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'''Prime Minister''': (((Mikhail Mishustin)))
'''Prime Minister''': (((Mikhail Mishustin)))
|demonym=Russians
|demonym=Russians
|native_name=Россійская Федерація|capital=Moscow|languages=Russian|ethnic_groups=Russians (72%), [[Turk|Tatars]] (3.2%), [[Turk|Bashkir]] (1.1%)|religion=[[Christianity|Eastern Orthodox]] [[67|(67%)]], [[Atheism|None]] (14%), [[Islam]] (7%)|population=146,028,325|currency=Russian Ruble}}
|native_name=Россійская Федерація|capital=Moscow|languages=Russian|ethnic_groups=RUSSOIDS|religion=[[Christianity|Eastern Orthodox]] [[67|(67%)]], [[Atheism|None]] (14%), [[Islam]] (7%)|population=146,028,325|currency=Russian Ruble}}
[[File:Jbhk.png|thumb|300px|Trve and honest map of Russia (ev&oe it doesnt have [[Astrofene|Crimea]] and the annexed Ukrainian oblasts o algo)]]
[[File:Jbhk.png|thumb|300px|Trve and honest map of Russia ([[Even though|ev&oe]] it doesnt have [[Astrofene|Crimea]] and the annexed Ukrainian oblasts o algo)]]
'''Russia''' (or the '''Russian Federation''') is a country in Eastern Europe, it is the largest country in the world by area, and with a population of 140 million, is the most populous country in Europe, and is militarly the strongest country in Europe. It is the ninth-most populous country in the world or however the squat is done.
'''Russia''' (or the '''Russian Federation,''' in russian '''Россия, Российская Федерация''') is a country in Eastern [[Euromutt|Europe]] that also encompasses half of Asia because why the fuck not, making it the largest country in THE WORLD by area ([[Fact|larger than the fucking planet of Pluto]]), and with a population of 140 million, is the most populous country in Europe, and is militarily the strongest country in Europe. It is the ninth-most populous country in the world or however the squat is done. <s>Mustard's homeland btw</s>.


It is (supposedly) where [[Kuz]] comes from, though it was revealed Kuz is probably not a [[Psyop|real person]]. It is a multinational country and is led by [[Vladimir Putin]]. [[Skibidi Toilet]] was created by a Russian<ref>[https://dafuqboom.fandom.com/wiki/DaFuq!%3FBoom! https://dafuqboom.fandom.com/wiki/DaFuq!%3FBoom!]</ref>. Also [[Gigachad]] is Russian, how could you tell?
It is (supposedly) where [[Kuz]] comes from, [[though]] it was revealed Kuz is probably not a [[Psyop|real person]]. It is a multinational country and is led by [[Vladimir Putin]]. [[Skibidi Toilet]] was created by a Russian<ref>[https://dafuqboom.fandom.com/wiki/DaFuq!%3FBoom! https://dafuqboom.fandom.com/wiki/DaFuq!%3FBoom!]</ref>. Also [[Gigachad]] is Russian, how could you tell?


Their retarded [[Frootcord|totalitarian government]] did {{Keyedtext|ban Roblox, Discord, [[Faggots|LGBTQ]], Satanism, and now Telegram.}} (however, [[Roblox]] got unbanned fairly recently) And even though [['p]] is illegal in the country it remains poorly enforced so there are still a few deranged people wanting to make it there. The government sometimes mass [[Klaus Schwab|imports southerners]] into the country because it doesn't really care about it's own Russian people at all, but they are often beaten by [[ICE|MVD]] when they misbehave. They also have KGB cells alive but they are chill af.
Their retarded [[Frootcord|authoritarian government]] did {{Keyedtext|ban Discord, [[Faggots|LGBTQ]]}}, {{Keyedtext|Satanism, and now Telegram.}} [[Roblox]] also got banned, however it was short lived since the ban was lifted, but chat is now unavailable to everyone in the country. And [[even though]] [['p]] is illegal in the country it remains poorly enforced so there are still a few deranged people wanting to make it there. The government sometimes mass [[Klaus Schwab|imports southerners]] into the country because [[Fact|it doesn't really care about it's own Russian people at all]], but they are often beaten by [[ICE|MVD]] when they misbehave. They also have [[Glowniggers|KGB]] cells alive but they are [[Negro|chill af]].


