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{{Distinguish|[[Poopson]]}}{{ | {{Distinguish|[[Shirtjak]] or [[Poopson]]}}{{Templatewrapper|{{Viewerdiscretion}}{{Deadvariant|bad=1}}|{{India}}}}[[File:Shitjak12 compressed.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A crying shitjak.]] | ||
{{ | '''Shitjaks''' are rare [[soyjak]] variants made out of [[Poop|human feces.]] | ||
[[File:Shitjak12 compressed.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A crying shitjak.]] | |||
'''Shitjaks''' are rare [[soyjak]] variants made out of human feces. | |||
==Origins== | ==Origins== | ||
Shitjaks originated as a reply on [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]]. <ref> https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4187492/#q4187649 </ref> [[ | Shitjaks originated as a reply on [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]]. <ref> https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4187492/#q4187649 </ref> [[soyjak.party]] had an entire thread of one person posting their shitjaks. <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD </ref> Reactions to shitjaks on soyjak.party were divided, ranging from begging OP to take meds, <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72819 </ref> <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72833 </ref> <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72942 </ref> to praise for OP's artistic talents and labelling the post a [[gem]]. <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72869 </ref> <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72930 </ref> <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q73257 </ref> | ||
[[File:Shitjakvid.mp4|thumb|audio related to shitjak]] | |||
The shitjak artist on soyjak.party, identifying himself as "Sean", has encouraged others to create their own shitjaks, describing the process of creating them as "liberat[ing]", making the creator feel "FREE". <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q74152 </ref> The process used by the shitjak artist purportedly involves smearing fecal matter on a canvas, applying pressure to it, then mixing in water or urine. This initial step creates a substance similar in consistency to paint, which can then be used to create the art itself. <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q74156 </ref> | The shitjak artist on soyjak.party, identifying himself as "Sean", has encouraged others to create their own shitjaks, describing the process of creating them as "liberat[ing]", making the creator feel "FREE". <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q74152 </ref> The process used by the shitjak artist purportedly involves smearing fecal matter on a canvas, applying pressure to it, then mixing in water or urine. This initial step creates a substance similar in consistency to paint, which can then be used to create the art itself. <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q74156 </ref> | ||
[[File:Shitjakplier.jpg|thumb|A plier shitjak.]] | |||
{{Glowtext|[[Schizophrenia|They might be the real Poopson doe]]}} | {{Glowtext|[[Schizophrenia|They might be the real Poopson doe]]}} | ||
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Several posters questioned the authenticity of the drawings, suggesting that they were actually made using chocolate as paint. This prompted OP to make a video showing each step of the creation process. <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q77094 </ref> | Several posters questioned the authenticity of the drawings, suggesting that they were actually made using chocolate as paint. This prompted OP to make a video showing each step of the creation process. <ref> https://archive.ph/icYYD#q77094 </ref> | ||
[[The Swede]] himself, the man who invented soyjaks, praised the video on it’s [[Soyjak Wiki|Soyjak Wiki]] talk page by calling it a gem.<ref>https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=File_talk:Shitjakvid.mp4&oldid=2511</ref> | |||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Poop]] | * [[Poop]] | ||
* [[Scat]] | * [[Scat]] | ||
{{reflist}} | |||
{{Variants}} | {{Variants}} | ||
[[Category:Variants]] | [[Category:Variants]] | ||
[[Category:Shitposting]] | [[Category:Shitposting]] | ||
Latest revision as of 12:15, 21 August 2026
Shitjak is a DEAD VARIANT, GOOD!This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
(You) will make NO ATTEMPT at reviving this variant.
(You) will make NO ATTEMPT at reviving this variant.
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Shitjaks are rare soyjak variants made out of human feces.
Origins[edit | edit source]
Shitjaks originated as a reply on /qa/. [1] soyjak.party had an entire thread of one person posting their shitjaks. [2] Reactions to shitjaks on soyjak.party were divided, ranging from begging OP to take meds, [3] [4] [5] to praise for OP's artistic talents and labelling the post a gem. [6] [7] [8]
The shitjak artist on soyjak.party, identifying himself as "Sean", has encouraged others to create their own shitjaks, describing the process of creating them as "liberat[ing]", making the creator feel "FREE". [9] The process used by the shitjak artist purportedly involves smearing fecal matter on a canvas, applying pressure to it, then mixing in water or urine. This initial step creates a substance similar in consistency to paint, which can then be used to create the art itself. [10]
They might be the real Poopson doe
Video[edit | edit source]
Several posters questioned the authenticity of the drawings, suggesting that they were actually made using chocolate as paint. This prompted OP to make a video showing each step of the creation process. [11]
The Swede himself, the man who invented soyjaks, praised the video on it’s Soyjak Wiki talk page by calling it a gem.[12]
See also[edit | edit source]
Snopes
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4187492/#q4187649
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72819
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72833
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72942
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72869
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72930
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q73257
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q74152
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q74156
- ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q77094
- ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=File_talk:Shitjakvid.mp4&oldid=2511
