Vlodette

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>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN! This person is a GOONER!

Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
>IM GOONING HNNNNNNNNNGH
CAUTION: POSSIBLE TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by fact checking everything before ordering 'za to xer house

Pedo-meter 3000:


-1984
Vlodette is a forced meme?

Heckin' downvoted

Vlodette is the femjak version of the controversial subvariant Vlodson combined with Neutralplier's .

History[edit | edit source]

She was created on September of 2025 during the apex of Vlodson's infamy, and differs from him with the long hair, regular lips and smaller jaw. Although most female Soyjaks don't achieve much popularity, Vlodette gained a huge amount of negative attention, partly due to her male counterpart but mostly because of various posts of Vlodette's face edited onto a sexualized woman's body wearing a bikini and disproportionately large tits. While Vlodson was already hated for a myriad of reasons, creating gooner content of a genderbent version of him just added fuel to the fire, including accusations of the variant being pedophilic due to most arguing that Vlodson (and by extension Vlodette) look like children. The uploader of these sexualized versions was anonymous, so it's impossible to know if xhe was a Vlodson fan or a Vlodson hater seeking to damage the variant's reputation even further, but the damage was already done. Vlodette was forever cemented as goonslop antimatter.

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