Russia is generally considered a great power and wields significant regional influence in Europe, possessing the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons and having the third-highest military expenditure in the world. Its advanced economy ranks among the largest in the world, relying on its vast mineral and energy resources, mainly oil and natural gas. Russia continues to rank very low in measurements of democracy, human rights and media freedom, while having high levels of corruption. As the successor state of the Soviet Union (the swamp country the current Russian Federation came from), it retains its seat as a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council and is a member state of several international organisations. Russia is also home to 32 UNESCO World Heritage Sites.
Russia is generally considered a great power (although less so after the [[Russo-Ukrainian War|SVO]]) and wields significant regional influence in [[Europe]], possessing the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons and having the third-highest military expenditure in the world. Its advanced economy ranks among the largest in the world, relying on its vast mineral and energy resources, mainly oil and natural gas. Russia continues to rank very low in measurements of democracy, human rights and media freedom, while having high levels of corruption. As the successor state of the [[Communism|Soviet Union]] (the swamp country the current Russian Federation came from), it retains its seat as a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council and is a member state of several international organizations. Russia is also home to 32 UNESCO World Heritage Sites.
 
 
Hopefully one day the great Tsar gets to return and bring back Russia to it's good old pre-communist Renaissance period. ({{spoiler|Do you mean when there were famines left and right and 80% of the population was comprised of peasants?}})


