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Muttonjak
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All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim! "Accessing iTunes Store..."
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 Muttonjak is a DEAD VARIANT
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
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Muttonjak is a previously-lost /qa/-era soyjak notable for his beard resembling, but not entirely being mutton chops. Muttonjak was rediscovered on November 14, 2025[1] on /soy/ following a 'teen posting a thread asking about the identities of two variant:unknowns on a soyjak-related 9GAG post, with a particularly sleuthy 'teen discovering that Muttonjak was originally posted on 4cuck's /pol/ in mid-2021. Muttonposting likely died due to a lack of self-insertion potential. Muttonjak was traced from a stock image. Despite being very SNCAworthy, it should be remembered for being a rare instance of a "lost media" variant being fully recovered.
Possible Cheesejak?[edit | edit source]
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Due to Muttonjak dying a short and painful death following the soyteen migration from /qa/ to soyjak party, there is a small chance that Muttonjak is indeed the fabled lost variant Cheesejak. As Muttonjak does look like a person who would eat a lot of cheese, he could have been called Cheesejak in a previous life, but this is highly unlikely due to an exceedingly small number of posts of Muttonjak.
