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Crimjak

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Crimjak is a nuvariant traced off of a jewtuber called Crimzon Fur 369 from his thumbnail for his A24 slow-burn spine tingling video titled "Pvz Battle for Hell: A Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighbourville creepypasta]". He is best known for his crooked toothed grin laughing mockingly at the viewer. He is commonly used to mock toxic gamers, typically ones who play Multiplayer games and members of gamergate. He is also used to mock other adjacent no-lifers.

Crimjak loves to shout "GG ez" whenever he can, sweat in unranked Fortnite matches to bully cacas and yell slurs🗝️ in COD lobbies. He still believes MLGs are funny even after 10 years. He always remembers to eat his mountain dew and drink his doritos like a trve pro-gamerGOD. When he is not playing triple-a slop, he likes gooning to Rule 34 and ragebaiting on various platforms.

Origin

CrimXius, also known as Crimsonfur, RageFox, and RandomRedFurry is yet another autistic furcaca that for some reason browses the cartoon bald man glasses website and the fooey despite being a literal faggot.

Besides being a faggot, Crimson is known for being a PvZ sperg and often having many clashes with antifurry chuds and other furfags that dont like xim on der 'tube. This would cause a random ESL russian called Anton to dox him.

He is mostly known for making a fandom.com page on der 'party[3], decribing it as most normies see it: a website for 4cuck rejects, doxxing, harassment and antifurries (despite browsing it himself)[4]. He also calls 'teens "jakkies" (which no one has ever used).

Later the wiki would get raided and pages like Sneed would be added[5] while the page about the sharty and the main page would get raided too[6][7]. He has also took part on the rplace.live raids in which 'teens would raid his furfagsona pixel art[8][9].


To no one's surprise, the autistic furtranny faggot uses daaaah 'cord in which he openly uses soyspeak and posts he made sharty. Xis girlfriend[10][11] uses a Soytan pfp meaning xe has been introducing the sharty to his autistic furfag friends too. Xe posts boykisser since xe is a faggot so it's rumored xhe's behind boykisser posts on the sharty.[12]

Xhis girlfriend also seems to be a bit younger than xim and seems to be an IRL slopjak as xhe describes xerself and Crimson as antifa.[13] According to xis wiki xis girlfriend is friends with a known zoosadist[14] that goes by the name of Queen Aurora that has been exposed as a pedophile too.Cite error: Closing </ref> missing for <ref> tag, being named "Teethjak". He was a lot more dusty, having thinner lines and less prominent facial hair. He was later recreated[15] and made more IAS and recreated with thicker lines and a transparent background. He would slip under the rug like most nuvariants.

On the 19th of October, Crimjak would be posted on /soy/[16] where more jaks would be made and was redrawn once more, fixing his glasses, giving him thicker eyebrows, different wrinkles and a thicker beard more similar to Cobson's.

On the 29th of October, he would be retraced by H3K on SoyBooru into the gemmier version that is more commonly used and SHOULD be used.[17]

Dox

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