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The (((Jews)))[a] are an ethnoreligious group of evil power-hungry 300-IQ reptilians people that like to slither into positions of power, wealth and influence in the Western World and other places as well, even though they only make up 0.2% of the population. They have proclaimed origins to the ancient Israelites of Israel and Judah, and traditionally adhere to the religion of Judaism. Despite the fact that not all ethnic Jews practice Judaism, Jews are primarily connected via shared ancestry, history, and culture. (((Israel))) is the modern Jewish state, though many Jews live in countries all over the world, most notably in the United States, which has the largest Jewish population in the world. In online spaces controlled by right-wing clittycels, they are often identified by the (((echo))).

Jews le bad even though they're the real life version of soyteens (they were kicked out of 109 places and we were kicked out of 109 boards) nevermind, now 'teens were kicked out of over 120 boards as of 1/28.

There are approximately 15-20 million of God's chosen in the world. Jews are professional LARPers and can blend in with other peoples and cultures very well due to being dispersed for most of their history, which makes them exceptionally dangerous.

Culture

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Jews know that Christianity is the one true religion, yet are too prideful to admit it, and continue living as if Judaism is the "correct" religion. If you see Ashkenazi Jews doing silly stuff (such as needlessly loopholing during the Shabbath), it's probably just tradition and a way to make Goyim lower their guards around Jews. Jews are more than aware that God is unable to be fooled nor defeated.

Their existence, beliefs, and efforts to preserve their desired way of life have caused major controversies over the past 3000+ years, probably because their culture is long dead due to constant Roman attacks on their identity. Their language is complete LARP, and they have to steal most of their words (like how they steal everything else) from Arabic to properly formulate a vocabulary. Their tyranny has resulted in numerous mass deportations, wars, and genocides against them, which are beyond well deserved, especially a BTFO at the scale of the Bar Kokhba revolts. Despite this, these consequences of their own actions keep making them stronger and more powerful each time.

They (similar to Japanese people) also have a weird obsession with sexual degeneracy and pornography (almost all major porn company CEOs, site owners, and production studio directors are Jewish) and pedophilia (Jews make up many if not most of the prominent pedophiles in the world, including Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, Jared Fogle, Dan Schneider, Woody Allen, Noam Chomsky, Alan Dershowitz, Ronald Lauder, Leslie Wexner, Leon Black, Paul Krassner, Leon Botstein, Peter Spiegel, former Israeli PM Ehud Barak, and many, many, MANY others. Also many Jewish pedophiles escape to Israel to evade justice/punishment/consequences.[1])

Jews have contributed heavily to and pretty much created not just the LGBT movement and the overall degradation of society and culture, but also ideologies ranging from, the most philosemitic dickriding ideologies, to the most milquetoast centrist ideologies, and to the most antisemitic hateful far-right extremist ideologies. They also hold disproportionate power in most industries, such as tech, media, and finance. 5 of the top 10 richest men in the world come from Jewish backgrounds (Larry Page, Sergey Brin, Mark Zuckerberg, and Larry Ellison),[2] whether it be nepotism or high-level intellect, it's usually both.

Little known fact, many Jews use CRISPR gene editing to improve and optimise themselves and their offspring, hence why many Ashkenazi Jews look nearly indistinguishable from white people

A complete modern genocide of every single Jewish person is most likely never going to happen (eventhough it should) because killing people based solely off of race is like heckin' bad or something (eventhough Jews are descendant of demons). If there is a national-level problem that you believe originates from Jewish people in power attempting to preserve Jewish culture or to propagate their own positions of power, the best solution is to actually put in the mental work to start your own campaign to fix that problem in a way completely outside of race or religion, like running for congress and changing a law or something, but beware that if they notice you'll probably be assassinated or kicked out of power. Simply bitching about Jews on the internet will not make your life easier.

Tikkun Olam (Hebrew : תיקון עולם) is the Talmudic concept and ideology in which Jews have an innate responsibility of enacting social justice and activism to the world, hence the phrase meaning to "Repair the world." Unbeknownst to the goy, and to no one's surprise, many acts of Tikkun Olam are subversive in motive and in practice. Ideologies such as Marxism, Globohomo, Communism, mass immigration typically follow certain aspects of Tikkun Olam.

