Blartjak

>Boiii you ain't no real cop boi

Blartjak is a soyjak traced from the character "Paul Blart" from the movie "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" riding a Segway scooter. He was created on June 2, 2025 in a now lost /soy/ thread, albeit his first documented appearance is in a thread on /r/. Currently, he is one of the 120 possible namerolls on the Party.

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  Glowie Blart.
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  Cacablart.
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  Mandatory le aryan vril edit.
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  PvZ Blart.
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  Blartcord woke up.
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  Tranny Blart.
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  Blart coloured by a 'teens little brother. (aryan)
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  This schizo didn't take xer meds.
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  >Hello everybody my name is Blartiplier.

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