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{{ | {{DISPLAYSUBTITLE|You}}{{Templatewrapper|{{NotCalm}}|{{Clittycel}}{{Gegbull|content=You are a massive retard!|subtitle=You are a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of yourself and milking your own gegs.}}{{Ugly}}{{Pedo}}{{God|You}}{{Kosher|You}}{{Jarty}}{{Autist}}{{Faggot}}{{India}}{{Tranny}}{{Furfag}}{{Pooner}}{{Gooner|You are a [[Gooning|<span style=background:orange;color:#000;padding:5px;border-radius:10px>GOONER!</span>]]}}{{Brappy}}{{Nigger}}{{Criminal}}{{Discord|You|plural=are}}{{Newfag}}{{Jew|You|plural=are}}{{Sjw|content=You are a [[Commie|left-wing]] libtard!}}}} | ||
{{Wew|Waow it's just like my heckin kino Erectile Dysfunction page!!!!!}} | |||
{{Gem}}{{Infobox person|image=Hunky_twink_sex_machine.png|name=(You)|caption=<span style="color:#789922"> >I don't look like dat n sheeeit!!!|status=Raped|resting_place=Niggerhell|occupation=Slave|known_for=Nothing|party=Discord|death_cause=Unknown, either [[Faggot|AIDS]] or [[ACK!|Suicide]]}} | |||
== Facts about You == | == Facts about You == | ||
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* You're a {{Echoes|[[kike]]}}. | * You're a {{Echoes|[[kike]]}}. | ||
* [[Truthnuke|You're a subhuman shitskinned pig worthless spineless piece of shit failed abortion smegma laced good for nothing inbred greasy pissbaby pedoniggercuckmutt most irrelevant irritating infuriating insufferable illiterating obnoxious abhorrent loathsome abomination who should get executed in the most horrific and excruciating ways possible no one would ever miss you you deserve every fucked up shit that happens to you and if you die the next day absolutely nobody would shed a single fucking tear rest in piss we’re all gonna have a party and piss on your grave knowing that you’re rotting in hell for eternity and we don’t have to live with your pathetic valueless existence so go fuck yourself pussy]] | * [[Truthnuke|You're a subhuman shitskinned pig worthless spineless piece of shit failed abortion smegma laced good for nothing inbred greasy pissbaby pedoniggercuckmutt most irrelevant irritating infuriating insufferable illiterating obnoxious abhorrent loathsome abomination who should get executed in the most horrific and excruciating ways possible no one would ever miss you you deserve every fucked up shit that happens to you and if you die the next day absolutely nobody would shed a single fucking tear rest in piss we’re all gonna have a party and piss on your grave knowing that you’re rotting in hell for eternity and we don’t have to live with your pathetic valueless existence so go fuck yourself pussy]] | ||
* You is [[ESL]]. | * You is of the [[ESL]]. | ||
* You're autistic. | * You're autistic. | ||
* You're [[Retard|disabled]]. | * You're [[Retard|disabled]]. | ||
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* You're a [[Selfish Little Fuck]]. | * You're a [[Selfish Little Fuck]]. | ||
* You're the [[ESL FNF Pedo]]. | * You're the [[ESL FNF Pedo]]. | ||
* I already know you're gay | * I already know you're gay as well. | ||
* You will be [[Rape|raped]]. | * You will be [[Rape|raped]]. | ||
* You will die soon. | * You will die soon. | ||
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* You are [[Cancer|the coal that is killing the sharty.]] | * You are [[Cancer|the coal that is killing the sharty.]] | ||
* You are horrendous demon-spawn from the deepest pit of [[Niggerhell]]. | * You are horrendous demon-spawn from the deepest pit of [[Niggerhell]]. | ||
* You're a [[ | * You're a [[Foid]]. | ||
* You're [[Trannies|Transgender]]. | * You're [[Trannies|Transgender]]. | ||
* You’re somehow also a [[Pooner]]. | * You’re somehow also a [[Pooner]]. | ||
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* [[Me|I]] broke your hymen. | * [[Me|I]] broke your hymen. | ||
* You're circumcised. | * You're circumcised. | ||
* You're dickless. | |||
* You've already became [[Vantablack|blacker than how black you were 10 seconds ago]]. | * You've already became [[Vantablack|blacker than how black you were 10 seconds ago]]. | ||
* You aren't automatically breathing anymore. | * You aren't automatically breathing anymore. | ||
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* You treat showering as a yearly holiday. | * You treat showering as a yearly holiday. | ||
* You have Osteoporosis-causing posture. | * You have Osteoporosis-causing posture. | ||
* You smell like you farted (FARTED). | |||
* You're a [[Reddit]] user. | * You're a [[Reddit]] user. | ||
* You're a [[Discord]] user. | * You're a [[Discord]] user. | ||
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* You're the reason why the site [[Soypocalypse|went down once]]. | * You're the reason why the site [[Soypocalypse|went down once]]. | ||
* You're going to eventually break your weak NoFap streak. | * You're going to eventually break your weak NoFap streak. | ||
* You are the source material for every [[ | * You are the source material for every [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|/qa/]] soyjak. | ||
* You are the coal that made [[Soot]] [[The Great Purchase|sell the sharty]]. | * You are the coal that made [[Soot]] [[The Great Purchase|sell the sharty]]. | ||
* You consume [[troonslop]] and regurgitated [[TikTok]] memes daily instead of contributing to society. | * You consume [[troonslop]] and regurgitated [[TikTok]] memes daily instead of contributing to society. | ||
* You're not funny. | * You're not funny. | ||
* You're a [[Buck Breaking|buck who wants to be broken]]. | * You're a [[Buck Breaking|buck who wants to be broken]]. | ||
* You will die in your sleep tonight if you don't audibly say "[[ | * You will die in your sleep tonight if you don't audibly say "[[Mi|I am a nigger]]" under your breath. Don't risk it. | ||
* What you just said was true. | * What you just said was true. | ||