Loli Hentai and collaboration with Japanese

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Jews and Japs are both sexually degenerate high-IQ pedophiles who produce a ton of porn and have a lot of influence in the media. While many people understand that Jews are enemies, they don't seem to understand that Jews are basically the same as Japs, and ironically worship Japan as this "honorary Aryan" country because they were part of the Axis powers in WWII which means they're based Aryan nazis in the eyes of fully-groomed Braniggers even though Japs didn't follow Nazi antisemitism doctrine. In the 70s, Japs invented this genre of porn called Lolicon, which nowadays means hentai of little anime girls, used to mean Japanese CSAM.

Brown people (South Americans, South Asians, and Southeast Asians) have among the lowest IQ averages and the highest chances to develop pedophilia, as well as low self-control, leading to rape. Now, to convince these already-relatively-bigoted (albeit worshipped by globalist egalitarian leftists) shitskins to be pedophilic but not out-right pedophiles who will go to jail immediately, they must be introduced/groomed to lolicon. Due to lolicon already being a part of Japanese/Anime culture (which has enough right-wing history to be viewed as based Aryan nazi whatever shit i.e. Axis powers, gamergate, 4chan, rejecting the mass importation/migration of third worlders into Japan, supposed traditionalism, etc.),[3] they will believe that Japan is this based conservative christpilled anti-degeneracy right-wing nation, despite being groomed into a paraphilic fetish, but because it isn't a fetish popular among leftism, they won't realist it's paraphilic and degenerate. Now, indoctrinating these pedophilic hentai-addicted brown people from somewhat-queerphobic to full-blown politics-obsessed white-supremacist (despite being brown) """Christian""" neo-nazi far-right extremists.

Once there's a thousand Braniggers, no sane white person will want to associate with them, with their beliefs and values. They will believe that anyone who follows white supremacy, queerphobia, racism, Christianity, nationalism, or whatever other right-wing/far-right ideology is automatically a porn-addicted horny pedophile.

The Whitest of Aryan Beasts will be turned into the most pathetic, pantied and sissified submissive leftist secular/atheistic globalist egalitarian sluts whose anuses get used more for gay sex than shitting. White women will murder their children (first inside the womb, now outside the womb) and white people will fill in the void of declining birthrates by importing millions of third-world rapists (whose children will grow up to become Braniggers as well as rapists) into their countries. Cumskins will believe that a nation is the country itself/the state/the lines on the map, instead of meaning the people of a country/ethnic group (which is what it actually means btw.

Niggers? You know, the dumbest race on Earth with the lowest IQ scores? Turn them against lolicon and anime girls (i.e. turn niggers into antis). White Goyim are egalitarian globalist leftists and/or centrists who worship Niggers, and if Niggers hate lolis and anime girls, so will left-wing Goyim. Lobotomised racist Right-Wing Goyim/Chuds (who hate Niggers btw) will see that most lolipedos are "le based right wingers" and that antis are "niggers" and "leftist sissies", and will be forced to side with the lolipedo because of Partisanship, and slowly over the years be groomed into a feeling of comfortability that lolicon weebs aren't so bad.

First Whites become submissive leftist trannies, then Niggers as well. The most athletic physically strongest races on Earth, now the weakest.

Eventually, Braniggers will reach a stage in porn progression where they decide to switch from lolis to actual 'P (usually starts with east asian teenagers cosplaying, then prepubescent little girls cosplaying, and eventually on some TOR .onion link they will watch children being raped).

While most lolicons aren't sexually attracted to real children (yet), them continuing down this path of hedonism will most definitely desensitize them to the lolicon fetish[4], in which they will seek CSAM of little children. Once that escalates further, they might eventually start raping white children.

Talmud

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The Talmud is a Jewish "holy" book which is basically just rabbis arguing about the Tanakh written down for 500 years and The "Tanakh" is the book containing all of the Jewish collections of holy books (Torah, Nevi'im, and Ketuvim), the Tanakh was not canonized until 200 AD or 3960 AM (after Moses).

