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Aryan soyjak
Firmjaks are specific kinds of Soyjaks with typical aryan features, and the antithesis to slopjaks.
History
Firmjaks are a direct by-product of the countrywars that occur on /pol/ and the Soybooru, where you can claim that any nation you support is white while all that you don't are vantablack. These kinds of jaks have a10 eyes, blonde hair, pale skin, well-defined jawlines/bones and are sometimes buff. Unlike regular soyjaks, firmjaks aren't meant to make fun of someone, instead being used to depict a person positively, usually through self-inserting. The oldest subvariant that likely kickstarted the whole trend was the Euroaryan, meant as a direct counter to the Euromutt, although the most popular version is definitely the Mexiaryan. Ultimately, any Soyjak is bound to be aryanized and gain an aryan version, but only some of them become decently popular subvariants, some of which are listed below.
