United States

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The United States of America, also simply called America is a country in North America bordering Canada and Mexico. It is home to wypipo, #hoodgang, and natives. It has 50 states or something. Since January 20, 2025 'teens have been in control No that is NOT true you WILL not be investigating this any further soyim. After the ACKing of the Soviet Union on christmas of 1991, it is the world's sole superpower (keep coping, chinks and jeets, you'll never be superpowers)

HERstory

Pre-European HERstory

Before European settlement, a bunch of Indians lived here (not the jeet kind though). According to science, they migrated from Siberia over the ice age-era Bering land bridge in Alaska about 12,000 years ago (ev&o the Bible says that God made the Earth only like 5,000 years ago or something). By chance, the Americas didn't have any easily domesticable animals like cows and horses and shit, and thus were far slower to create civilizations beyond hunter-gatherer tribes, especially in North America. By the time of European settlement, the only settled civilizations were the Aztecs in Mexico and the Incas in South America, both were still at a pre-Roman Empire level of development. Nearly all of indigenous Americans lived in Aztec and Inca cities in Central and South America, which is why the Spanish were able to race mix so much and create the Latinx race while the Europeans in North America were mostly completely separated from the tribal Indians, as there were simply barely any Indians at all (there are actually more American Indians today then there were pre-Columbus).

European Settlement

After the Ottomans took over Constantinople, they put trade restrictions in place that made it hard for Western Europe to trade with India. A guy named Christopher Columbus decided to get around this by going around the other side of the world, which nobody had ever tried before because they all thought it would take too long. (At the time people believed that the Earth was divided in two hemispheres, one made out of land and the other composed entirely of oceans, because they thought all the landmasses of Earth gathered in one hemisphere after Lucifer fell down from Heaven.)

He eventually got permission from the King and Queen of Spain in 1492, right after the Reconquista was finished.

Columbus landed in the Caribbean, thinking he'd reached the Indies, but eventually a guy named Amerigo Vespucci realized that this was a whole new continent. Spain and Portugal colonized Central and South America, beginning in the 1500's.

In the 1600's, England colonized most of the North American Atlantic coast while France colonized the interior and modern-day Canada (which is why people from Quebec still speak French). The Netherlands controlled modern-day New York and New Jersey for most of the 1600's (which is why some of the cities and geographic features in that area have out-of-place Dutch names) until England took them over in the Anglo-Dutch Wars, with England being firmly in control by 1674. Sweden of all countries briefly had a colony for 20 years in modern-day Delaware until the Dutch took it over in 1655. Russia began colonizing Alaska in the late 1700's.

England established 13 colonies along the North American east coast which would become the United States, along with some other land to the north which eventually became Canada. After the Act of Union 1707, the land would be known as British North America.

French and Indian War

England invaded France's colonies during the Seven Year's War. France would cede all of its colonies east of the Mississippi River to England in 1763.

Revolution

Britain wouldn't let the Americans use the new territory they won from France in the war, and taxed the shit out of them without letting them have any representation in Parliament. The Americans got pissed at this, and eventually rebelled against the British government for treating them like second class citizens even though they were English-speaking white people. With a little help from France, the Americans came out on top and gained independence.

Confederation and Constitution

At first, the United States was a confederation of 13 quasi-independent states where the only central government was a Congress where each state had one delegate, but it didn't take too long for everyone to realize this wasn't gonna work.

At the 1787 constitutional convention, the current constitution was developed. The President had veto powers over the legislature and was in charge of the executive departments, and was democratically elected every 4 years. When developing the legislature, the delegates couldn't agree on whether to give a certain number of representatives to each state or to allocate representatives based on population, so they compromised on creating a Senate where each state was given 2 senators and a House of Representatives where representatives were apportioned based on population. Leftoids hate the Senate system of two senators per state because states with 6 thrembillion immigrants like California or New York can't force their Orwellian policies on white farmers in Iowa or something. There is a modern movement to redraw the US states based off equal population, even though there's some states like Hawaii and Alaska that are geographically removed, as well as cities like New York or Los Angeles that have nearly 20 million people in their metro areas.

The US was the first country based more off of ideas rather than representing a specific people group, since the largest races at the time (English and Africans) were both not in their actual homelands. The lack of racial identity and inter-European racemixing wouldn't really start to set in until the late 1800's, thoughever.

