CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
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Troonamutt
Troonamutt is a terrifying Slopjak variant on the 'booru. It might be classified as a slopkaiju since the abomination in question seems to have a considerably big shit pile as body. The name is a play on words on the name of the sumerian mythology monster Tiamat, and the image appears to have been traced on some literal who tranime disgusting pedocreature worth of Giganigga's Sheet Nobuchadnezzar Cabeat.
Lore
Troonamutt is a disgusting gargantuan horrifying creature of lovecraftian appareance, with a werewolf-like yet oddly muscular for a troon body, brown as the finest shit in Calcutta sewers; the other half of his body might be interpreted as either a shadow or just browner more rotten brimcolaistani turkish shit. His claws are exceptionally white despite the nose-shattering stench of the rest of the shittycacaburpbrap body; it is theorized that the white is actually the goon sauce from his 3 cm dih that he stores in his nails as a sign of sigma male dominance. What's most striking is the face, a monstrous plier-ish face with sharp yellow fangs, especially longer in the upper jaw, and the red eyes and short ears. Also, this abomination has a crap ton of tails so he can just whip any decentfag around to death. Between his legs we see a huge amount of piss colored fur, clearly indicating the creature's hygienic preferences.
The description awaits expansion.
Powers
On the Soybooru threat level chart it should be classified as a Dragon level threat, since what it rappresents are moderately large and prominent furfags who might want to spam parts of the site to momentary but not definitive death.
Gallery
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>Sharty le bad, btw I support killing fetuses and post 'orn on furaffinity
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Troonamutt says this
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Troonamutt vs Soybooru
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Troonamutt 'P
