Soyak Soymilk
Soyak Soymilk is the name given to a variant of the soyak where he is seen opening his mouth an abnormally large amount in order to consume something, usually soy.
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Science says that trying to open your mouth that much in real life is bad for you.[it just is, ok?] So the Soyjak Wiki advises all the children viewing this page to not attempt this at home. Even then, besides the dangers of a dislocated jaw, it seems very unnecessary, since most liquids come with straws that require you to open your mouth very little, even if you are a heckin wholesome pro-environment non-polluter, paper straws can help save the world. It should also be noted that trying to throw all the liquid in your mouth like in the figure would be very difficult due to the laws of physics or something, and also might lead to pouring soy all over yourself.