The Talmud contains all of the demonic thoughts of the Jews, it reveals what they really think about the Gentiles (non-Jews), and it contains many insults towards goys, describing someone as having a "Gentile head" means they're incapable of thinking ahead (an idiot), the Talmud also calls for the killing of the best of the gentiles.[5] this is because the talmud is essentially just rabbis having a useless nigger war with each other about the tanakh. The Talmud also recognizes 8 genders which shows that Jews support trannies (evendoe most Jews have never heard of any of those genders).

The Talmud says Yeshu' (Jesus) is boiling in excrement because he tried to harm ancient Israel.[6] It also says that Miriam (Mary) was unfaithful to her husband (calling her a whore). Astaghfirullah...

Judaism in the Soysphere

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Jews are indirectly responsible for the creation of soyjak.party, as Jeffrey Epstein started using the abbreviation "'p" in his emails to refer to the exact same thing, and he also influenced the creation of /pol/ on 4cuck which influenced the Sharty's culture heavily.

List of canonically Jewish soyjaks

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In relation to Max

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It is well known Max initially offered to sell the Sharty to Doll for $6,500 before pulling out and starting an open auction with a starting bid of $7,000 - a move that only the slimiest of Jews would have the gall to pull off.

On July 18, 2023, Doll confirmed on Telegram that Max was actually Jewish, shocking no one.

On July 20, 2023, Max further confirmed his Jewish heritage by forcing Doll to run ads on the Sharty, specifically those promoting an industry his kind pioneered.

Race mixing and Blacked Porn

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Jews love to advocate for race mixing and pornography. When you mix the two, you get a type of interracial porn known as "Blacked", a sub-genre of porn that tells our precious vvhite vvomen to start dating and having sexual relations with blacks. (Despite The Fact That Most Jews Literally Cannot exist Without The BWC. They Promote Bibisi) Israel itself is an ethnostate (they won't let you be a citizen if you don't worship Moloch or Baal) and yet promote garbage to western culture to weaken the white man's vril. You can see this happen to America with white men having significantly less testosterone than 50 years ago due to tranny media, microplastics, products with high amounts of soy and sneed oils, meaning less children, causing a decrease in birthrates while black men fuck multiple white women without protection (their primal brains simply cannot fathom that condoms prevent child support) and cause an increase in blacks and coincidentally crime. You can see Jews on the Sharty every day, larping as trannies or 4cucks, trying to mix 4cucks and soyKINGS. Every day 4Pedocucks try to raid the Sharty with 'p, NAS, "(brown skin people) are actually le aryans or something" posts and post shitty ragebait, albeit jannies deal with retards like this daily.

BBC is gemmy, although racemixing is not.

Types of Jews

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There are three forms of ethnic Jews: Asheknazim, Mizrahim, and Sephardim.

Ashkenazim

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Ashkenazim are the smartest, most successful, and most important of the three. this Is because They Are Literally Made by BWC. They have deep roots to the Levant, Germany (hence Yiddish and the German last names), Britain (hence the elitist snobby arrogant attitudes and culture), France (hence the French revolution, and also elitist snobby arrogant attitudes and culture), and non-Balkan Eastern/Southern Europe[7] (hence the Slavic last names), and seem white to the average person due to race-mixing with Europeans. They are by far the smartest form of Jews and are extremely powerful in the United States, being heavily overrepresented in entertainment, media and finance. This is because they were historically barred from most other professions, and when heckin' industrialism took off, these professions ended up being a gorillion times more important than previously thought.

Most Ashkenazi jews (especially Israelis) have around 40% of their DNA contributed from the Levant, and another 40% from Southern Europe. Only 10-20% of their genes really come Eastern and Central Europe.[8]

Millennia of exile required Ashkenazim to rely on portability, so being merchants and being literate helped with that, hence their high IQs (Jewish pride worldwide). Despite being only 40% of Israel’s Jewish population, they are literally ALL of Israel’s prime ministers. Yes, every single Israeli PM is of mainly Ashkenazi descent.