Hopefully one day the great Tsar gets to return and bring back Russia to it's good old pre-communist Renaissance period. ({{spoiler|Do you mean when there was an abundance of food and jobs left and right and 80% of the population was comprised of strong laborers?}})
== History ==
== History ==
Russia was first created when early Slavic people migrated from the lands of modern-day Ukraine and Belarus towards the north and founded the Kyivan Rus (or Kievan Rus), in 1240, the [[Asians|Mongolians]] invaded the country and turned it into a client state under them, in 1480 at the Great Stand of the river Ugra, the Tsar liberated Russia from the Mongols, taking with them all the lands of the former Kievan Rus and uniting all Russian lands. In 1721 a Hohol named Theophan Prokopovich who was both a metropolitan of the Orthodox Church and an avisor of [[Gigachad|tsar peter I]] coined the term created the Russian Empire, as it rapidly expanded eastward for colonial settlement to remove most of the Asiatic peoples that resided east of it and even got as far as Alaska in North America. However the monarchy was abolished for the Russian Republic 1917, but [[Communism|commies]] influenced by [[Japan]] and the (((Jews))) overthrew it in 1922 after years of fighting from their 1917 swamp rebellion and created the [[Soviet Union]]. <s>Ev&oe it was [[Germany]] who permitted Vladimir Lenin to travel from Switzerland into Russia during World War I</s> The Soviet Union later got [[Lie|btfo'd]] by [[Chud|nazi germany]], only later managing to overcome them with human wave tactics and western equipment throughout the early 1940s. The subsequent defeat of the nazoids would cause a massive clitty leakage from the [[chudjak|chuddies]]. Also the defeat of the nazis was maybe a good thing and therefore the sole good contribution of the soviet union. During the Cold War, it stood against the [[Amerimutt]] empire and Later it was dissolved in 1991 because communism is retarded. Many went to israel. It remained a democratic government until 2000 when Vladimir Putin took office and made it an authoritarian dictatorship.
Russia was first created when early [[Aryan|Slavic]] people migrated from the lands of modern-day [[Ukraine]] and [[Shit nobody cares about|Belarus]] towards the north and founded the [[Hyperborea|Kyivan Rus]] (or Kievan Rus), in 1240, the [[Asians|Mongolians]] invaded the country and turned it into a client state under them, in 1480 at the Great Stand of the river Ugra, the Tsar liberated Russia from the Mongols, taking with them all the lands of the former Kievan Rus and uniting all Russian lands. In 1721 a Hohol named [[Literal who|Theophan Prokopovich]] who was both a metropolitan of the Orthodox Church and an avisor of [[Gigachad|Tsar Peter I]] coined the term created the Russian Empire, as it rapidly expanded eastward for colonial settlement to remove most of the [[Asians|Asiatic peoples]] that resided east of it and even got as far as Alaska in North America. However the monarchy was abolished for the Russian Republic 1917, but [[Communism|commies]] influenced by [[Japan]] and the ((([[Jews]]))) overthrew it in 1922 after years of fighting from their 1917 swamp rebellion and created the [[Soviet Union]]. <s>[[Even though|Ev&oe]] it was [[Germany]] who permitted Vladimir Lenin to travel from Switzerland into Russia during World War I</s> (It wasn't just Germany, it was also the people. Lenin only was a leader). After civil war [[Communism|Lenin]] died by gunshots and his old age, and after [[Communism|Joseph Stalin]] came to leader. The beginning of his rule was marked a [[Niggerhell|hunger in the west part of Soviet Russia and repressions]] that claimed millions of lives and continued until his death in 1953. The Soviet Union later got [[Lie|BTFO'd]] by [[Chud|Nazi Germany]], only later managing to overcome them with human wave tactics and western equipment throughout the early 1940's. The subsequent defeat of the Nazoids would cause a massive [[Leakage|clitty leakage]] from the [[chudjak|chuddies]]. Also the defeat of the Nazis was maybe a good thing and therefore the sole good contribution of the soviet union. During the Cold War, it stood against the [[Amerimutt]] empire and Later it was dissolved in 1991 because [[Fact|communism is retarded]]. <s>Many went to [[Israel]]</s> {{Glow|NO THEY AREN'T}}. It remained a democratic government by the drunk named [[Literal who|Boris Yeltsin]], he shot the white house with tanks in 1993 when commies didn't agree with his politicy, and started two Chechen wars (first 1994-1996; second 1999-2000). He ruled until 2000 when he gave to [[Vladimir Putin]] his office because he tired, and after, Putin made it an [[Niggerhell|authoritarian dictatorship]]. Also there were [[Keyed retard|Dmitry Medvedev]], the third president of Russia 2008-2012, he attacked Georgia in 2008, and his [[Leakage|clitty is kinda leaky]]. And now days, [[SNCA:Vladimir Putin|Vladimir Putin]] ruling the antire country more like 20 years.  
 
In 2022 (ev&doe the war actually started in 2014) they [[Russo-Ukrainian War|invaded]] [[Ukraine]], but faced resistance from the [[Million Dollar Extreme|Ghost of Kiev]] and the strongest Ukrainian soldier [[Nikocado Avocado]].


Russia is so aryan that it has its own [[AI]] model called "[[Gigachad|GigaChat]]".<ref>https://giga.chat/</ref>
In 2022, February 24th ([[Even though|ev&oe]] the war actually started in 2014) they tried to [[Russo-Ukrainian War|invade]] the [[Ukraine]], but faced resistance from the [[Million Dollar Extreme|Ghost of Kiev]] and the strongest Ukrainian soldier [[Nikocado Avocado]].


==Shartykey==
=={{Keyedtext|Shartykey}}==
{{Main|Shartykey}}
{{Main|Shartykey}}
Shartykey is a village in RuZZia btw if that matters.  
{{Keyedtext|Shartykey}} is a village in Russia. Its also the birthplace of [[Gigachad|Ernest Khalimov]] and, coincidentally, [[Froot]].  