Early Years and Expansion

The United States expanded westward because of Manifest Destiny or something, purchasing the Louisiana Territory from France, flung xhier own shit at the Brit*sh again in 1812, and winning some more territory by winning a war against Mexico. The SNCA tribes were basically all deported to shitlahoma or exterminated by this point. Most of the SNCA presidents you hear about like Millard Filmore and John Tyler are from this era.

Civil War

Slavery of Africans (argued to be started by Jews) was prevalent in the southern states, with the southern economy basically entirely dependent on free agricultural labor. The more urbanized northerners thought slavery was unacceptable even if niggers are insufferable, while southerners thought it was ok because science said niggers weren't humans or something. In 1860, Abraham Lincoln won the presidential election. This made southerners mad because he was gonna take away their slaves o algo. Southern states seceded, declaring themselves the Confederate States of America and starting the Civil War, which would last from 1861 to 1865. The North won, but Abraham Lincoln was assassinated. This was also the time that Democrats and Republicans became the two main political parties.

Reconstruction and Gilded Age

The South was under military occupation for 8 years as states were readmitted one by one. In 1876, a controversial election happened (seriously, this shit made 2020 look like a tea party) that led to Rutherford B. Hayes becoming president. Later, Grover Cleveland would serve two non-consecutive terms, a feat that wouldn't be repeated until a certain keyed individual was elected. Theodore Roosevelt (the most reddit president in American history) took power later on. After him Woodrow Wilson (the most aryan president in American history) became president and made the progressives seethe by resegregating everything, giving the KKK government funding^🗝️ and arresting the Socialists and other SNCA groups. He established the federal reserve and IRS which isn't very aryan, though. This was around the time that the US became the undisputed richest country in the world, although it was still seen as militarily inferior to the European empires.

World War I

In 1917, the United States entered World War I because Germany sent a telegram discord to Mexico telling them to attack America. America sent some soldiers to the western front and finally brought the war to an end, though at the cost of that fucking retarded jackass troonnigger Woodrow Wilson getting to take credit for it.

Interwar Period

The Roaring '20s are often considered the greatest period in American history, even though alcohol was banned for most of it.^🗝️

In 1929, the stock market crashed, causing the great depression. The reason it crashed is fucking retarded too. The Federal Reserve (the worst institution in American history) fucked up the money supply, and a bunch of stockholders started selling all their stock because they were worried the market would crash, causing the market to crash. The Great Depression fucking sucked, causing Americans to elect Franklin D. Roosevelt, who was seen as great at the time but kind of sucked in hindsight.

World War II

On December 7, 1941, the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor. America was pissed and declared war on Japan, which cased Germany to declare war on America. America fucking shredded the Japanese navy and helped the European powers take back western Europe while the commies worked on eastern Europe. After Germany fell, Japan still didn't surrender, so America fucking nuked them. This was around the time America began harnessing Jewish magic to make it technologically unstoppable.

Cold War

After World War II, the United States and the Soviet Union were the world's two superpowers. Everyone thought they were gonna go to war and nuke the whole world to death, but neither side wanted that to happen, so the war was fought in the form of trying to out-technological advance each other and through proxy wars in places like Korea and 'Nam. In 1963, we came dangerously close to nuclear war because of some shit happening in Cuba, but thankfully nothing ever happens. Eventually, the Soviet Union kind of just fell apart. We also decided Niggers have rights for some reason.

'90s

The '90s are considered the greatest period in American history by '90s kids and literally nobody else.

George Bush/Barack Obama Era

On September 11, 2001, some arabs Jews flew planes into the World Trade Center for an insurance scam (this is the namesake for Operation 9/11). America fucked the arabs up eternally for this, under the leadership of George Bush. In 2008, Barack Obama was elected president because some retards thought John McCain and Sarah Palin would make a good Republican ticket (seriously, what were they thinking?). Obama would end up doing literally nothing for 8 years while still dragging the wars in the middle east (UNC STILL DRAGGING IT).

TrVmp/Biden Era

In 2016, it seemed like Hillary Clinton was going to become president and turn America into the most locked Reddit country ever, but Donald Trump was able to perform an unexpected win thanks to some troons in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania voting for Jill Stein and taking votes away from Hillary. This led to unprecedented levels of seethe. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to get much done thanks to the Republican Party being a bunch of losers at the time.

