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This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.
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Slopjaks or "Incomprehensible hateful wojacks" [2] are a variety of "soyjaks" which do not aim to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, but instead to tack on a hilarious[it just is, ok?] over-the-top amount of grotesque features and accessories in a desperate effort to make whoever the 'jak artist is trying to mock look bad. They are ESPECIALLY common in SNCA SoyBooru conflicts, countrywars, religion wars and seethe against admins/jannies/popular namefags.

As opposed to regular soyjaks which cause extreme seethe from soyboys due to it being like looking in a mirror, 100x more seethe goes into creating a slopjak than what will come from anyone viewing them, because despite what slopjak posters say, they don't depict anyone... yet. (marge IRL slopjaks exist they're called indians)

Slopjaks at first were considered coal, and then gemmy during the shitoko era and fnfpedo spam, despite this, recently people have started to grow tired of slopjaks due to how generic and oversaturated they've generally become. As well as it being a proven fact that many 'corders create and spam slopjaks; with "the creator of slopjaks" even being a 'cordpedo xerself. The only gemmy slopjak is the original jartycuck. (And maybe also the trace for Meximutt o algo.)[3]

Some have said that slopjaks may be a nusoyfordfocus's rendition of Colorjaks, though if this is the case they might be a bit more funny, albeit. History often repeats itself.[it just is, ok?] Whenever a slopjak is created that is incomprehensible, or at least isn't part of some forced war, it is sometimes an example of "a low effort gem" (even doe slopjaks take lots of effort dumb fucking chud), or in other words; something so bad it turns good. Some have complained about slopjaks for using scat as backgrounds, and the same also goes for their prototypes (colorjaks and deformed 'jaks) back in 2021-2022.

An imageboard called slopjak.party, also known as "the sloppy", dedicated to posting slopjaks and making new ones was created in January 2026.

Slopjak was a rollable name on soyjak.party.

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Origin

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Possibly the first slopjaks ever drawn were by Leonardo da Vinci in the late 15th century.[4] They are drawings of people with ridiculous distortions, and as Discord hasn't been invented yet the lack of its logo on them is excusable, thus making them IAS (Is A Slopjak).

The macaco 'jaks were a series of exactly 22 images that were posted by an anon on /qa/ over the course of 2 days back in 2021. The intent of the OG macaco wojak artist was to BTFO various factions of coalers that were shitting up /qa/ at the time. Having a full set of Macaco Wojaks in one's Soyjak folder was a highly sought after status symbol.[it just is, ok?]

It is widely agreed that most slopjaks came from the FNF pedo war in mid-2023. Someone kept on quoting the Bulgarian with a posted it again award soyjak whenever he posted soyjaks of the FNF pedo, and the Bulgarian then made it brown and deformed. Some say standard slopjakking originated from brown deformed troonjak spamming by Joel, The Bulgarian and the Romanian Schizo, but this has not been fact checked and peer reviewed as of the date you are reading this.

They are popular on SoyBooru despite being controversial on the Party. This is because 'ru users evidently hate monochrome soyjaks that make fun of nu-males, although this could be because of one of two reasons:

  1. They themselves are soyboys [[They just are, OK?] and feel "personally attacked" enough by soyjaks to feel the need to make absurd enough variations so they no longer resemble them (evan doe soyboys aren't bigoted meanies).
  2. They are desensitized to being mocked as weak men (due to either constant exposure to soyjaks or from being even more degenerate than a soyboy) and need to slapfight using the most repulsive 'jaks possible to feel something.

