A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak
From Soyjak Wiki, the free ensoyclopedia
(Redirected from A24 slowburn soyjak)
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You).gif)
|
THE FOLLOWING FEATURES |
>What are your fetishes
A24 SLOW-BURN SOYJAK IS AN A24 SLOW-BURN, CHEAP-JUMPSCARE-FREE, BONE-CHILLING KINO GEMERALD STRAIGHT FROM THE FREEZING PEAKS OF AGARTHA!!!!!!!!!!!| A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak | |
|---|---|
| |
| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | /tv/, 4chan (March 23, 2018)[1] |
| SoyBooru posts |  3312 As of November 21, 2025 |
| Traced from | James Youniverse |
| Subvariants | Jacobson, Fingerboy |
The A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak (often shortened to just A24) is a slow-burn, cheap-jumpscare-free, bone-chilling kino primary soyjak variant. He is best known for being one of the oldest variants, releasing just under four months after the original. He is also the first slow-burn, cheap-jumpscare-free, bone-chilling kino soyjak to be traced from a real-life soyboy instead of being a Wojak derivative.
History[edit | edit source]
On March 23, 2018, /tv/ exploded with a slow-burn, cheap-jumpscare-free, bone-chilling kino discussion/mockery pertaining to the YouTube reactor James' Youniverse and his slow-burn, cheap-jumpscare-free, bone-chilling, over-the-top kino soyface reaction to slow-burn, cheap-jumpscare-free, bone-chilling kino capeshit movie trailers. The same day, somebody traced a soyjak of him and uploaded it to one of the mockery threads under the filename soy.png.[1]
Naming[edit | edit source]
During and preceding the marketing campaign for The Lighthouse in mid-2019, the as-of-then unnamed soyjak became heavily associated with bone-chilling, character-development-driven, cheap-jumpscares-free, emotionally-draining, slow-burn "horror kino" created by A24, due to a Gigachad spammer with some kind of vendetta.[2][3] The connection has stuck ever since.
Mutation to a Fingerboys and Flying Niggers[edit | edit source]
See Fingerboys and Flying Niggers
Sometime in around 1976, the CIA would start kidnapping A24 soyjaks and experiment with them. In late 1986 to late 1990 around 19 test subjects called "Fingerboys" and "Flying Niggers" (15 Fingerboys and 4 Flying Niggers) would escape. The CIA terminated 2 Flying Niggers and 5 Fingerboys, but before they could find the rest they already repopulated enough to not go extinct.
Flying Niggers and Fingerboys are NOT real and NOT created by the CIA. You WILL take your meds and investigate no further
See also[edit | edit source]
- Jacobson, the slow-burn, cheap-jumpscare-free, bone-chilling kino deformed subvariant of A24.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
-
A24 as the Anonymous logo. -
![This is often posted on /soy/ along with "What are your fetishes"[4]](/images/thumb/4/41/Fetishes.png/105px-Fetishes.png.webp)
This is often posted on /soy/ along with "What are your fetishes"[4] -
We aliens are the real aryans ⍜⍀ ⌇⍜⋔⟒⏁⊑⟟⋏☌ -
-
IMMA FIRING MAH LAZER!!!
![This is often posted on /soy/ along with "What are your fetishes"[4]](/File:Fetishes.png)