On September 20, 2020, the Sharty was created^🗝️

In 2020, Joe Biden was elected president thanks to fraudulent mail-in ballots being stuffed into ballot boxes by the CCP. Anyone who questioned this was called an election denier. On January 6, 2021, some PATRIQTS (likely including at least a few soyteens) showed up at the Capitol to try and stop Mike Pence from certifying the election, but it was already too late.

In 2022, Trump launched his re-election campaign, attracting the support of many soyteens. The Biden administration did everything it could to try and stop Trump from becoming president again, including sending a troon named Thomas Matthew Crooks to try and kill him on July 13, 2024 with is cheap poverty pony AR, and ANOTHER one Named Ryan Wesly Ruth with a shitty bubba'd SKS with a shittty off-centered scope taped on it. Their efforts were for naught, because Trump won the 2024 election. Troons seethed even more than 2016 and used the same arguments that they called everyone "election denying democracy subverters" for using 4 years earlier. Some troons even commited suicide. Trump was inaugurated again on January 20, 2025, leading to full Soyteen-occupied government Jewish pedo government.

Trump's popularity would start to plummit when his second term began, as right-wingers began to realize that he wasn't actually Hitler like the Hyperjumper HOI4 mod ad said, and is instead just another retarded old politician. Since everyone hates JD Vance, and now that the George Bush type of Republicans have been pushed out of office for being jewish neoconservatives, the Republicans don't really have a successor to Trump, while Democrats literally have no one popular at all (Gavin Newsom made California so terrible that even most leftists hate xhim now, Bernie Sanders is like 90, and Zohran Mamdani wasn't even born in the United States). The 2028 election is without a doubt going to be an absolute shitshow.

States

Map of all 50 states but with mutts

There are a total 50 states in the United States.

