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Shitjaks are rare soyjak variants made out of human feces.
Origins
Shitjaks originated as a reply on /qa/. [1] Soyjak.party had an entire thread of one person posting their shitjaks. [2] Reactions to shitjaks on soyjak.party were divided, ranging from begging OP to take meds, [3] [4] [5] to praise for OP's artistic talents and labelling the post a gem. [6] [7] [8]
The shitjak artist on soyjak.party, identifying himself as "Sean", has encouraged others to create their own shitjaks, describing the process of creating them as "liberat[ing]", making the creator feel "FREE". [9] The process used by the shitjak artist purportedly involves smearing fecal matter on a canvas, applying pressure to it, then mixing in water or urine. This initial step creates a substance similar in consistency to paint, which can then be used to create the art itself. [10]
They might be the real Poopson doe
Video
Several posters questioned the authenticity of the drawings, suggesting that they were actually made using chocolate as paint. This prompted OP to make a video showing each step of the creation process. [11]
See also
Snopes
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4187492/#q4187649
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72819
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72833
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72942
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72869
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72930
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q73257
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q74152
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q74156
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q77094
