Teutonson

Teutonson is ARYAN btw, if that matters

Teutonson is a subvariant meant to be the aryanized version of Cobson^{[Perhaps one of Cobson's ancestors]}.^{[Cobson is already aryan in the first place doebeit]}

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Teutonson is one of the oldest aryan variants, with the earliest post on the SoyBooru being from the February 28th of 2024, a day older than the first appearance of the Mexiaryan. His appearance consists of Cobson but with a defined jawline, a10 eyes and blonde hair and beard, with some elements like the hair and glasses removed depending on the template. He is part of an older and wider phenomenon of Cobson self-inserters.

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