FGTEEV Father vs. Son Arcade Coin Battle (LIGHTSEEKERS)". It is still unknown whether it's a fixed version of another jak best known for eating gems, or a completely different jak altogether. Coinjak is speculated to have Jewish ancestry due to his hunger for coins/shekels.
Coinjak was a rollable name on soyjak.party.
Association with CSAM (Burp.mp4)
[edit | edit source]A Sharty user attempted to upload a sped up video of Coinjak "burping", but the imageboard responded with "This file contains audio from CSAM, please remove it from your computer." As it turns out, the Coinjak Burping video contains altered and slowed/pitched-down audio from 'p.[2]
The original video with the embedded audio has been hash banned, 'teens thought ALL coinjak's burping videos were infected with the audio but Snopes already fact checked that only one variant was affected and the other edits made by AI reface were actually clean but (you) SHOULD delete Burp.mp4 for safety measures.
Personal life >oh my heccin fanfictionero
[edit | edit source]Cole J. Jackson was born on May 24, 2000. He loves eating coins because has a rare and unusual eating disorder called pica, which causes him to crave and consume non-food items. Throughout his life, he has eaten coins totaling approximately $50,000 in value.
Vincent Joseph Carter
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Vincent Joseph Carter is the man traced off of Coinjak.
Vincent grew up in a rough household with abusive parents, however he managed to move out and start his very own family, funding them with the multiple YouTube channels he has created consisting of him playing vidya 24/7.
As of 2025 he has began refinding his faith in Christianity, creating Christian and pro-Israel content since he's a non-denominational Trumptard. Around October 2026 he began posting strange and psychotic videos to his Instagram. These videos feature him claiming that his wife and children are demons and that the police are trying to clone him. He even referenced Chad Doerman, a man who murdered his 3 sons because "God told him to do so". People assume that he is experiencing some form of religious psychosis.
Gallery
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The original unedited thumbnail that Coinjak was traced from.
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The strange alternate twin in question
