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Coffeejak
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This page is a gem.A Coffeejak is a 'jak relating to the beverage coffee. Most commonly, it is a 'jak depicted as extremely tired, with bags under its bloodshot eyes, and a mug of coffee in hand. These 'jaks vary in quality, with the majority being mid-effort edits of existing variants. It is very popular as a self insert 'jak due to coffee's popularity among all people, and is rarely used to make fun of people, outside of the jannies that waste their lives deleting things for free. It is one of many trends adopted by xitterfags due to its innocuous nature and lack of overt chud messaging, and has all but died out as an active trend, mostly due to its limited usage. Coffeejaks can be spotted on the 'log occasionally, mostly as self insert posts where people complain about their problems.
Coffeejakking likely started around early 2022, as this is when the original Feraljak coffeejak was posted to the 'ru.
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This trend usually shows a soyjak with a visibly tired expression holding a mug or some other accessory/award that indicates a love for coffee, much like I Fucking Love, I Fucking Hate, or other trends. It is a heckin' realistic commentary about society's expectations for a busy life and how we might use caffeine to be able to handle the pressure or something along those lines. The earliest known version is of Feraljak posted on an /qa/ thread about coffee[it just is, ok?]. The phrase "is coffee good for you?" was also commonly posted on /qa/, usually in irrelevant contexts with an unrelated tranime or pornographic picture attached.[2]
Since Sweden is in the top 10 countries by coffee consumption, coffeejakking is a Swedish Win.
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Notes
- ↑ There's no official tag for this trend, but you can find some with tags like coffee, tired, wrinkles etc. You WILL make a tag for it later
Snopes
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4739213/#4739236
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/qa.desu.meta/text/is%20coffee%20good%20for%20you/page/2/ (as mentioned before, some of the images might be nsfw, so be careful.)
