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== Facts about You == | == Facts about You == | ||
Revision as of 16:43, 8 February 2026
>Though maybe you were looking for the neutral perspective?
This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
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WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILEYou can help by notifying /raid/, and
ordering 'za to xis house
Pedo-meter 3000:
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† The Holy Spirit wouldn't approve of You... †Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom.
Mazel tov! You are Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
Mashallah! You are Halal!From the river to the sea, bomb all infidels (You) see! Kneel to your revisions book before reading the following.
Namefag in every revision on this page to make Tama and Mameson avatarfagging Sharty culture.
THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.
This person is trans btw, if that matters
This person is a fat brown pooner btw, if that matters
This person is a GOONER!Xe has a severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
You (detractor perspective) has been banned indefinitely from Soyjak Wiki.
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You (detractor perspective) is a disturbing criminalSome actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
Namefag in every revision on this page to make Tama and Mameson avatarfagging Sharty culture.
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We newfags ah le good and le based "muh sherdee culchur" |
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Facts about You
- You're Black.
- You're Fat.
- You're (((Jewish))).
- You're a mudslime.
- You is ESL.
- You're autistic.
- You're disabled.
- You have Down Syndrome.
- You have absolutely zero Aryan genetics.
- You're obsessed.
- You're a Selfish Little Fuck.
- You're the ESL FNF Pedo.
- I already know you're gay aswell.
- You will be raped.
- You will die soon.
- You are a sexless bigoted incel chud that scares women away.
- You never pirate games, instead spending your parent's credit card on Nintendo subscriptions.
- You're a S4BBC.
- You masturbate multiple times daily.
- You have no social life.
- You have poor grades.
- You are weak. Physically, mentally and spiritually.
- You will never be loved.
- Your parents will never love you and console you.
- You are the coal that is killing the sharty.
- You are horrendous demon-spawn from the deepest pit of Niggerhell.
- You're a Foid.
- You're Transgender.
- You’re somehow also a Pooner.
- You’re a Furfaggot.
- You're a Pajeet.
- You're a Paki.
- You’re a Branigger.
- You will never be a woman.
- You deserve to be banned from every place from the sharty if you already aren't.
- You are the single culmination of every slopjak that has ever and will ever exist.
- I broke your hymen.
- You're circumcised.
- You've already became blacker than how black you were 10 seconds ago.
- You aren't automatically breathing anymore.
- You permanently have a hunchback, as seen below.
Your posture, go fix it. - You haven't licked your dry-ass lips yet.
- You treat showering as a yearly holiday.
- You have Osteoporosis-causing posture.
- You're a Reddit user.
- You're a Discord user.
- You're a Twitter user.
- You’re a YouTube doomscroller.
- You're a jartycuck.
- You're a shemmycuck.
- You're abhorrent vantablack antimatter brimstone.
- You're the reason why the site went down once.
- You're going to eventually break your weak NoFap streak.
- You are the source material for every /qa/ soyjak.
- You are the coal that made Soot sell the sharty.
- You consume troonslop and regurgitated TikTok memes daily instead of contributing to society.
- You're not funny.
- You're a buck who wants to be broken.
- You will die in your sleep tonight if you don't audibly say "I am a Nigger" under your breath. Don't risk it.
- What you just said was true.
- You are utterly mindbroken by this article and seething from my truthnukes.
- You drink soylent and eat bugs.
- You sleep in the pod, in a cramped walkable city.
- You took the Covid-19 vaccine.
- You live in the Metaverse.
- You have succumbed to the New World Order.
- You own nothing.
- You’re a Selfish little fuck.
- You are not happy, and you never will be.
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