== Things most Russians like doing ==
== Things most Russians like doing ==
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* [[Captain Gem|Hacking]] [[Ameriaryan|Ameriaryans]] with [[Babybot|Virus]] [[Peter Griffin|Petya]]
* [[Captain Gem|Hacking]] [[Ameriaryan|Ameriaryans]] with [[Babybot|Virus]] [[Peter Griffin|Petya]]
* Hating [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] for WW2 [[Amerimutt|or whatever]]
* Hating [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] for WW2 [[Amerimutt|or whatever]]
* [[Branigger|Worshipping]] Hitler
* Playing [[CS SOY|CSGO]]
* Playing [[CS SOY|CSGO]]
* Playing [[Team Fortress 2|TF2]] (and post MGE memes)
* Playing [[Team Fortress 2|TF2]] (and post MGE memes)
* Playing Escape From Tarkov
* Suffering from severe gear fear in Rust (the game)
* Suffering from severe gear fear in Rust (the game)
* Drinking {{Keyedtext|Vodka}}
* [[Datamining|Stealing your information]]
* [[Datamining|Stealing your information]]
* [[Piracy|Cracking software]]
* [[Piracy|Cracking software]]
* Getting rule cucked by their [[Vladimir Putin|president]]
* Getting [[Cuck|rule cucked]] by their <s>president</s> [[Vladimir Putin|dictator]]
* Using a free [[China|Chinese]] [[VPN]]
* Using a free [[China|Chinese]] [[VPN]]
* Despising [[Klaus Schwab|the west]] for all [[Failraid|the problems.]] (especially given the West has been brainwashed by jews)
* Despising [[Klaus Schwab|the west]] for all [[Failraid|the problems.]] (especially given the West has been brainwashed by [[jews]] (<s>[[even though]] Russia is just as [[Jews|jewish]]</s>))
* Being chuds (younger ones especially, older ones like communism a lot).
* Being chuds (younger ones especially, older ones like [[communism]] a lot ([[even though]] its the based kind where [[Communism|stalin]] sends trannies to die in siberia)).
* Being [[foodists]] and spamming degeneracy wherever they go.
* Being [[foodists]] and spamming degeneracy wherever they go.
* Praising [[Telegram|Pavel Durov]]<br />
* Praising [[Telegram|Pavel Durov]]
== Relationship with soyjaks ==
* SOME like gooning to [['P|'p]] and [[gore]]
For some reason soyjaks are very popular in Russia (probably because ruskiymutts are [[Chudjak|chuds]] geg). Notably, [[smugjak]] and [[chud]] are incredibly popular among rusmutt [[Normies|normiegods]]. [[2ch.hk|Dvach]] and other Russian-speaking spaces also often use woahjaks like the doomerjak, or subvariants of smugjak.<ref>https://soybooru.com/post/view/66367#search=russian_language</ref> [[Nojak|One popular soyjak variant]] died fighting in Russian foreign legion. A Russian imageboard known as [[2ch.hk|Dvach]], specifically its /int/ board, was [[Great Soyplacement|colonized by soyteens]] during the events of [[Soypocalypse]].
 
== Relationship with Soyjaks ==
For some reason [[Soyjak|Soyjaks]] are very popular in Russia (probably because Eastern Europe is actually Shambala). Notably, [[Smugjak]] and [[Chud]] are incredibly popular among Rusmutt [[Normies|normiegods]]. [[2ch.hk|Dvach]] and other Russian-speaking spaces also often use woahjaks like the [[Doomers|doomerjak]], or subvariants of smugjak.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-1717-18/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/66367</ref> [[Nojak|One popular soyjak variant]] died fighting in Russian foreign legion. A Russian imageboard known as [[2ch.hk|Dvach]], specifically its /int/ board, was [[Great Soyplacement|colonized by soyteens]] during the events of [[Soypocalypse]].