• Alabama - The stereotypical southern state. It was one of the Confederate states and was more or less the last state to end segregation. George Wallace, the pro-segregationist who was the last person to gain presidential electoral votes outside the two main parties, was governor of Alabama as late as 1987. The University of Alabama is located there and is everything ESLs think American colleges are like with huge frat houses and hordes of white chick clones and stuff, Alabama Crimson Tide is the (American) college football team that people obsess over and is why people say "roll tide". Also, safe edgy people like to make incest jokes about this state even though Alabama's incest stats are way lower in comparison to pretty much every third world country. Alabama pretty much votes Republican every time.
• Alaska - Became a state in 1959, the second most recent in the US. Most of the state is uninhabited tundra and almost everyone lives in one city, Anchorage. It is rich with oil, the one thing preventing Alaska from being SNCA. It was a colony of Russia from 1732-1867 but Russia sold it to US out of fear that Britain would invade from Canada or something (this was back when the Russian Empire hated the British but transhearted the Americans). Although there were only a few thousand Russians in Russian Alaska at any given time, there is still some old Russian buildings and Orthodox churches and stuff. Alaska is by far the largest state in area. Despite this however, it is also one of the least populated states (Again, due to being a tundra) and by far the least populated per mile. Alaska has voted Republican ever since it became a state, the one exception being 1964.
• Arizona - Became a state in 1912 and was the last territory in the mainland US to become a state. Arizona is fucking hot (it's a dry heat, okay?) to the point where even stop signs start to melt. It's a desert state and is where the Grand Canyon is. Almost the whole state lives in Phoenix. The second largest city, Tuscon, is where Giggly Goonclown lives. John McCain is from there. Despite being hot as shit, Arizona is more populated than most other states, mainly due to an influx of boomers. Arizona has voted Republican for the majority of its existence, but as of recently, has started to shift into being more of a swing state.
• Arkansas - This is the state where Walmart was founded. Considered SNCA due to it being mostly rural. The second most memorable thing about their state other than Walmart is their flag which looks like a confederate version of Tabasco Sauce. Arkansas pretty much votes Republican every election.
• California - California is the most populated state and also the most well known by ESL's. Commiefornia is absolute niggerhell nowadays. Hollywood, Compton, Bloods and Crips, West Coast theme parks and Comic-Con in the south (best part BTW) and techies and progs in the north. It is extremely brimstone. High concentration of braptinx and trannies. The Latinx anti-ICE protests happened here. Was also home of many Emo/scene kids. California used to be Republican up until the 1990s when it experienced a shift to the Democrats where it has remained ever since then.
• Colorado - Colorado has mountains and South Park. Also the first state to legalize goynip for drug use. Rapeson born there btw, if that matters. Colorado used to be a Republican state before becoming a Democrat state since 2008.
• Connecticut - One of the original 13 colonies. Yale is there. Most of the state is suburbs for Jew York City. Connecticut pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Delaware - One of the original 13 colonies. Known for corporation tax loopholes. Where Joe Biden is from. Despite being a pretty urbanized state, It is considered SNCA and tiny. Most of its population lives in the very northern tip of the state because it is mainly just suburbs from Philadelphia. Also the age of consent there was 7 for a moment in the 1880s. Deleware is a state that pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Florida - Florida is where all the Meximutts get fed to alligators if they are in America illegally. Legal ones simply go shopping in South Florida or visit the theme parks in Central Florida. Floridians themselves live in North Florida. Has Cubans. Despite initially having an average sized population as far back as the 1950s, it is now the third most populated state due to the influx of retired boomers that drive corvettes and plymouth prowlers. Was also home of many Emo/scene kids near southern florida. This is where jimbo lives. Florida used to be a swing state that decided the fate of a couple elections, most notably 2000, but ever since 2016, it has become a very partisan Republican state which makes redditors leak since now they get panic attacks thinking about chuds anytime they go to Disney world.
• Georgia - The southernmost of the 13 original colonies. It has peaches o algo. Atlanta is known as the Black capital of America. Atlanta also has the largest airport in the world by passenger count due to its geographic location making it ideal for transfers. Ted Turner was born there. Georgia is also the same name of a country below Russia. The Dukes of Hazzard takes place here. Georgia used to vote Republican in every election before becoming a swing state in recent elections.
• Hawaii - Hawaii is a chain of islands in the pacific. Troons and monarchcucks will often tell you that it should be independent and that you're being an evil heckin colonizer/masonic republicanist by vacationing there even doe they're economically dependent on tourism and would be completely helpless without the US military. It has a lot of Japanese settlers for some reason. Hawaii pretty much votes Democrat every year.
• Idaho - Idaho is the potato state. That is about it. It is very rural, Republican, and SNCA.
• Illinois - Illinois is only known for Chicago. It is also where McDonalds was founded. That is about it. The rest of the state is rather rural and highly ignored compared to Chicago. Illinois used to be a swing state until the 1990s when it became a Democrat state.
• Indiana - Indiana is known for NASCAR and basketball. It is also where Michael Jackson was born. Not to be confused with India. Indiana has voted Republican for most of its history, but there are times where it can flip like 2008.
• Iowa - Iowa has the first presidential nomination content in the country and the largest truck stop in the world. Iowa would be SNCA if not for those two things. Iowa used to surprisingly be a Democrat state despite its rural area, but ever since 2016, it has become a heavily Republican leaning state.
