Slopkaiju
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Slopkaijus are the next level of slopjaks. Instead of depicting the guy in question as an incoherent shapeless blob of supermassive vantablack black hole juice on top of 100 mandrillion images nobody is gonna read, they turn the mocked into a grotesque giant abomination that interacts with the surrounding environment, causing destruction, death, vantadeath and more deadly death.
Slopkaiju creators don't see the enemy as something that has to be ridiculed, but something whose grotesque and exagerrated characteristics must be so abominably remarked and beast like to the point that they genuinely put fear in the beholder, making him think "oh my fauci...I better not interact with whoever namefag from Noburundi this meme is against..."
How to make a Slopkaiju[edit | edit source]
- Take 1 or more pictures of a popular giant monster, be it from tranime, movies or series, and trace over them if needed;
- If you wish blend them together so that the number of limbs or tails or wings or fangs increases, multiplying the ominous effect;
- Put an apocalyptic background that makes it feel like the giant disgusting eswatinicreature is causing extreme destruction;
- At least replace some of its heads with a distorted soyjak variant face, unless you are mocking a furry, in that case you can keep the monster heads;
- Add a crap ton of awards;
- Add either extreme filth or events associated with destruction (explosions, natural disasters, fire), or both.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Truubi the Goon Beast