Also Soyjak Party has a [https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjak.party page] on Russian Wikipedia, along with a page on Neolurk, pretty much the Russian version of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]].
Also Soyjak Party has a [https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjak.party page] on russian [[Wikipedia]], along with a page on Neolurk, pretty much the Russian version of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]].
[[File:Screenshot 2025-12-02 at 09-00-24 Soyjak.party — Википедия.png|300px|thumb|right|A screenshot of the Russian Wikipedia page for soyjak.party as of December 2, 2025]]
[[File:Screenshot 2025-12-02 at 09-00-24 Soyjak.party — Википедия.png|300px|thumb|right|A screenshot of the Russian Wikipedia page for soyjak.party as of December 2, 2025]]
== What can you do in Russia? ==
== What can [[You|(You)]] do in Russia? ==


* Get 1488 types of AIDS from the local underage hooker. [[Kuz|Do you know what this reminds me of?]]
* Get [[1488]] types of [[AIDS]] from the local underage hooker. [[Kuz|Do you know what this reminds me of?]]
* Get [[Personal army|conscripted]]. (or not if you're [[Autism|autistic]] enough)
* Get [[Personal army|conscripted]]. (or not if you're [[Autism|autistic]] enough)
* Look at the [[Jews|Lahta Center]] in Saint [[Peter Griffin|Peters]][[Amerimutt|burg]] (moscvcks lost btw, SPBVLLs vvqn).
* Look at the [[Jews|Lahta Center]] in Saint [[Peter Griffin|Peters]][[Amerimutt|burg]] (MOSCVCKS LQST BTVV, SPBVLLS VVQN).
* [[1984|Get jailed for hatespeech.]]
* [[1984|Get jailed for hatespeech.]]
* Cry about le [[Ukraine|hohols]] because {{Echoes|Vladimir Putin}} psyopped you into hating them.
* Cry about le [[Ukraine|hohols]] because {{Echoes|Vladimir Putin}} psyopped you into hating them.
* Get fellatio by [[Serbs]] and [[snca|Belarusians.]]
* Get fellatio by [[Serbs]] and [[snca|Belarusians.]]
*Hack the [[United States]] federal elections.
*Hack the [[United States]] federal elections.
*Steal Ukrainian [[Skibidi Toilet|toilets]] and washing machines
*Steal Ukrainian [[Skibidi Toilet|toilets]] and washing machines.
*[[Nonsense|Ride an AK-47 jetpack]]
*{{Keyedtext|Pirate everything.}}
*Invade every country while riding a bear
*[[Nonsense|Ride an AK-47 jetpack]].
*Eat pancakes off shovels.
*Invade every country while riding a bear.
*[[Useless nigger war|Die fighting in Dumbass]].
*[[Useless nigger war|Die fighting in Dumbass]].
*Cry about sanctions
*Cry about sanctions.
*Laugh at [[SNCA:Komputersem|Komputersem's]] seetheralds
*Use the "[[GigaChat]]" [[Generative AI|AI chatbot]]
*{{Keyedtext|Pirate everything}}
*Laugh at [[SNCA:Komputersem|Komputersem's]] seetheralds.
*Watch theirs main propaganda channels one of which features {{Echoes|Vladimir Solovyov}} who calls on russians to die for Russia and [[Spadeson|suck Chechen cocks]] for real.
*Hating on [[Asians|Mongoloids and Asians]]. <- [[meds]] russians have a lot of turkic people some of who are mongoloids doe they hate southern churkas
*Hating on [[Asians|Mongoloids and Asians]]. <- [[meds]] russians have a lot of turkic people some of who are mongoloids doe they hate southern churkas
*Petitioning to bring back the [[Owner|Tsar]].
*Petitioning to bring back the [[Owner|Tsar]].
*Use a shitty homemade cpu or an LGA 775 Pentium 4 on your babushka's [[computer]].  
*Use a shitty homemade cpu or an LGA 775 Pentium 4 on your [[Your grandma|babushka]]'s [[computer]].  
*Bomb a local gas station because you got threatened by heckin [[Ukraine|ukrainians]] in [[Telegram|der 'gram]]
*[[Ted Kaczynski|Bomb a local gas station]] because you got threatened by heckin [[Ukraine|ukrainians]] in [[Telegram|der 'gram]].
*Commit a serious crime, only to subsequently sign military contract, go to war, and evade criminal prosecution
*[[Rape|Commit a serious crime]], only to subsequently sign [[Personal army|military contract]], go to [[Useless Nigger Wars|war]], and evade criminal prosecution.
*Cry about 'fuggen russophobes' in every post-Soviet country, especially in Baltic states and Ukraine, and demand locals to speak Russian
*Cry about 'fuggen russophobes' in every [[Niggerhell|post-Soviet country]], especially in [[Shit nobody cares about|Baltic states]] and [[Ukraine]], and demand locals to speak Russian.
*Call every nation by [[wikt:Category:Russian_ethnic_slurs|ethnic slurs]]
*Call every nation by [[wikt:Category:Russian_ethnic_slurs|ethnic slurs]].
*Say '{{Abbr|Чечня круто|Chechnya is cool}}' and pay tribute to Chechens even after defeating them in the war
*Say 'Чечня круто' and pay tribute to Chechens even after defeating them in the war.
*Die
*Let your president kiss [[Islam|Quran]].
*Watch your local Oil Refinery get blown up by Ukrainian drones.
*Get blown up by a Ukrainian drone.
*[[Death|Die.]]