There will be an era where gems like cobson alongside other 'jaks will get turned into normie coal which will cause the sharty to only use slopjaks. These slopjaks will be discovered by xittertroons, turning them into normie coal as well, creating a cycle where soyteens create the most grotesque slopjaks imaginable, slopjaks so distorted and grotesque that they cant even be considered slopjaks anymore and will instead be given a name akin to something like shitsskinniggertrannyslvt4bibisikikemulattojak. The clock is ticking

Far-leftist twitter artists have been independently creating abominations that resemble slopjaks, (Ex: that one cookie run abomination, if ykyk) which implies that this "artistic" trend is more of a subconscious political phenomenon.
  • A proto-slopjak made sometime around 2022
    A proto-slopjak made sometime around 2022
  • >absolute state of the booru
    >absolute state of the booru
  • Typical Boorutranny
    Typical Boorutranny
  • This is the average slopjak. Random videogames, app icons, flags, badge awards, stink lines, black skin, queer, and etc. that OP thought was troonish... Ironically, this image was made poking fun at slopjaks. Also it was made by an actual pedophile btw
    This is the average slopjak. Random videogames, app icons, flags, badge awards, stink lines, black skin, queer, and etc. that OP thought was troonish... Ironically, this image was made poking fun at slopjaks. Also it was made by an actual pedophile btw
  • Marge Simpson Macaco Wojak
    Marge Simpson Macaco Wojak
  • Another one
    Another one
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Etymology

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The term "slopjak" was coined in early January 2024 on Soyjak Wiki, and for a while it remained a term used exclusively by wiki users. Using the term on the sharty or the 'ru was seen as awkward, but as slopjaks became more popular the name for them spread as well.

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Slopjaks are the absolute pinnacle of Wojak derived culture.

Characteristics

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Many slopjak artists use repetitive features in their edits:

  • Mosts are about some SNCA namefag drama or countrywars
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    Countermeasures

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    The best way to deal with slopjaks is to write "OP looks like that" (implying the slopjak xe posted is actually a selfie) or “nobody looks like that” under a Sharty thread or a Booru post (in that case use the tag: meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself.) This phrase instantly sobers up the distraught slopposter and makes him feel ashamed because he'll realize he is turning the 'board into a dump with his shit.[he just is, ok?]

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    Slopkaiju

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    Slopkaijus are the next level of slopjaks. Instead of depicting the guy in question as an incoherent shapeless blob of supermassive vantablack black hole juice on top of 100 mandrillion images nobody is gonna read, they turn the mocked into a grotesque giant abomination that interacts with the surrounding environment, causing destruction, death, vantadeath and more deadly death.

    Slopkaiju creators don't see the enemy as something that has to be ridiculed, but something whose grotesque and exagerrated characteristics must be so abominably remarked and beast like to the point that they genuinely put fear in the beholder, making him think "oh my fauci...I better not interact with whoever namefag from Noburundi this meme is against..."

    How to make a Slopkaiju

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    1. Take 1 or more pictures of a popular giant monster, be it from tranime, movies or series, and trace over them if needed;
    2. If you wish blend them together so that the number of limbs or tails or wings or fangs increases, multiplying the ominous effect;
    3. Put an apocalyptic background that makes it feel like the giant disgusting eswatinicreature is causing extreme destruction;
    4. At least replace some of its heads with a distorted soyjak variant face, unless you are mocking a furry, in that case you can keep the monster heads;
    5. Add a crap ton of awards;
    6. Add either extreme filth or events associated with destruction (explosions, natural disasters, fire), or both.
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    • The ESL FNF Pedo, the most influential Slopjak, circa. April 2023 on the 'booru. The One That Started It All
      The ESL FNF Pedo, the most influential Slopjak, circa. April 2023 on the 'booru. The One That Started It All
    • This one is depicting auschwitz pajeet Missed_Paypal, who spams the booru with soytan transforming fetish coal. The creator of this slopjak, as well as Missed_Paypal, were later exposed to be both sockpuppets of the infamous soysphere IRL slopjak Kernung.
      This one is depicting auschwitz pajeet Missed_Paypal, who spams the booru with soytan transforming fetish coal. The creator of this slopjak, as well as Missed_Paypal, were later exposed to be both sockpuppets of the infamous soysphere IRL slopjak Kernung.
    • The coal that almost killed the farty.
      The coal that almost killed the farty.
    • Another slopjak, except this time mocking 'Party users. This one's vantablack especially since it was probably made by some obsessed clitty leaked /bant/nigger.
      Another slopjak, except this time mocking 'Party users. This one's vantablack especially since it was probably made by some obsessed clitty leaked /bant/nigger.
    • An example of slopjakking formerly seen as extreme. Nowadays, is seen as relatively lackluster compared to the slopjaks we have today.
      An example of slopjakking formerly seen as extreme. Nowadays, is seen as relatively lackluster compared to the slopjaks we have today.
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    IRL Slopjaks

