CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Soy-tan
Soy-tan is niggerblack dusty coal and looty's trans self insert soyjak.party. She is featured in comics, fanart and other content created by soyteens. Soy-tan was first seen in September of 2020, the early drawings of the character probably created by a Brazilian (BR win). Soy-tan was featured as the soyjak.party favicon and as the image in pinned threads, until shortly after Kuz's purchase.
Design
Soytan is a moe anthropomorph of the cacao soylent bottle. She has long black hair and brown baggy ("nerdy") clothes, wears over-the-top stereotypical "nerdy girl" glasses, and is often depicted as participating in "soy" activities such as playing Nintendo switch.
Other interpretations
Some claim Soytan to be the female version of Soyjak. Another theory is that Soytan is Soot's genderswapped depiction of himself and that it was made by him (despite that there are ZERO peer reviewed studies proving this, no known pictures of Soot irl, and that Soytan was made by an Brazilian). This theory originates from the trend of other site owners doing this; both Kuz and Moot are known to have depiected themselves as anime girls in the past, and both of them eventually came to realize how cringe it was.
Status as Manime
Because soytan is a female kawaii mascot with Japanese inspiration, soyjak experts consider it to be Manime. Leading soyjakers agree that only reason soytan hasn't been forgotten is because of all of OCs made by soyjakkers. If all the OCs and edits did not exist, the soytan meme would been unrightfully considered as a /s4s/ garbage coal nigger meme. In summary, soytan is gem because it is:
- Isn't redundant (complements soyjak as the Sharty mascot.)
- Well drawn.
- Manime.
- Nas gem (because manime.)
Also because of his refusal to delete the board /a/, soyjak historians have taken the existence of soytan as evidence that Soot is a chad.
Downfall
Even though he never explicitly stated that soytan was no longer the mascot of the party, kuz took down soytans sticky thread and changed the sites icon to Impish Soyak Ears shortly after assuming power. (Kuz retired and Soy-tan is being forced by drawfag avatartroons [[though|Thougher]]
Gallery
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A full body drawing of Soy-tan
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Soy-tan telling you about the importance of eating bugs.
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Soy-tan says THOUGH
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Soy-tan meets her nazi self
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Promised Soy-tan comics that were never delivered by some retarded chud, i'll never forgive that cracka he should of have been permabanned tbh though
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Streaming the 'craft