== Important Russians in the Soysphere ==
== Important Russians in the Soysphere ==
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*[[Mist]]  
*[[Mist]]  
*[[Ernest Khalimov|Gigachad]]
*[[Ernest Khalimov|Gigachad]]
*[[Mustard]]
*<s>[[Mustard]]</s>
*[[Alex Sazonov]]
*[[Alex Sazonov]]
*[[TikTok|5.5M]]
*[[TikTok|5.5M]]
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File:IAS Kuzjak.png|[[Kuzjak]] is a variant that is used to depict russians
File:IAS Kuzjak.png|[[Kuzjak]] is a variant that is used to depict russians
File:Vatnik.png|Vatnik is a [[NAS]] meme that also is used to depict russians, especially overly-patriotic ones
File:Vatnik.png|Vatnik is a [[NAS]] meme that also is used to depict russians, especially overly-patriotic ones
File:Tsar Nicholas II -1898.jpg|5.5 million man (Tsar Nikolai II, the last, bad Imperator of the Russian Empire btw)
File:Борис Николаевич Ельцин-1.jpg|[[Literal who|Boris Yeltsin]], the first president of Russia. Drunkard (his citizens hate him for absolutely annihilating the economy to the point of a default economy and "ruined" USSR)
File:Vladimir Putin taking the Presidential Oath, 7 May 2000.jpg|The second one president, [[SNCA:Vladimir Putin|Vladimir Putin]]. {{Spoiler|He'll be the last fourth president btw.}}
File:Dmitry Medvedev official large photo -1.jpg|And the third one president, [[Keyed retard|Dmitry Medvedev]]. WARNING!!! HE IS [[Leakage|CLITTY LEAKER]]!!!
</gallery>
</gallery>
== Important Russian (((Concepts))) ==
== Important Russian (((Concepts))) ==


* {{Keyed|Vodka}}, a magic inflammatory hellish healing drink for random uncle
* {{Keyed|Vodka}}, a magic inflammatory hellish healing drink for random uncle.
* [[Communism|Bolshevism]]
* [[Communism|Bolshevism]] and human suffering.
* [[Sinister|NUCL£AR 0RTHOD0XY]]
* [[Sinister|NUCL£AR 0RTHOD0XY]].
* [[Telegram]] ALLEGEDLY [[Datamining|clipping your communications]] and handing it over to the [[Glownigger|FSB]], so they can [[SNCA:Piracy|download random shit on your pc]]
* [[Telegram]] ALLEGEDLY [[Datamining|clipping your communications]] and handing it over to the [[Glownigger|FSB]], so they can [[SNCA:Piracy|download random shit on your PC]].
* [[Cryptocurrency|Nophono Cryptos]]
* [[Cryptocurrency|Nophono Cryptos]].