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    IRL Slopjak redirects here, >though maybe you were looking for Namefag I don't like?
    Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
    You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

    IRL Slopjaks are people who coincidentally look like slopjaks in real life (even doe no one looks like them), or people who behave like them. Most people claimed as IRL slopjaks are Black Trannies. Slopjaks were also discovered to bear similarities to people with neurofibromatosis and bloated corpses, leading 'teens to believe in the existence of IRL slopjaks. The IRL slopjak population peaked in 1945 during the atomic bombings of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki and peaked once again in 1986 during the Chernobyl disaster. As of 2025, it is currently unknown how much IRL slopjaks exist today.

    • A man being forcibly turned into an IRL slopjak

    People who might look like that and even say that

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    • >The transphobic democrats who are the real racists but don't make grooming their whole personality or something
    • Bloated corpses found in rivers
    • The elephant man
    • Anyone with these conditions:
      • Anencephaly
      • Cyclopia
      • Harlequin Itchthyosis
      • Hypertricosis
      • Proteus Syndrome
      • Treeman Syndrome
    • Everyone (You) dont like.
      Everyone (You) dont like.
    • FNF Pedo's brother
      FNF Pedo's brother
    • Your favorite Boogeyman (this is just photoshopped doe)
      Your favorite Boogeyman (this is just photoshopped doe)
    • Ditto
      Ditto
    • joseph merrick, arguably the oldest example of an IRL slopjak. dating back to the late 1800's
      joseph merrick, arguably the oldest example of an IRL slopjak. dating back to the late 1800's
    • This furfag is commonly spammed on /soy/.
      This furfag is commonly spammed on /soy/.
    • Circus_2 face reveal
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    See also

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    Notes

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    Snopes

    1. ↑ https://archive.today/nHOzu https://gyo.tc/2025-1107-0755-49/https://archive.today:443/nHOzu
    2. ↑ https://archive.today/a1PKU https://gyo.tc/2025-1107-0758-45/https://archive.today:443/a1PKU
    3. ↑ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jartycuck-gem/
    4. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0716-0428-06/https://cf.mickai.me:443/6c86af3000d5e0ad97f1fb11.html
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    Slopjak
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    4cuck immigrants ♦ antiswarthy ♦ Attentionwhores ♦ Autists ♦ Bans for gay reasons ♦ B_B_GHAST ♦ Brown ugly personjak posters ♦ Cloudflare ♦ dead discord group I need to blame for bad posts ♦ diddybluds ♦ Discord ♦ FNF diddy ♦ Furries ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer ♦ (((GillKoyim))) ♦ greedy people ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ Jannies ♦ jimbo ♦ Joel ♦ Kernüng ♦ Moot ♦ NAS posters ♦ Nuboorusluttas ♦ Reddit immigrants ♦ satoko_houjou_fan ♦ Slopjakking ♦ specials ♦ Speech bubble spammers ♦ SoyBooru (duh) ♦ Soysneed ♦ Supreme ♦ TikTok ♦ trevor ♦ ugly people ♦ variant:unknown ♦ Warrior-'P ♦ Wordfilters ♦ 𝕏 ♦ You[You just are, ok?]

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    Soot ♦ Anti-Raisinflinging ♦ Anti-Slopjakking ♦ Attentionwhore Purge ♦ /calm/ ♦ Countrypeace ♦ Gem Posting ♦ Great Purge ♦ IAS ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Sproke ♦ Tagging correctly ♦ and most importantly... Original Content

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