Female Gapejak

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💞 OH MY GODFAUCISCIENCE SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!! 💞This page features a very pretty woman

Female Gapejak, otherwise known as Femjak, is a soyjak subvariant that depicts Gapejak as a woman. More broadly, "femjak" can refer to any female soyjak.

She is often used to represent the mascot of the 'fe in jak form. And yes she is IAS even doe no beard or open mouth.[2]

There is also a front-facing variant of her as well.

Nusois will often mistake this variant for Soylita

Femjak was a rollable name on soyjak.party.

Personality and Appearance

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Femjak may look innocent in some edits, but don't let that fool you; this jak is a mad bitch. (ev&doe I like that)

appearance probably inspired by lady alcina dimitrescu or something idk

OMGSISA <33 (my wife btw)

Lore >oh my science i just heckin LOVE muh fanfictionerinos

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Bridget Crystal was born on March 8th 1997 in the city of San Francisco. She goes by the moniker "Miss Crystal" and is a radical femcel who owns a cafe called the Crystal Cafe that only hires women. She also likes Victorian-era fashion and wine.

She has a raging hatred of trannies🗝️, claiming that they are just men in "womanface". Chud used to have a crush on her due to their shared hatred of trannies but she kicked him out every single time, thus contributing to both Chud's misogyny and her own misandry.

>Pretty wom-ACKKK!!!

She also hired Soytan as a barista in her cafe, though no matter how hard she tried to radicalize her she still remains nice no matter what.

Lyrics

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Pretty woman, walkin' down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet
Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you

Mercy!

Pretty woman, won't you pardon me?
Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see
Pretty woman, that you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me?

Grrrowlll!

Pretty woman, stop awhile
Pretty woman, talk awhile
Pretty woman, give your smile to me

Pretty woman, yeah yeah yeah
Pretty woman, look my way
Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me

'Cause I need you, I'll treat you right
Come with me baby, be mine tonight

Pretty woman, don't walk on by
Pretty woman, don't make me cry
Pretty woman, don't walk away, hey

Okay

If that's the way it must be, okay
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait
What do I see?

Is she walkin' back to me?
Yeah, she's walkin' back to me
Oh, oh, pretty woman

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See also

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Snopes