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Ned Diggers

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*tap tap tap* uhhhh there's an obsessed yuropoor looking at me through this glass or something like that, yeah

This burger is about YUHROPOORS or whatever

Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.

Ned Diggers, also known as Nead Diggers, is a soyjak natejak subvariant of Markiplier Soyjak, combined with Science Lover. It used to depict the average soyteen during dead nigger hours when the site is lowest PPH. Ned wears a dead nigger brown and grey shirt with the brown matching his hair color. Ned wears a badge declaring he's the only person on soyjak.party, a watch, as well as four different flag ribbons on his shirt representing the dead nigger hours timezones. Due to dead nigger hours spanning across many different timezones and locations, the EU, ASEAN, Russian, and Australian flags are on his shirt to represent them. Ned is unlikely to see Nate Higgers, the soyteen depiction during mutt hours due to him only being on the site when Nate is asleep.

History[edit | edit source]

Ned Diggers was first created in a thread on /soy/ on January 8, 2026.[1] After the thread was created, the inital version was posted on Soybooru.[2] In this thread, people discussed how to improve Ned's design. One person suggested to add armbands depicting the countries in the dead nigger hours. However, people did not like the design, so it was changed to flags on his sleeves, then finally to flags on the chest of the shirt.

What typa guy is Ned?[edit | edit source]

  • Ned the typa guy who would say "Well, well, well, won't you look at the time…" and then taps his watch
  • Ned the typa guy who would say "Ermmm… Am I late to the party?" when he logs onto the sharty
  • Ned the typa guy who would talk to himself by putting a sock on his hand
  • Ned the typa guy who would say to himself "Not again..." when amerimutt hours arrive
  • Ned the type guy who would say "NOW IS NOT THE TIME!" when he gets baited

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