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Smugquack
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| > | "You have bread, don't you?" | < |
| Smugquack | ||
Smugquack is a common subvariant of Smugjak. Considered dangerous and highly manipulative. Soyteens are not to interact with this creature. Considered completely trustworthy. You WILL offer it bread should you be fortunate enough to encounter one.
And then you take back the bread, kill it, and then roast the meat, then make a sandwich with the meat and bread.
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