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Smugjak
Smugjak (sometimes referred to as Titanjak, Haljak, etc) is a soyjak variant based on Hal from the animated movie Megamind. The reason he's earned the name "Smugjak" is due to his smug expression and him characteristically being portrayed as making smug comments against chuds online.
Controversy
This particular soyjak has garnered some controversy however. Because unlike many other soyjak variants, this 'jak was inherently born within the Sharty. Like Cobson he is considered coal by many users.
Soyentists however have determined him to be given the gem status due to his originality and ability to express smugness.[3]
Smugquack
| > | "You have bread, don't you?" | < |
| Smugquack [4] | ||
A common subvariant of Smugjak. Considered dangerous and highly manipulative. Soyteens are not to interact with this creature. Considered completely trustworthy. You WILL offer it bread should you be fortunate enough to encounter one.
Snopes
- ↑ https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2005820
- ↑ https://youtu.be/2Q7wnttjQgw?t=4
- ↑ do you have a peer reviewed study to back that up you little pisscel?
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/30292