• Kansas - Kansas is the state where superman grows up. Also, Its largest city, Wichita, is the only city in the US to have a libertarian mayor. Other than that, it is very rural, Republican, and SNCA
• Kentucky - Kentucky is where Kentucky Fried Chicken comes from. Known for its batshit insane politicians. Kentucky pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Louisiana - Louisiana is home to gumbo, Popeyes, voodoo, and the most incomprehensible English dialect you'll ever hear. Also, New Orleans, the most populated city, is often considered the homicide capital of the US. Named after the Louisiana territory, due to being historically a French colony. Louisiana pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Maine - Maine borders Canada's New Brunswick and has lobsters and scary stories. It used to be a part of Massachusetts before it became a separate state not long after US independence. Maine pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Maryland - One of the original 13 colonies. It is the Navy state. It is mostly suburbs of Washington DC at this point, a lot of modern headquarters for US federal agencies are in Maryland since DC has long been out of empty space. Maryland pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Massachussetts - One of the original 13 colonies. Also known as Massive Two Shits^{[nobody says this]} . It has Harvard and MIT. It is where Boston is and is where the pilgrims landed and had the first thanksgiving and shit. It is also well known for the revolutionary war where certain events like the Boston tea party and the Boston massacre happened as well as a good portion of the battles happening in Massachusetts. Massachusetts pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Michigan - Michigan is where most cars in the US get made. It is also where Detroit is. Lots of Finns in the northern part. Slim Shady and 50 Cent lives here and it is the home of Ford, Chevy, Pontiac (R.I.P), and Dodge. This state used to commonly vote Democrat, but has recently started to become a swing state.
• Minnesota - A cold version of niggerhell ruled by Tampon Tim. Mall of America is located there. Lots of Swedes and Somalians (just like the real Sweden). The flag for Minnesota even looks similar to the Somalian flag. Also, there is a lot of ice (and snow) here o algo. This state pretty much votes Democrat every election and in fact, has the longest streak of doing so.
• Mississippi - Mississippi is absolute niggerhell, as it has the largest percentage of niggers out of any other state. It is also ranked as the worst state on pretty much every metric, yet despite this, it is still somehow richer than Canada’s provinces (if Canada were part of the US, it would be the 51st-63rd poorest states, even poorer than Mississippi). Elvis was born there (even though he spent most of his life in Tennessee). Despite having the highest percentage of niggers than any other state, it still heavily votes Republican.
• Missouri - Missouri is the beer state. Where Femboy Fishing lives. Missouri is a weird state, as it is mostly rural, but has its population carried by both Kansas city on the west side and St. Louis on the east side. Missouri also used be a swing state, holding the record for most elections predicted correctly, but has become Republican since the 2000s.
• Montana - Montana is the Yellowstone and Glacier National Park state. It is also one of the largest states in the US, but it is widely considered SNCA due to its very low population. Montana pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Nebraska - Nebraska is the beef state. Its legislature is the only state legislature to be officially nonpartisan. Nebraska is considered to be a SNCA state due to it being rural. Nebraska pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Nevada - Nevada Las Vegas is where you go to gamble and, nowadays, start a corporation. It is also where area 51 is at. Everything else about Nevada is SNCA. Nevada used to be a Republican state until recent years where it has started to become a swing state. However, due to its SNCA status, neither party really cares to campaign there
• New Hampshire - New Hampshire is part of a plan to make Liberland real. It is also by far the most Republican out of any other northeastern state (even doe it usually votes Democrat every election anyway).
• New Jersey - New Jersey is full of dicks and sub sandwiches. Similar to JYC and Long Island. New Jersey is often considered the most expensive state due to its very high urbanization. Some sports teams representing JYC, like the Jew York jets and the Jew York giants, play in New Jersey for more room. American Dream Meadowlands is located there. Home to a bunch of Kikes. New Jersey pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• New Mexico - New Mexico is where Breaking Bad takes place. It also has the highest percentage of braptinx in the US. Like Arizona, most of New Mexico is desert and most people only live in one city, Albuquerque. New Mexico is often considered a poverty ridden place where a bunch of drug deals take place. New Mexico used to be a swing state before completely shifting to being democrat in the 2000s.
• New York - One of the original 13 colonies. There are two parts of New York, Jew York City and Long Island along the coast, and Upstate New York which is the entire rest of the state north of the JYC urban area. Although Jew York City is culturally in the northeastern region, Upstate New York is more culturally similar to the Midwestern states like Ohio and Michigan and stuff. Jew York City is home to most of America's financial industry as well as having millions of Jews (plus a bunch of other ethnicities who are constantly shitflinging with each other despite not being in their home country). Buffalo is the largest city in Upstate New York and is home to the Buffalo Bills. New York pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• North Carolina - One of the original 13 colonies. It is where Mr. Beast is from and is where he shoots his videos. Despite being the ninth most populated state in the US, there is nothing really well known about North Carolina other than Charlotte. Most of its population lives in suburbs that clump near each other. Apparently has the largest science research industry in the US. Stupid retarded Squatted Trucks leaked from myrtle beach to here. Often considered a swing state even doe North Carolina has voted Republican in the last four elections.
