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Sidson (also known as Sidjak) is a forced Soyjak variant created by oldfag gegbull and known grandma molester[1] Bryan Truong Pham (also known as Vinluv Anton Handesbukia) as the "superior spiritual successor" to Cobson, using Russel Crowe as Sid 6.7 from Virtuosity as a replacement for Jobe Smith from The Lawnmower Man.
The creator of this variant nobody uses is so obsessed with it that he made an entire splinter dedicated to it after getting banned from the sharty. Probably the only reason anyone cares about it is because it has somehow outlived jakparty.soy. In an ironic twist, Vinluv turned out to be an even scarier pedophile than most jartycucks.
Reception[edit | edit source]
Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of The Lawnmower Man, Sidson has received mixed reviews, with the majority of it expressing negativity and confusion. Despite the criticism Vinluv continued to force it until it finally got a tag on SuBooru[2] which was promptly hidden, spurring talks of #Vathgate once more.
Vinluv controversy[edit | edit source]
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Since 2025, there have been many horrifying discoveries about Vinluv, the creator of this variant. Kiwicucks discovered his secret Xitter account where he goons to fat furry inflation, though sometimes he forces that fetish even on his mains. He also has a Pixiv account where he follows 'p artists. Typical tranny namefag behavior, but he went a step further and molested his dementia-ridden grandma on stream while sucking on her toes. He also eats shit and drinks piss (literally). As a cherry on top, he argues with his parents about having no job or friends, which cements his image as a no-life loser. Before most of this happened, he had been in many soycords such as QAfe, and was friends with notable 'cordniggers such as DTC and even Zuken, being in the latter's server, proof that he has always been a degenerate, and is currently in a discord containing minors he recruited from twitter and instagram where he shares his furry inflation art.[1]
Overall, Vinluv turned out to be a mentally unhinged asian shitskin horrorbvll on par with Chris Chan and you should be cautious if you want to shill Sidson. Is this really who you want to associate with?
Sid as a Means of Revolution[edit | edit source]
Sid's polarizing nature makes the variant prime fodder for Soyvil War shenanigans, and also as a battlecry against Soot and Kuz's radical decisions. Sid is also used as a mascot for #VATHgate protests, symbolizing a coming age of 'jakking, led by Vinluvian forces.
SidsonSPEAKS[edit | edit source]
SidsonSPEAKS, often abbreviated as 'Speaks or even Sidson by fans,was the Sidty's answer to CobsonTALKS, though instead of the 'ber being a generic 'Jak like 'Talks, 'Speaks was an original character in the Sidosphere as identified by his blockier design and red tie. Originally created by former Soyteen and disgraced Sidteen, a Latinx EPI furtroon VRChat fanatic named "DTC" or "Daniel", the character was given direct blessings and approval from the 'Luv himself, who openly expressed his love of franchising the Sidty out to projects like Vtubing in order to broaden reach. As 'Speaks,Daniel/DTC did the normal VTuber fare, practicing and playing his drum set,explaining Vinlore,even creating custom Roblox models and deisgns based on the 'Speaks brand. Vinny and Co. loved the character so much they decided to give him his own /Speaks/ board to update sidtyzens of his updates.
However, while 'Speaks did gain popularity (xheir xitter was screenshotted by BlueFolf as a prime example of bullied directed towards the poop plate Poindexter) the person behind the character,DTC/Daniel, was very controversial. Originally an enemy of the Sidty,he sent his furtroon goons to raid Sidcity with furry porn edited with sidson's mug slapped on. However,after Luvverton's jannies swept the act up, Daniel apologized and begged for forgiveness. Feeling pity (and seeing a vulnerable sucker to gyp free art off of) allowed him into the Sidosphere and even brought him into the Sidty's mod team. However oldsiddysissyGODS were still warry of DTC,due to his volitile personality and furry VRChat obessions. These fears were proven right when in March 2025 'Speaks crashed out over Vinnyblud forbidding him from Namefagging outside of 'speaks,leading into the first Sidty Sidvil war in which DTC's janny privileges were provoked and while allowed to portray the 'Speaks character,was not allowed to continue officially associating with the Sidty due to his emotional mood swings,open furry goonery,and habit of chuddily Fedposting. 'Speaks responded by DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING without an archive,cursing the 'Luv out,and repeatedly attempting and failing to 'Ox ol' Chinky Grin Vinnerton (even raiding this very 'ki in a desperate attempt to enact revenge on the Rogudean raving yellow Pot 'O Greed himself). Overall Daniel and the 'Speaks character remain contentious and infamous within the Sidosphere, with followers fondly remembering Xheir streams whole others use Xhem as a cautionary tale of Vinluv's attention seeking personality causing him to associate with the wrong crowd.
Hid Sids[edit | edit source]
When jannies began deleting Vinluv's posts for NAS spam, Vinluv started hiding Sidjaks into regular soyjaks in hopes of Sidjak being accidentally reposted and saved, spreading against the janny's will.
Relation to other 'sons[edit | edit source]
The Variant "Sidson" is separated even further from other 'sons. Being a specific pastiche and sequel to Cobson, it's aesthetic similarities to the original gemerald (bared, singular row of teeth, detailed whites, and pupils in eyes) are purely convergent in evolution as the "Sid"-prefix is named entirely from the character of it's namesake (SID 6.7). Thoughever, most 'jakkers simply title it "Sidjak" either because of misunderstanding, simplicity, or an attempt to separate it from other 'sons. Vinluv, it's original creator, still stands besides the use of "Sidson" or "Sidjak", with the naming controversy still confusing many Siddish posters to this day.
Not to be confused with Mameson (forced splinter brimstone). Flartson (mere coal), and DEFINITELY not to be confused with ███████.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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The original inspiration -
Siddle me this? -
They may take our threads, but they'll never take away our IDs -
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The Final Sid-lution (BLUD PREDICTED 67💀) -
In a sharty, there is a shaky truce between those who rule the boards, and those who rule everything.
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