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Wewjak

FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE
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Wewjak is a Soyjak subvariant of the Excited Soyjak with smaller arms, an elongated neck, jaw and bigger eyes.
He also has his own template, being titled "Wew" just for being a notable Soyjak around the Soysphere.
Wewjak is a rollable name on soyjak.party.
History[edit | edit source]
Wewjak originated in a /fit/, 4chan thread from August 19, 2019 as an edited version of the Excited Soyjak, accompanying the image with a quote, saying:
>A N N A M A T T H E W S
>AND SHE DOES PORN!!!
>ANNA MATTHEWS
>FOUND HER!!!
>PORN PORN PORN PORN FAP FAP FAP FAP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHW YES!!!!
The Soyjak is commonly associated with the phrase "WAOW!", and usually posted in association with excitement or shock, due to a trace of said subvariant.
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