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{{Infobox Soyjak | {{Infobox Soyjak|name=Evan|image=Darknigga.png|aliases=*Evanjak | ||
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| type | |booru_posts={{boorusearch|subvariant:evanjak|display=13}}|type= [[Soyjak]] variant|origin= [[Soy/|/soy/]] (January 25th, 2025)<ref name=":0"/> | ||
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'''Evan''' is a subvariant of [[Wholesome Soyjak]] that appeared in late January of 2025. He's well known for his slight similarities to [[Ominous Soyjak]] and having lots of [[Ohio|phonk edits]] made of him. Evan himself is an [[4chan (The Hacker)|infamous hacker]] who has [[Doxing|doxxed]], sent [[Pizza|italian cuisine]] to, and hacked millions of twitch streamers. | '''Evan''' is a subvariant of [[Wholesome Soyjak]] that appeared in late January of 2025. He's well known for his slight similarities to [[Ominous Soyjak]] and having lots of [[Ohio|phonk edits]] made of him. Evan himself is an [[4chan (The Hacker)|infamous hacker]] who has [[Doxing|doxxed]], sent [[Pizza|italian cuisine]] to, and hacked millions of twitch streamers. | ||
==Origin== | == Origin == | ||
Evan originated in a [[Jackbox Raiding]] thread where a [[China|Chinese]] streamer was being raided. 'teens managed to gain access to the streamers open [[Discord|discord]] voice chat and started spamming slurs and earrape on his stream. After this happened, the streamer would go on to blame his friend named Evan for raiding him and try to get Evan on a call. This prompted people in the thread to start joking about it and saying Evan was an [[4chan (The Hacker)|infamous hacker]]. A request for an Evan to be [['jakking|jakked]] was created and the Evanjak image was posted in response.<ref name=":0">https://archive.ph/foXQj or https://web.archive.org/web/20250127184414/https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/9729960.html</ref> | |||
== GETs == | == GETs == | ||
===/pol/797979=== | ===/pol/797979=== | ||
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===/soy/9777777=== | ===/soy/9777777=== | ||
Evan hacked his way onto /soy/ and stole its 9777777'th GET, Total Evan Victory{{margerald}} | Evan hacked his way onto /soy/ and stole its 9777777'th GET, Total Evan Victory{{margerald}} | ||
= Nave = | |||
{{Brimstone|title=Nave|cat=}} | |||
{{Infobox Soyjak | |||
|name=Nave|image=Navecoal.png|type=[[Soyjak]] variant|origin=[[ACCESS DENIED|████]] | |||
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Nave (Or the Anti-Evan) is a 'jak created by [[Admin 6]] in order to challenge Evan and destroy the entire Soyverse. [[Fact|Any and all Evan detraction or defamation is coming from Nave's cult-like following.]] | |||
==MrRedRice== | |||
{{quote|>obsessed with me award}} | |||
MrRedRice is a Navenigger who disrespected Evan and was later [[Doxing|doxxed]].<ref>https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9778357</ref> That's what you get for disrespecting scary hackers on the internet. On the 31st on January, MrRedRice changed his [[JewTube]] description from 'Evan WNBAG' to '{{Keyed|Evan is a gem}}', marking an end to the battle and cementing Evan as an absolute gem in a [[Suba|sea of raisin]]. | |||
It has been speculated that MrRedRice is a [[India|pajeet shitskin]] who lives in filth and sleeps in dried poop.<ref>https://archive.ph/YsmvW</ref> | |||
[[File:MrRedRice frightened on the line.png|center|thumb|300x300px|{{quote|>*picks up the phone* W-Who is thi- No, I didn't m-mean it at all, E-evan, don't hack me... Please!}}]] | |||
{{reflist}} | {{reflist}} | ||
{{Variants}} | {{Variants}} | ||
[[Category:Variants]] | [[Category:Variants]] | ||
Revision as of 07:06, 1 February 2025
Evan is a subvariant of Wholesome Soyjak that appeared in late January of 2025. He's well known for his slight similarities to Ominous Soyjak and having lots of phonk edits made of him. Evan himself is an infamous hacker who has doxxed, sent italian cuisine to, and hacked millions of twitch streamers.
Origin
Evan originated in a Jackbox Raiding thread where a Chinese streamer was being raided. 'teens managed to gain access to the streamers open discord voice chat and started spamming slurs and earrape on his stream. After this happened, the streamer would go on to blame his friend named Evan for raiding him and try to get Evan on a call. This prompted people in the thread to start joking about it and saying Evan was an infamous hacker. A request for an Evan to be jakked was created and the Evanjak image was posted in response.[1]
GETs
/pol/797979
/pol/'s 797979th post was an Evan win.[2]
/soy/9777777
Evan hacked his way onto /soy/ and stole its 9777777'th GET, Total Evan Victory[Marge...]
Archived template in use: {{Brimstone}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Nave (Or the Anti-Evan) is a 'jak created by Admin 6 in order to challenge Evan and destroy the entire Soyverse. Any and all Evan detraction or defamation is coming from Nave's cult-like following.
MrRedRice
>obsessed with me award
MrRedRice is a Navenigger who disrespected Evan and was later doxxed.[3] That's what you get for disrespecting scary hackers on the internet. On the 31st on January, MrRedRice changed his JewTube description from 'Evan WNBAG' to 'Evan is a gem🗝️', marking an end to the battle and cementing Evan as an absolute gem in a sea of raisin.
It has been speculated that MrRedRice is a pajeet shitskin who lives in filth and sleeps in dried poop.[4]