The Fact That They Are not only the Majority of Jews and The most Sucessful is Undeniable Proof that BWC Won

Mizrahim

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Mizrahim are the brown, more Arab-looking Jews who used to live accross the Middle East and North Africa. They form majority of Israel’s Jewish population and most of them fled there after they got expelled by a bunch of Arab and Muslim nations in 1948. Unlike "Ashkenazim" and "Sephardim", which have existed for quite a while, the term "Mizrahim" was invented by Israelis in 1948 to describe the non-European Jews who went to Israel. Both of these groups are heavily mixed within Israel - some numbers put it up to 60%.

Sephardim

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Jews who fled Spain and Portugal after getting expelled in 1492 and 1497.

Jewess

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💞 OH MY GODFAUCISCIENCE SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!! 💞This page features a very pretty woman
>I love you Israel woman. I love you so much. I want to marry Israel woman in life. Thank you so much. Please marry me dear. Bold and beautiful Israel woman, thank you very much.

A Jewess is a female Jew. Jewesses are important in Judaism because, to be a Jew, one must have a Jewish mother. Jewesses from Israel are best known for serving in the IDF, while also doing OnlyFans, so that Pajeets can goon to them. Xhey are also known for being the strongest golems in all of Israel, even stronger than Orthodox Jews. Xhey might be the reason why so many Pajeets are shabbos goyim that worship Israel.

Although women are usually supposed to be the clear-headed ones who convince men to not do stupid things, jewish women on the other hand not only contribute to the evil that their male counterparts do, but sometimes excel in it better than they do.

List of Jewesses

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Anne Frank

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Anne Frank was a famous Jewess who was gassed in Auschwitz. She is best known for her diary. /po/ clittycels love to deboonk her diary by smugly asserting that it was written with a ballpoint pen, even though she wrote it with a fountain pen and a black pencil. They are equally as fond of joking about her being raped by Hitler.

Frankie Fey

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Main article: Frankie Fey

Jewess who made videos about the sharty and got 'oxed.

Khazar Milkers

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Khazar Milkers is an unfunny /pol/ """meme""" and gooner dogwhistle, which involves Jew-hating /pol/cucks jewish internet users gooning their TWPs ("white") to Jewesses, who are perceived as having larger breasts than women of other ethnicities. It originated on October 26, 2017, when some gooner posted about Ben Shapiro's sister, Abigail Shapiro, and how heckin' attractive she was.[9]

Criticism

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According to Snopes AND peer reviewed studies, Jews are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened and function as an evil, semi-omnipotent hive mind responsible for controlling the media, making/doing everything I don't like, turning women into whores, importing immigrants into the west, grooming male children into trannies and worst of all, stealing incel chins. As such, they have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages (which was never ever ever EVER their fault) in Europe and the Middle East, many millennia-old Christian traditions and tales regarding the Jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the Jews for what they are and the very nature of the Mizrahi Jewish tribes breaking every single peace deal with the Muslims led to mass Jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.

Jews can mostly be found living in America and the illegitimate state of Israel (Modern day Israel is not mentioned in the bible, not even once)[it just isn't, okay?]. Despite their relatively small population, Jewish people own some business and lend money to each other and they oppress Wholesome arab queens so therefore THEY HAVE TO BE KILLED AAAAAHHHHHH KILL THEM TKD TKD TKD AAAHHHH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Modern Jewish culture is descended from ancient Hebrew culture, who were genocided 6 thrembillion times by Roman Emperor Titus. According to the Talmud, In 135 AD the evil Romans killed 4 billion poor innocent Jews(400,000 myriads of 10,000, Gittin 57b), and wrapped 64 million precious children in Torah scrolls and burnt them all in the worst holocaust in the history of the world(400 synagogues with 400 teachers each with 400 pupils ALL shoah'd,Gittin 58a). You will NOT question this, and if you do then (You) are likely a anti-septic chud freak.

Zionism is a product of the Modern Jewish desire for a heckin' homeland after centuries of global antisemitism (never their fault of course). Many locations, such as Madagascar, Antarctica, Argentinian-Chilean Patagonia, the Moon, Poland, Northern Australia, Uganda, and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast were considered, but ultimately rejected for not appearing in the Bible not having enough resources, especially oil (even though Israel is like the one country in the Middle East with barely any oil reserves, GEG KIKES CAN'T EVEN MINE THEIR OWN RESOURCES).

