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Blartjak

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>Boiii you ain't no real cop boi

Blartjak is a soyjak traced from the character "Paul Blart" from the movie "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" riding a Segway scooter. He was created on June 2, 2025 in a now lost /soy/ thread, albeit his first documented appearance is in a thread on /r/.[1] Currently, he is one of the 120 possible namerolls on the Party.

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