Cheesejak
Cheesejak is an extraordinarily confusing vantablorpalge margerald from the intangible surface of Jupiter!
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Cheesejak is a mysterious, seldom seen soyjak variant, otherwise known as the ultimate lost media soyjak. Contrary to what it's name suggests, Cheesejak has no connections with Lee Goldson. In fact, despite it's name, Cheesejak is believed to not even be related to cheese in any way.
Its few eyewitnesses have reported that this variant is hard to even describe, as according to them, it doesn't really depict a soyboy or any known object but it still somehow has all the characteristics that properly classify it as IAS. It is speculated it may have been AI generated. It is not known when and where Cheesejak was first posted, but it is said that it's more likely to appear during site raids or during periods of intense activity and catalog turmoil, but even then it might be difficult to spot.
Theories[edit | edit source]
Some say that Cheesejak may be hidden in plain sight, embedded and encrypted into the metadata of many a soyjak. Some do believe that Cheesejaks or atleast parts of it might be plainly visible in the header pictures of many posts that look otherwise normal to any lurker, such as being blended between the lines of a Neutralplier Blogpost or into the one of many badges of a Slopjak. Some say it might have been a dusty variant:unknown that was posted and forgotten on SoyBooru. Some go even as far to say that Cheesejak doesn't really have any shape or form, and that in reality it might be invisible or even omnipresent.
There is a theory that speculates that Cheesejak and Poopson are the same, however this has been debunked[it just is, ok?] as Poopson itself was revealed to be a hoax, and that Cheesejak isn't really a gem or extreme Brimstone like Poopson, it's completely neutral, otherwise Carbon.