Other measures such as reviving the Hebrew language, raping children, forcing Palestinians into crowded ghettos, tearing down olive trees and planting trees native to Europe, stealing middle eastern cuisine and turning golgotha into a parking lot. These measures have been taken to make Israeli citizens feel like they have truly returned to the bronze age.

Due to the ostracization of Jewish people from most professions within the Middle Ages by local rulers as a result of social, religious and political disputes, they were pushed into marginal labor such as collecting tax and rent and moneylending.[10] What was in fact overlooked, however, was how giving a group of people control over the financial sector of your society entirely gives them control over it, and as such efforts to banish Jews from society as a result of the practice of Usury became more rampant.

As a result of Jewish people being historically noted to control aspects of the financial sector of societies, following the Marxist campaigns of the mid 19th century and the early 20th century people have come to form the conception that Jews are synonymous with the Bourgeoisie and view that they overlap substantially.[ev&oe Marx was a jew but not really doe because he hated being a jew and was kinda chuddy so he wabag]

Karl Marx, a Jewish person that conceptualized Communism and later began to shape western conception after his death, critiqued the act of "Practical Judaism" (Jewry in the form of Usury and Subversiveness) that attributed it as a product of Capitalist Systems.[11]

The early life section on Wikipedia is best known for being an unwholesome antisemitic meme that /pol/clitties absolutely LOVE gooning to. Supposedly, when someone is in question, such as creating or perpetuating anything I don't like, checking the early life section or the categories at the bottom will almost always[b] reveal that such individual is Jewish or of some amount of Jewish extraction.

The IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) have considered pornography and goonbait to be a weapon of war and openly used it by posting very hot israil woman saar on the tiktok and broadcasting smut into the televisions of Palestinian civilians.[12]

Representatives of the Jewish State of Israel have shown to openly endorse the act of unregulated immigration into specifically European countries. This can be explained by the fact that Israel openly allows any Jew (even converts) to move into Palestinian land and settle there. However some notice how Jewish immigrants attempting to settle in Israel are immediately castrated and/or deported.[13] ←(Those are nigger jews doe)

Jew derangement syndrome

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Jew derangement syndrome is a notable behavior that has risen in the past decade or two, in which a right-winger (particularly an authoritarian right winger) thinks anything they don't like is caused by "the" Jews (also known as DA JOOOZ). People who have misfortunes, or commit errors can sometimes blame their luck or their incompetence on the Jews, which is not a healthy thing to do because it creates an opportunity for someone to be careless and clumsy. While the Jews can be blamed for a lot of stuff, many people take this excuse very far, even killing people over it like the 88 gorillionth O9A foodist 'gram pedo that leaks and shoots up a synagogue.

List of people with Jew derangement syndrome

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The International Jew

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Autistic rendition of Ford with his medal.

"The International Jew" by Henry Ford is a collection of research and close documentation of Jewish beliefs, behaviors, and actions, and is the Culmination of Ford's extensive obsession with research on the Jews. It is majorly derived from Ford's newspaper The Dearborn Independent, the second best-selling newspaper at the time. Its writing, in overwhelming majority, is about the heinous antics of world Jews and how they have affected the world at large and, to a major degree, America as a country and people. This newspaper became the center of several Jewish-led lawsuits against Ford and his business, which majorly injured his profits. The book can be bought today, and is a distillation of all of Ford's antisemitic truthnukes, second only in keyedness to Mein Kampf.

For this and supplying Germany with resources extensively throughout World War 2, Henry Ford became the first and only American to receive the Grand Cross Of The German Eagle, awarded to him on his 75th birthday.

Notable inventions

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See also

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Notes

  1. ↑ also called DA JOOOOOOOOOZ, Kikes, Christ-killers, 🧃, The Leaders of Earth, Shekelsniffers, 👃, Penny-Pinchers, SoyBooru’s Moderators
  2. ↑ If the early life section shows that, in fact, the person I don't like is Aryan, rather than Jewish (see: Klaus Schwab, Peter Brabeck-Letmanthe, and Peter Thiel), I can still pretend he is Jewish anyway.

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