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Cobbert is a soyjak based off Stephen Colbert. Many consider him to be the most forced coal of 2024 while others think hes one of the best jaks made in recent time. For some reason, he is also used a lot by swedishwin.com dwellers.
Cobbert-Npestajak War
Recently, Cobbert and 'pesta posters have been getting into soyduels with each other to prove which jak is a shining glistening gem and which one is darker than coal. A 'pesta 'teen proposed the idea that whichever jak reaches 20 images on the Booru is the better soyjak. Cobbert reached 20 first. Later, a poll is made to decide which one is better, surprisingly, Npestajak is BTFO'd again.
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Cobbert beating 'pestajak to reach 20 images first
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>>botting the poll >Cobbertfaggots, what is this?
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'pestaniggers BTFO'd yup issa total Cobbert victory
Cobbert-Godjak Alliance
Around mid-to-late february, in the thread Godjak originated from, the autistic drawfags who made Cobbert and Godjak decided that they should form an alliance and become best friends, as a result a bunch of art was produced depicting the duo as friends and both Cobbert and Godjak posters started to support each other's endeavors.
Gallery
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Cobbert expressing a bored look on his face
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An early version of Cobbert, notice the enlarged eyes and head
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Cobbert depicted as an A10 aryan with blonde hair
