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Crimjak

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Crimjak is a forced meme?submitted 2 hours ago by u/coal_poster_69
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Archived template in use: {{DustShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.Archived template in use: {{RubyShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

Crimjak is a nuvariant traced off of Crimzon Fur 369 from his thumbnail for his A24 slow-burn spine tingling creepypasta-video titled "Pvz Battle for Hell: A Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighbourville creepypasta". He is best known for his crooked toothed grin laughing mockingly at the viewer. He is commonly used to mock toxic gamers, typically ones who play Multiplayer games and members of gamergate. He is also used to mock other adjacent no-lifes.

Crimjak loves to shout "GG ez" whenever he can, sweat in unranked Fortnite matches to bully 12 year olds and yell slurs in COD lobbies. He still believes MLGs are funny even after 10 years. He always remembers to eat his mountain dew and drink his doritos like a trve pro-gamerGOD. When he is not playing triple-a slop, he likes gooning to Rule 34 and ragebaiting on various platforms.

History

Original Crimjak in his most dustiest form

Crimjak was first posted on SoyBooru on September 29th 2025 by user RisottoGOD[3], being named "Teethjak". He was a lot more dusty, having thinner lines and less prominent facial hair. He was later recreated[4] and made more IAS and recreated with thicker lines and a transparent background. He would slip under the rug like most nuvariants.

On the 19th of October, Crimjak would be posted on /soy/[5] where more jaks would be made and was redrawn once more, fixing his glasses, giving him thicker eyebrows, different wrinkles and a thicker beard more similar to Cobson's.

On the 29th of October, he would be retraced by H3K on SoyBooru into the gemmier version that is more commonly used and SHOULD be used.[6]

Doxes

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Gallery

Retraced

Old

him irl taken by a soy teen
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