• North Dakota - The lesser known Dakota of the two. North Dakota has Fargo. Yes, Fargo from Fargo. Plus lots of Norwegians. North Dakota is an Aryan homeland. North Dakota also has the highest percentage of libertarians aldoe the state is still Republican. This state is highly SNCA.
• Ohio - Literally Ohio. Ohio is motherfucking Ohio blud. Cacas know this state a lot for the amount of jokes it gets. Despite the state being below average for its land size, it is very populated and it has three whole cities with a population of one million people. It is where Wendy's was founded. Lots of astronauts. Ohio is also where people too poor to afford Disney world go for theme parks. Ohio used to be a swing state that decided the fate of many elections, but as of recently, the state has become heavily Republican and this fact makes redditors seethe.
• Oklahoma - Lots of Indians (the red ones). Not India. Oklahoma is mostly desert, rural, Republican, and SNCA.
• Oregon - Oregon is where The Simpsons implicitly takes place. Explicitly, it has the last Blockbuster location in Bend. Known as the slightly less extreme anarchist state compared to Washington. Pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Pennsylvania - Pennsylvania is where most of the important stuff that led to the creation of the country happened. Plus the Amish and steel. Also home to 2 major terrorist groups known as the Philadelphia Eagles and Pittsburgh Steelers. Pennsylvania used to vote Democrat every election, but became the most important swing state as of recently.
• Rhode Island - One of the original 13 colonies and the smallest state in the US. Rhode Island is where Family Guy takes place. It is also where Sam Hyde and MDE is based out of. The state would completely be SNCA if it was not for family guy. Rhode Island pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• South Carolina - One of the original 13 colonies and the lesser known Carolina. It is the "palmetto" state. High presence of US Marine base for whatever reason. It is overshadowed by the states that surround it. Home of retarded Squatted Trucks driven by fags with no job wasting daddy's money, despite it being banned, they are still on the road. It is also full of confederate flags, more than any other state, rednecks, and has almost no Femboys. South Carolina pretty much votes Republican every election.
• South Dakota - South Dakota is the Mont Rushmore state and the slightly more known Dakota (though it is still SNCA). South Dakota pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Tennessee - Tennessee is where you go if you are into country and rock music in Nashville and Spicy fried chicken in Memphis. Tennessee pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Texas - Texas is motherfucking Texas. Everything is big there and it is the cowboy state. It is the most populated conservative state and also California's opposite, including walkable cities, very car-centric. Even though Texas has a few cities, a good portion of the state is also rural, especially the southwest part where only 1.5 million people live in that region. Texas pretty much votes Republican every election despite the amount of redditors that will tell you that Texas will actually flip blue next election because it just will, okay?
• Utah - Utah is where all the Mormons live (this random guy in the 19th century totally talked to God, he just did, ok? or however the golden plates are transcribed) and where Charlie Kirk died. Utah has a lot of mountains and Salt Lake City is considered to be the best city to live in the US. Utah pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Vermont - Vermont is California without its good qualities, so automatically the worst state. Used to be the most gun-friendly state, but was cucked by a commie named Bernie Sanders. Apart from that it’s also one of the most whitest states, so it’s safe at least. The most democrat voting state in the US.
• Virginia - Where Chris Chan lives. It is the oldest of the original 13 colonies and where people like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson came from. Virginia is a very bipolar state, as northern Virginia near DC has a lot of fed headquarters while southern Virgina has a lot of rednecks. Virgina used to be a Republican state before turning Democrat in the 2000s.
• Washington - Washington is named after George Washington and has Starbucks. Seattle is not far from Vancouver, Canada and is also full of druggies and anarchists who created CHAZ. Washington pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• West Virginia - West Virginia is a total coal state. Literally fortunately. One of the poorest states and it is mostly littered with ghost towns. West Virginia pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Wisconsin - Wisconsin is where cheese comes from. Also was home to DNB of a car manufacturer AMC and Fast food company Culvers. It used to be a Democrat state, but has recently become more of a swing state.
• Wyoming - There's nothing Buffalo Bill's legacy in Wyoming, also Yellowstone. The state is shaped exactly like a square. This state is the least populated out of any other and it is highly SNCA. This is also the most Republican voting state.
• District of Columbia (aka Washington, D.C.) - FEDS! The planned capital city of the US where the White House is and shit. It's not a state but a "Federal District", it doesn't have representation in Congress but they can vote for the president. Leftoids want to turn it into a state to arbitrarily gain 2 safe Democrat senators for heckin' REPRESENTATION, even though it would have less than 67 square miles of land and only 700,000 people. The current mayor is Bowser BTW which is just so frickin cyberpunk and cool.

There's also some SNCA places called "territories" that are part of the US but aren't full states

• Puerto Rico - The most well known of the territories, Caribbean spics that invented Reggaeton.
• US Virgin Islands - It's where the Epstein island is located, pedonigger place.
• Guam - Random island in the pacific, best known for being the island where Ferdinand Magellan's ships were stolen. They speak their own native language called Chamorro.
• Northern Mariana Islands - Guam but even more snca. Named after the Mariana trench, the deepest trench in the ocean.
• American Samoa - It's right next to the actual Samoa.

Soon to include Puerto Rico, Canada (13 states), and Mexico (31 states) for a grand total of 95 states.

See also

Amerimutt (click this if youre an obsessed faggot)

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