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| type = [[Soyjak]] variant | | type = [[Soyjak]] variant | ||
| origin = Probably /soy/, First sighting /soy/ January 5, 2021<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210105224045/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</ref> | | origin = Probably /soy/, First sighting /soy/ January 5, 2021<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210105224045/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</ref> | ||
| booru_posts = {{boorusearch|variant:norwegian|display= | | booru_posts = {{boorusearch|variant:norwegian|display=398}} <small>As of August 16, 2026</small> | ||
| traced_from = Donald Trump | | traced_from = Donald Trump | ||
|First Sighting=/soy/ January 5, 2021.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210105224045/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</ref>}} | |First Sighting=/soy/ January 5, 2021.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210105224045/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</ref>}} | ||
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== History <sup>({{Quote|>I heckin love fanfiction!!!111}})</sup> == | == History <sup>({{Quote|>I heckin love fanfiction!!!111}})</sup> == | ||
Norwegian Soyjak ([[Doxing|real name:]] Jakob Luther Nørskmann) was born on April 14, 1980 in Bergen, [[Norway]]. He was born with [[Science|Arthrogryposis]], a rare disease which fucks up your arm and makes you [[Retard|disabled]] [[Amerimutt|or something]]. As a result, he was heavily bullied in school, mostly by students who are [[Sweden|Swedish]] immigrants. He recieved nicknames such as "Nippelbög" (which means "Nipple [[Faggot]]" in Swedish) and "Släthjärna" (which means "Smooth Brain" in Swedish). This led to him having an intense hatred for anything Swedish and as he grew up, he dreamt of starting a Holocaust against all Swedish people. When he was 19, he got arm surgery and drove to a supermarket in Sweden while (illegally) crossing the Norwegian-Swedish border. He killed 22 Swedes, injuring 10 along the way. This lead to him getting arrested for 21 years (Which is the maximum amount of prison time in Norway btw), albeit the prison cell was very nice and it almost seemed like a hotel for millionaires. The only issue was [[Tyrone|Tyrone Ulfsson]] raping him in the shower because he kept dropping the soap due to his slightly dysfunctioning arm. After his 21 years of prison ending, he got a [[OMGSISA|loving wife]] and bought a house. Unfortunately his wife would keep getting harassed by his [[ | Norwegian Soyjak ([[Doxing|real name:]] Jakob Luther Nørskmann) was born on April 14, 1980 in Bergen, [[Norway]]. He was born with [[Science|Arthrogryposis]], a rare disease which fucks up your arm and makes you [[Retard|disabled]] [[Amerimutt|or something]]. As a result, he was heavily bullied in school, mostly by students who are [[Sweden|Swedish]] immigrants. He recieved nicknames such as "Nippelbög" (which means "Nipple [[Faggot]]" in Swedish) and "Släthjärna" (which means "Smooth Brain" in Swedish). This led to him having an intense hatred for anything Swedish and as he grew up, he dreamt of starting a Holocaust against all Swedish people. When he was 19, he got arm surgery and drove to a supermarket in Sweden while (illegally) crossing the Norwegian-Swedish border. He killed 22 Swedes, injuring 10 along the way. This lead to him getting arrested for 21 years (Which is the maximum amount of prison time in Norway btw), albeit the prison cell was very nice and it almost seemed like a hotel for millionaires. The only issue was [[Tyrone|Tyrone Ulfsson]] raping him in the shower because he kept dropping the soap due to his slightly dysfunctioning arm. After his 21 years of prison ending, he got a [[OMGSISA|loving wife]] and bought a house. Unfortunately his wife would keep getting harassed by his [[Mfw throw poop at neighbor lady|Swedish neighbor]], who kept [[India|throwing poop]] at her every day. He kept arguing with the Swede, calling each other "[[Shitoko|obsessed]] Swedish faggot" and "Norwegian fail". This ended after almost one year of rivalry, after the Swede felt bad and [[No more brother wars|they eventually became friends]]. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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Latest revision as of 15:07, 21 August 2026
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Norwegian is a soyjak based on Donald Trump mocking a retarded reporter. It appears that the original intention was just about Trump, but it was later reappropriated by a Swede to mock Norwegians during Soyvil War 1. His most notable features are his nipples, which are absent from most 'jaks and not present in the original trace.
Norwegian is a rollable name on soyjak.party.
History (>I heckin love fanfiction!!!111)[edit | edit source]
Norwegian Soyjak (real name: Jakob Luther Nørskmann) was born on April 14, 1980 in Bergen, Norway. He was born with Arthrogryposis, a rare disease which fucks up your arm and makes you disabled or something. As a result, he was heavily bullied in school, mostly by students who are Swedish immigrants. He recieved nicknames such as "Nippelbög" (which means "Nipple Faggot" in Swedish) and "Släthjärna" (which means "Smooth Brain" in Swedish). This led to him having an intense hatred for anything Swedish and as he grew up, he dreamt of starting a Holocaust against all Swedish people. When he was 19, he got arm surgery and drove to a supermarket in Sweden while (illegally) crossing the Norwegian-Swedish border. He killed 22 Swedes, injuring 10 along the way. This lead to him getting arrested for 21 years (Which is the maximum amount of prison time in Norway btw), albeit the prison cell was very nice and it almost seemed like a hotel for millionaires. The only issue was Tyrone Ulfsson raping him in the shower because he kept dropping the soap due to his slightly dysfunctioning arm. After his 21 years of prison ending, he got a loving wife and bought a house. Unfortunately his wife would keep getting harassed by his Swedish neighbor, who kept throwing poop at her every day. He kept arguing with the Swede, calling each other "obsessed Swedish faggot" and "Norwegian fail". This ended after almost one year of rivalry, after the Swede felt bad and they eventually became friends.