* Annoying shitheadsssss [[wikipedia:Pomors|uralmuttZZ]]
* Annoying shitheadsssss [[wikipedia:Pomors|uralmuttZZ]].


[[File:Tsar Nicholas II -1898.jpg|alt=or however the alaska is deraped by amerimutts|thumb|5.5m million man]]
* [[SNCA:Steam|Valve games and media.]]
* [[SNCA:Steam|Valve games and media.]]


= See also =
== See also ==
 
* [[Ukraine]]
* [[Ukraine]]
* [[Poland|Pooland]]
* [[Poland|Pooland]]
* [[Telegram|'gram]]
* [[Telegram|'gram]]
* [[Diomede Islands]]
{{reflist}}
{{reflist}}
{{Countries}}
{{Countries}}

Latest revision as of 12:56, 20 August 2026

This page is a wall of text!(You) VVILL add images and make the text less dense.
Why yes, Ernest Khalimov is from Russia.How could you tell?

>these are the ones who communicate using those weird commierunes or something
Trve and honest map of Russia (ev&oe it doesnt have Crimea and the annexed Ukrainian oblasts o algo)

Russia (or the Russian Federation, in russian Россия, Российская Федерация) is a country in Eastern Europe that also encompasses half of Asia because why the fuck not, making it the largest country in THE WORLD by area (larger than the fucking planet of Pluto), and with a population of 140 million, is the most populous country in Europe, and is militarily the strongest country in Europe. It is the ninth-most populous country in the world or however the squat is done. Mustard's homeland btw.

It is (supposedly) where Kuz comes from, though it was revealed Kuz is probably not a real person. It is a multinational country and is led by Vladimir Putin. Skibidi Toilet was created by a Russian[1]. Also Gigachad is Russian, how could you tell?

Their retarded authoritarian government did ban Discord, LGBTQ🗝️, Satanism, and now Telegram.🗝️ Roblox also got banned, however it was short lived since the ban was lifted, but chat is now unavailable to everyone in the country. And even though 'p is illegal in the country it remains poorly enforced so there are still a few deranged people wanting to make it there. The government sometimes mass imports southerners into the country because it doesn't really care about it's own Russian people at all, but they are often beaten by MVD when they misbehave. They also have KGB cells alive but they are chill af.

Russia is generally considered a great power (although less so after the SVO) and wields significant regional influence in Europe, possessing the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons and having the third-highest military expenditure in the world. Its advanced economy ranks among the largest in the world, relying on its vast mineral and energy resources, mainly oil and natural gas. Russia continues to rank very low in measurements of democracy, human rights and media freedom, while having high levels of corruption. As the successor state of the Soviet Union (the swamp country the current Russian Federation came from), it retains its seat as a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council and is a member state of several international organizations. Russia is also home to 32 UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

Hopefully one day the great Tsar gets to return and bring back Russia to it's good old pre-communist Renaissance period. (Do you mean when there was an abundance of food and jobs left and right and 80% of the population was comprised of strong laborers?)

History[edit | edit source]

