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''{{Tip|If you’re looking for the actual person [[though]], see [[r/AntiFurryCringe]]}} | ''{{Tip|If you’re looking for the actual person [[though]], see [[r/AntiFurryCringe]]}} | ||
'''Crimjak''' is a [[nuvariant]] traced off of a gegbvll called Crimzon Fur 369 from his thumbnail for his [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|A24 slow-burn spine tingling]] video titled "''Pvz Battle for Hell: A Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighbourville creepypasta]"''. He is [[best known for]] his crooked toothed grin laughing mockingly at [[You|the viewer]]. He is used to mock [[You|chronically online individuals]] especially failtrolls and ragebaiters. He was created with the intent to mock [[Selfish Little Fuck|toxic gamers]], typically ones who play Multiplayer games and members of [[SNCA:GamerGate|gamergate]]. | '''Crimjak''' is a [[nuvariant]] traced off of a gegbvll called Crimzon Fur 369 from his thumbnail for his [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|A24 slow-burn spine tingling]] video titled "''Pvz Battle for Hell: A Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighbourville creepypasta]"''. He is [[best known for]] his crooked toothed grin laughing mockingly at [[You|the viewer]]. He is used to mock [[You|chronically online individuals]] especially failtrolls and ragebaiters. He was created with the intent to mock [[Selfish Little Fuck|toxic gamers]], typically ones who play Multiplayer games and also members of [[SNCA:GamerGate|gamergate]]. | ||
[[File:Crimjak x joyjak.png|thumb|200x200px|Him and [[Derpson]] are the bestest of friends <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0820-0212-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17255101.html</ref> as both are embodiments of all things evil]] | |||
Crimjak loves to shout "GG ez" whenever he can, sweat in unranked Fortnite matches to bully [[Babyjak|cacas]] and {{keyedtext|yell slurs}} in COD lobbies. He still believes [[MLG|MLGs]] are funny even after [[Oldfag|10 years]] ([[Truthnuke|ev&oe MLGs are aryan]]). He always remembers to eat his mountain dew and drink his doritos like a trve pro-gamerGOD. When he is not playing triple-a slop, he likes gooning to Rule 34 and ragebaiting on various platforms. | Crimjak is a pro-gamer. He loves to shout "GG ez" whenever he can, sweat in unranked [[SNCA:Fortnite|Fortnite]] matches to bully [[Babyjak|cacas]] and {{keyedtext|yell slurs}} in COD lobbies. He still believes [[MLG|MLGs]] are funny even after [[Oldfag|10 years]] ([[Truthnuke|ev&oe MLGs are aryan]]). He always remembers to eat his mountain dew and drink his doritos like a trve pro-gamerGOD. When he is not playing triple-a slop, he likes gooning to Rule 34 and ragebaiting on various platforms. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
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File:Retraced Crimjak.png | File:Retraced Crimjak.png | ||
File:Closed mouth crimjak.jpeg | |||
File:Evil Crimjak.png|Evil Crimjak | File:Evil Crimjak.png|Evil Crimjak | ||
File:Crimjak-frown.png|He disapproves | File:Crimjak-frown.png|He disapproves | ||
File:Crimjak-biting-lip.png|He thinks its funny | File:Crimjak-biting-lip.png|He thinks its funny | ||
File:Sad crimjak.png|He's sad | |||
File:Crimjak-upset.png|Wtf | File:Crimjak-upset.png|Wtf | ||
File:Crimzon-Crimjak.png|Crimjak as crimzon fur ximself | File:Crimzon-Crimjak.png|Crimjak as crimzon fur ximself | ||
File:Crimjak-nate.png|[[Nate Higgers]] | File:Crimjak-nate.png|[[Nate Higgers]] | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
Latest revision as of 06:54, 20 August 2026
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
Crimjak is a nuvariant traced off of a gegbvll called Crimzon Fur 369 from his thumbnail for his A24 slow-burn spine tingling video titled "Pvz Battle for Hell: A Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighbourville creepypasta]". He is best known for his crooked toothed grin laughing mockingly at the viewer. He is used to mock chronically online individuals especially failtrolls and ragebaiters. He was created with the intent to mock toxic gamers, typically ones who play Multiplayer games and also members of gamergate.
Crimjak is a pro-gamer. He loves to shout "GG ez" whenever he can, sweat in unranked Fortnite matches to bully cacas and yell slurs🗝️ in COD lobbies. He still believes MLGs are funny even after 10 years (ev&oe MLGs are aryan). He always remembers to eat his mountain dew and drink his doritos like a trve pro-gamerGOD. When he is not playing triple-a slop, he likes gooning to Rule 34 and ragebaiting on various platforms.
History[edit | edit source]
Crimjak was first posted on SoyBooru on September 29th 2025 by user RisottoGOD[4], being named "Teethjak". He was a lot more dusty, having thinner lines and less prominent facial hair. He was later recreated[5] and made more IAS and recreated with thicker lines and a transparent background. He would slip under the rug like most nuvariants.
On the 19th of October, Crimjak would be posted on /soy/[6] where more jaks would be made and was redrawn once more, fixing his glasses, giving him thicker eyebrows, different wrinkles and a thicker beard more similar to Cobson's.
On the 29th of October, he would be retraced by H3K on SoyBooru into the gemmier version that is more commonly used and SHOULD be used [7]
On the 18th of November, it would be revealed that the creator of Crimjak, RisottoGOD had been talking to Crimzon Fur and even encouraging him to spam joyjaks[8] which caused him to be ‘nished from the Soysphere. He was unbanned shortly later but remained a controversial 'teen (duh).
Nobody uses this 'jak.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Retraced[edit | edit source]
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Evil Crimjak
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He disapproves
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He thinks its funny
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He's sad
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Wtf
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Crimjak as crimzon fur ximself
Original trace[edit | edit source]
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The original crimjak
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More up to date version
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Neutral
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Xbox
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Playstation
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He loves to eat his mountain dew and drink his doritos
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Crimjak fighting for gooner rights in his vidya games, trve freedom-fighter or something
Snopes
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0713-0624-34/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/138272
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1021-0020-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/13650641.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0820-0212-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17255101.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0713-0624-34/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/138272
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0713-0624-46/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/138884
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1021-0020-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/13650641.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0713-0624-56/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/142050
- ↑ http://youtube.com/post/UgkxEX_EFMnG2l9cbpZWbj4zH9K-Z017pSr1?si=UNvGNF6j2l1IG0Ho File:RisottoGOD.png
