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Crimjak
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Crimjak is a nuvariant traced from Crimzon Fur 369 from his thumbnail for his A24 slow-burn spine tingling creepypasta-video titled "Pvz Battle for Hell: A Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighbourville creepypasta". He is best known for his crooked teeth and squinting eyes. He is commonly used to mock toxic gamers, typically ones who play Multiplayer games and members of gamergate. He is also used to mock other adjacent no-lifes.
Crimjak loves to shout "GG ez" whenever he can, sweat in unranked Fortnite matches to bully 12 year olds and yell slurs in COD lobbies. He still believes MLGs are funny even after 10 years. He always remembers to eat his mountain dew and drink his doritos like a trve pro-gamerGOD.
History
Crimjak was first posted on SoyBooru on September 29th 2025 by user RisottoGOD[3], being named "Teethjak". He was a lot more dusty, having thinner lines and less prominent facial hair. He was later recreated[4] and made more IAS and recreated with thicker lines and a transparent background. He would slip under the rug like most nuvariants.
On the 19th of October, Crimjak would be posted on /soy/[5] where more jaks would be made and was redrawn once more, fixing his glasses, giving him thicker eyebrows, different wrinkles and a thicker beard more similar to Cobson's.
Gallery
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More up to date version
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Neutral
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Xbox
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Playstation
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He loves to eat his mountain dew and drink his doritos
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Crimjak fighting for gooner rights in his vidya games, trve freedom-fighter or something
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A retraced, shinier and gemmy version
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Evil Crimjak
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/138272#search=variant%3Acrimjak
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1021-0020-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/13650641.html
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/138272#search=variant%3Acrimjak
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/138884
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1021-0020-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/13650641.html
