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Two Soyjaks Pointing
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Two Soyjaks Pointing, rarely called The monster from the Kway, is a soyjak variant created on 4chan's /qa/ board on May 1st, 2020.
It depicts two soyjaks pointing at something. It originated from a Tweet by vegan activist John Oberg talking about vegan fried 'chicken' being served in KFC, where in the image him and another person are pointing at the said meal.
This variant has unfortunately felt from grace as it was firmly embraced by normies on various social media platforms. It is now commonly usurped by those who are ignorant of the art of 'jakking, who may make dusty edits featuring the duo. As normies continue beating the dead horse,this variant is rarely seen both in the 'ru and the 'arty nowadays. In this regard, Chuds normally reject edits using this variant.
NAS Parodies on the Booru

Due to the popularity of Two Soyjaks Pointing on social media, many dusty images created by people who may be or atleast are spiritually trannies are often reposted to the 'ru, under the tag of soy_parody to the disdain of many 'jakkers.
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