CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Dubbbzjak
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Dubbbzjak is a soyjak variant traced from a YouTube thumbnail of maxmoefoe stuffing 3 bars of Tim Tams chocolate biscuits in iDubbbz’s mouth. He was created on an /r/ thread trying to ‘jak iDubbbz. Since iDubbbz is a impotent pussywhipped cuckhold faggot who denounced all of his funny videos, took his wife's last name, and made a raging video where he defended his wife's decision to make an onlyfans, he is considered IAS by 'teens and is thus gemmy 'jak material.[3]
Coaltent Cop/Content Cop
Dubbbzjak is often portrayed as a police officer arresting coaly variants/forced sharty memes(ironic considering he himself is a forced meme). This is inspired by iDubbbzTV's most popular series, "Content Cop". Content Cop was a sovlful efforterald dramanigger youtube comedy series in which Ian[4] would run around in an oversized cop outfit being a silly goofy little queer and criticize other youtubers who were making terrible, terrible videos, such as LeafyisHere, Keemstar, Tana Mongeau, RiceGum and others. This would usually result in his targets losing many subscribers, having their reputation on the site ruined, and in some cases (not all) falling off the site entirely, such as what happened to Leafy.(even doe its debated whether or not this was iDubbbz's doing) As was mentioned before, iDubbbz has since denounced Content Cop videos to appease the woke mob or something. Even though he pretends that hes on some sort of redemption arch, its obvious he is a shell of the man he used to be. All life, personality, and vigor drained from him by this foul 3/10 demon that he calls his wife, and we need to save him and return to 2016borea or something.
Coaltent Cop memes are usually formatted as a parody of a youtube thumbnail from 2016, particularly iDubbbz's Content Cop thumbnails, with an identifying "BUSTED!" text. Coaltent Cop wears a police badge on his left shoulder, that identifies himself as the "COALTENT COP" and a tag above his right pocket that reads "anti-goon". Coaltent Cops have been made on Lennonjak, Mariojak, Mameson, and others that no one cares about.
Police Brutality
Police Brutality is a Roblox game about Coaltent Cop arresting using necessary lawful force against furry roblox epi gooners. Its a gemmy game so its worth mentioning here.
https://www.roblox.com/games/83401672551129/Police-Brutality
Gallery
- ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/r/thread/13218#p13431
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajlkhFnz8eo
- ↑ He just is okay?
- ↑ Ian is iDubbbz's real name