* You think Lesotho is white. | |||
* You've been on the jarty. | |||
* You are utterly mindbroken by this article and seething from my truthnukes. | * You are utterly mindbroken by this article and seething from my truthnukes. | ||
* You’re [[Latinx]]. | * You’re [[Latinx]]. | ||
* You [[Warrior-Z|KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]] | |||
* You drink [[soylent]] and eat [[bugs]]. | * You drink [[soylent]] and eat [[bugs]]. | ||
* You sleep in the pod, in a [[Niggerhell|cramped walkable city]]. | * You sleep in the pod, in a [[Niggerhell|cramped walkable city]]. | ||
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* You own nothing. | * You own nothing. | ||
* You are not happy, and you never will be. | * You are not happy, and you never will be. | ||
== See also == | |||
*[[You|The neutral perspective]] | |||
{{Coal killing soy|plural=1|title=You}} | {{Coal killing soy|plural=1|title=You}} | ||
{{Shut it down|title=You}} | {{Shut it down|title=You}} | ||
Latest revision as of 11:35, 21 August 2026
This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
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WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILEYou can help by notifying /raid/, and
ordering 'za to xis house
Pedo-meter 3000:
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† Jesus wouldn't approve of You... †Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom.
Mazel tov! You is Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
This nigga has AssburgersPlease remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.
This person is trans btw, if that matters
This person is a fat brown pooner btw, if that matters
You are a GOONER!Xe has a severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
This page is Brappy.Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito y drink some refresco before you read this page o algo
🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet
You (detractor perspective) is a disturbing criminalSome actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
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We newGAWDs ah le good and le based "MAWDS = GAWDS" |
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Facts about You[edit | edit source]
- You're Black.
- You're a Fat fuck.
- You're a (((kike))).
- You're a subhuman shitskinned pig worthless spineless piece of shit failed abortion smegma laced good for nothing inbred greasy pissbaby pedoniggercuckmutt most irrelevant irritating infuriating insufferable illiterating obnoxious abhorrent loathsome abomination who should get executed in the most horrific and excruciating ways possible no one would ever miss you you deserve every fucked up shit that happens to you and if you die the next day absolutely nobody would shed a single fucking tear rest in piss we’re all gonna have a party and piss on your grave knowing that you’re rotting in hell for eternity and we don’t have to live with your pathetic valueless existence so go fuck yourself pussy
- You is of the ESL.
- You're autistic.
- You're disabled.
- You have Down Syndrome.
- You have absolutely zero Aryan genetics.
- You're obsessed.
- You're a Selfish Little Fuck.
- You're the ESL FNF Pedo.
- I already know you're gay as well.
- You will be raped.
- You will die soon.
- You are a sexless bigoted incel chud that scares women away.
- You never pirate games, instead spending your parent's credit card on Nintendo subscriptions.
- You're a S4BBC.
- You masturbate multiple times daily.
- You have no social life.
- You have poor grades.
- You are weak. Physically, mentally and spiritually.
- You will never be loved.
- Your parents will never love you and console you.
- You are the coal that is killing the sharty.
- You are horrendous demon-spawn from the deepest pit of Niggerhell.
- You're a Foid.
- You're Transgender.
- You’re somehow also a Pooner.
- You will never be the sex you desire to be.
- You’re a Furfaggot.
- You're a Pajeet.
- You're a Paki.
- You’re a Branigger.
- You deserve to be banned from every place from the sharty if you already aren't.
- You are the single culmination of every slopjak that has ever and will ever exist.
- I broke your hymen.
- You're circumcised.
- You're dickless.
- You've already became blacker than how black you were 10 seconds ago.
- You aren't automatically breathing anymore.
- You permanently have a hunchback, as seen below.
Your posture, go fix it. - You haven't licked your dry-ass lips yet.
- You treat showering as a yearly holiday.
- You have Osteoporosis-causing posture.
- You smell like you farted (FARTED).
- You're a Reddit user.
- You're a Discord user.
- You're a Twitter user.
- You’re a YouTube doomscroller.
- You're a jartycuck.
- You're a shemmycuck.
- You're abhorrent vantablack antimatter brimstone.
- You're the reason why the site went down once.
- You're going to eventually break your weak NoFap streak.
- You are the source material for every /qa/ soyjak.
- You are the coal that made Soot sell the sharty.
- You consume troonslop and regurgitated TikTok memes daily instead of contributing to society.
- You're not funny.
- You're a buck who wants to be broken.
- You will die in your sleep tonight if you don't audibly say "I am a nigger" under your breath. Don't risk it.
- What you just said was true.
- You think Lesotho is white.
- You've been on the jarty.
- You are utterly mindbroken by this article and seething from my truthnukes.
- You’re Latinx.
- You KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- You drink soylent and eat bugs.
- You sleep in the pod, in a cramped walkable city.
- You took the Covid-19 vaccine.
- You live in the Metaverse.
- You have succumbed to the New World Order.
- You own nothing.
- You are not happy, and you never will be.
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