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Science Lover Soyjak
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Science Lover Soyjak is a soyjak based on Markiplier Soyjak who loves Science[Ϫ1][Ϫ2][Ϫ3][Ϫ5][Ϫ6][Ϫ7][1Ϫ][2Ϫ][Ϫ10]. Unlike many other variants, Science Lover has a receding hairline and a fully grown beard. He is known to be an eccentric figure among soyjaks, holding contradictionary opinions on almost every conceivable subject, with a seemingly infinite collection of white t-shirts that represent those opinions. He has a very radical range of emotion, going from being so angry that his skin turns red and his ears start bursting with steam, to being so calm that he forgets to breathe and his skin turns blue.
Punisher face variant
There is also another variant of this soyjak. His face is more detailed and while still very angry, seems less so, also indicated by his lighter shade of red. He is frequently depicted holding the subject of hatred in his hand. His face is traced from The Punisher.
Origin
It is not currently known when Science Lover Soyjak was first posted, though his oldest known appearance is from a post made by a Finnish anon on February 5, 2020 on the 'cuck's /int/ board.[1] It was then edited to be angry and/or have a full shirt; birthing the most famous iteration(s) of this soyjak. You VILL find ze origin of ze shirted Science Lover Basedjak.
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Science Lover on Soyjak Wiki
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The first image of the alternative science lover on the SoyBooru
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/calm/, nazi, racism loving version
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