Russia was first created when early Slavic people migrated from the lands of modern-day Ukraine and Belarus towards the north and founded the Kyivan Rus (or Kievan Rus), in 1240, the Mongolians invaded the country and turned it into a client state under them, in 1480 at the Great Stand of the river Ugra, the Tsar liberated Russia from the Mongols, taking with them all the lands of the former Kievan Rus and uniting all Russian lands. In 1721 a Hohol named Theophan Prokopovich who was both a metropolitan of the Orthodox Church and an avisor of Tsar Peter I coined the term created the Russian Empire, as it rapidly expanded eastward for colonial settlement to remove most of the Asiatic peoples that resided east of it and even got as far as Alaska in North America. However the monarchy was abolished for the Russian Republic 1917, but commies influenced by Japan and the (((Jews))) overthrew it in 1922 after years of fighting from their 1917 swamp rebellion and created the Soviet Union. Ev&oe it was Germany who permitted Vladimir Lenin to travel from Switzerland into Russia during World War I (It wasn't just Germany, it was also the people. Lenin only was a leader). After civil war Lenin died by gunshots and his old age, and after Joseph Stalin came to leader. The beginning of his rule was marked a hunger in the west part of Soviet Russia and repressions that claimed millions of lives and continued until his death in 1953. The Soviet Union later got BTFO'd by Nazi Germany, only later managing to overcome them with human wave tactics and western equipment throughout the early 1940's. The subsequent defeat of the Nazoids would cause a massive clitty leakage from the chuddies. Also the defeat of the Nazis was maybe a good thing and therefore the sole good contribution of the soviet union. During the Cold War, it stood against the Amerimutt empire and Later it was dissolved in 1991 because communism is retarded. Many went to Israel NO THEY AREN'T. It remained a democratic government by the drunk named Boris Yeltsin, he shot the white house with tanks in 1993 when commies didn't agree with his politicy, and started two Chechen wars (first 1994-1996; second 1999-2000). He ruled until 2000 when he gave to Vladimir Putin his office because he tired, and after, Putin made it an authoritarian dictatorship. Also there were Dmitry Medvedev, the third president of Russia 2008-2012, he attacked Georgia in 2008, and his clitty is kinda leaky. And now days, Vladimir Putin ruling the antire country more like 20 years.

In 2022, February 24th (ev&oe the war actually started in 2014) they tried to invade the Ukraine, but faced resistance from the Ghost of Kiev and the strongest Ukrainian soldier Nikocado Avocado.

Shartykey🗝️[edit | edit source]

Main article: Shartykey

Shartykey🗝️ is a village in Russia. Its also the birthplace of Ernest Khalimov and, coincidentally, Froot.

Things most Russians like doing[edit | edit source]

Relationship with Soyjaks[edit | edit source]

For some reason Soyjaks are very popular in Russia (probably because Eastern Europe is actually Shambala). Notably, Smugjak and Chud are incredibly popular among Rusmutt normiegods. Dvach and other Russian-speaking spaces also often use woahjaks like the doomerjak, or subvariants of smugjak.[2] One popular soyjak variant died fighting in Russian foreign legion. A Russian imageboard known as Dvach, specifically its /int/ board, was colonized by soyteens during the events of Soypocalypse.

Also Soyjak Party has a page on russian Wikipedia, along with a page on Neolurk, pretty much the Russian version of ED.

A screenshot of the Russian Wikipedia page for soyjak.party as of December 2, 2025

What can (You) do in Russia?[edit | edit source]

Important Russians in the Soysphere[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • Kuzjak is a variant that is used to depict russians
    Kuzjak is a variant that is used to depict russians
  • Vatnik is a NAS meme that also is used to depict russians, especially overly-patriotic ones
    Vatnik is a NAS meme that also is used to depict russians, especially overly-patriotic ones
  • 5.5 million man (Tsar Nikolai II, the last, bad Imperator of the Russian Empire btw)
    5.5 million man (Tsar Nikolai II, the last, bad Imperator of the Russian Empire btw)
  • Boris Yeltsin, the first president of Russia. Drunkard (his citizens hate him for absolutely annihilating the economy to the point of a default economy and "ruined" USSR)
    Boris Yeltsin, the first president of Russia. Drunkard (his citizens hate him for absolutely annihilating the economy to the point of a default economy and "ruined" USSR)
  • The second one president, Vladimir Putin. He'll be the last fourth president btw.
    The second one president, Vladimir Putin. He'll be the last fourth president btw.
  • And the third one president, Dmitry Medvedev. WARNING!!! HE IS CLITTY LEAKER!!!
    And the third one president, Dmitry Medvedev. WARNING!!! HE IS CLITTY LEAKER!!!

Important Russian (((Concepts)))[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://dafuqboom.fandom.com/wiki/DaFuq!%3FBoom!
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-1717-18/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/66367
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