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|image = File:Aryan soyjak.png | |image = File:Aryan soyjak.png | ||
|type = [[Soyjak]] trend | |type = [[Soyjak]] trend | ||
|based_on = [[Aryan]]s | |based_on = [[Aryan]]s | ||
|booru_posts = {{boorusearch|series:aryan_soyjaks|display=210}} <small>As of May 15, 2026</small> | |||
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''' | '''Aryan soyjaks''' are specific kinds of [[Soyjaks]] with typical [[aryan]] features, and the antithesis to [[slopjaks]]. They are a direct by-product of the [[countrywars]] that occur on [[Pol/ (soyjak.party)|/pol/]] and the [[Soybooru]], where you can claim that any nation you support is white while all that you don't are [[vantablack]]. These kinds of jaks have a10 eyes, blonde hair, pale skin, well-defined jawlines/bones and are sometimes [[Buff Soyjaks|buff]]. Unlike regular soyjaks, Aryan soyjaks aren't meant to make fun of someone, instead being used to depict a person positively, usually through [[Self-insert|self-inserting]]. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
The oldest subvariant that likely kickstarted the whole trend was the [[Euroaryan]], meant as a direct counter to the [[Euromutt]], [[although]] the most popular version is definitely the [[Mexiaryan]]. Ultimately, any Soyjak is bound to be aryanized and gain an aryan version, but only some of them become decently popular subvariants, some of which are listed below. | |||
== Kinojak == | |||
[[File:Good_Kinojak.png|thumb|269x269px|left]]'''Kinojaks''' (also known as cleanjaks<ref>https://soybooru.com/post/list/cleanjak/1</ref>) are the complete [[Oppositefag|opposite]] of a [[slopjak]]. While slopjaks are deliberately grotesque and vomit-inducing, kinojaks are said to be so beautiful and majestic that once you see it, you will be instantly filled with immense joy and happiness and your life will be changed forever for the better. So far none have been created but once it does, it will forever save the entire [[soysphere]] and bring [[the sharty]] into a [[The gem that saved the sharty|brand new golden age]]. It is rumored that the {{Glow|[[CIA]]}} is currently [[CIA and its tactics to control chans|withholding information of the Kinojaks while forcing Slopjaks]] onto the [[SoyBooru]] as a way to demoralize the [[soyteens]]. | |||
==List of aryan subvariants== | ==List of aryan subvariants== | ||
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*[[Mexiaryan]] | *[[Mexiaryan]] | ||
*[[Teutonson]] | *[[Teutonson]] | ||
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{{Variants}} | {{Variants}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 01:35, 12 July 2026
Aryan soyjaks are specific kinds of Soyjaks with typical aryan features, and the antithesis to slopjaks. They are a direct by-product of the countrywars that occur on /pol/ and the Soybooru, where you can claim that any nation you support is white while all that you don't are vantablack. These kinds of jaks have a10 eyes, blonde hair, pale skin, well-defined jawlines/bones and are sometimes buff. Unlike regular soyjaks, Aryan soyjaks aren't meant to make fun of someone, instead being used to depict a person positively, usually through self-inserting.
History[edit | edit source]
The oldest subvariant that likely kickstarted the whole trend was the Euroaryan, meant as a direct counter to the Euromutt, although the most popular version is definitely the Mexiaryan. Ultimately, any Soyjak is bound to be aryanized and gain an aryan version, but only some of them become decently popular subvariants, some of which are listed below.
Kinojak[edit | edit source]
Kinojaks (also known as cleanjaks[1]) are the complete opposite of a slopjak. While slopjaks are deliberately grotesque and vomit-inducing, kinojaks are said to be so beautiful and majestic that once you see it, you will be instantly filled with immense joy and happiness and your life will be changed forever for the better. So far none have been created but once it does, it will forever save the entire soysphere and bring the sharty into a brand new golden age. It is rumored that the CIA is currently withholding information of the Kinojaks while forcing Slopjaks onto the SoyBooru as a way to demoralize the soyteens.
