Squirreljak

NIGGA THIS PAGE IS NUTS!The contents of this page will be rich in nuts nigga!
Consider sneeding so others can share.

This page is nuts, nigga!.

>say the line squirreljak

Nigga I'm Nuts, tagged on the booru as trend:squirreljakking or subvariant:feralsquirrel, is a trend in which soyjak variants are depicted as squirrels, of which the most common is Feraljak.

Squirreljak was a rollable name on soyjak.party.

Beaver

Beaver was a short-lived variant used in soyduels.^[2]

History

The presence of Squirreljaks can be traced to August 22, 2021 when post 4920999 on kway was a low-quality image of the aforementioned rodent with the caption “don’t touch my nuts”.

Nutwave

Nutwave is an A24, slowburn, cheap-jumpscare-free, bone-chilling genre of music inspired by chipmunk song parodies. It is defined by its squeaky voice and sped up tempo.

You can listen to some of these nut-wrenching songs here on the wiki:

Alabama Nigger
Banned young
Cobbo
David Thoughie Cobman
I used to rule the world
King of Coaljak Posters
Sharty boi
That's nuts

California FM

California FM is a famous radio station stationed somewhere in San Joaquin County, California. The host of the radio is Tommy Nutterson. Known for his racist stance towards British grey squirrels, he is often on the receiving end of a bombardment of calls from leaky grey squirrels. Some spread the rumour he raped grey squirrel women, but Snopes has yet to fact-check this.

Tommy Nutterson
Tommy Nutterson (left) and Ronnie McNutt (right)
Tommy Nutterson and Ronnie McNutt talking about almond and walnut prices and the British isle's grey problem.