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'''Blartjak''' is a soyjak traced from the character "Paul Blart" from the movie "[[wikipedia:Paul_Blart:_Mall_Cop|Paul Blart: Mall Cop]]" riding a [[wikipedia:Segway|Segway scooter]]. He was created on June 2, 2025 in a /r/ thread and uploaded to the [[SoyBooru|booru]] right afterwards.<ref name="a"></ref>
'''Blartjak''' is a soyjak traced from the character "Paul Blart" from the movie "[[wikipedia:Paul_Blart:_Mall_Cop|Paul Blart: Mall Cop]]" riding a [[wikipedia:Segway|Segway scooter]]. He was created on June 2, 2025 in a now lost /soy/ thread, albeit his first documented appearance is in a thread on /r/.<ref name="a"></ref> Currently, he is one of the 120 possible [[Nameroll|namerolls]] on the 'party.


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Revision as of 23:30, 23 August 2025

Archived template in use: {{GemShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Blartjak is a soyjak traced from the character "Paul Blart" from the movie "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" riding a Segway scooter. He was created on June 2, 2025 in a now lost /soy/ thread, albeit his first documented appearance is in a thread on /r/.[1] Currently, he is one of the 120 possible namerolls on the 'party.

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