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Nordic Chad
Nordic Chad, formerly Nordic Gamer, is a chad commonly associated with wojaks and was created as a depiction of gamers, but now turned into a forced meme because of his usage by commietroons (or any politickikes in general, actually), Xitter users and Redditards. His association with soyjaks is from a common meme template of Crying Soyjak on the left and him on the right being unbothered, known by faggots as "Nice try but I portrayed myself as the Chad and you as the Crying Soyboy".
Due to his inherently soyish nature, with the name "Nordic Gamer" being bestowed upon him, he can never be a gigachad. He bears a slight resemblance to PewDiePie.
Lore >Oh my heckin fanfictionerino[edit | edit source]
Chad Gamersen was born on June 1st, 1988, to a Norwegian-American mother in San Francisco. His father's identity is uncertain because she got fucked by many. From a young age, he was infatuated with gaymes. He was first exposed to gaymes when one of his mom's boyfriends (also Norwegian) bought him a Nintendo Entertainment System with Mario on it. Ever since, he would save up as much money as he could to consoom the next vidya that would come out. At the age of 13, he would find his first W goon when he snuck a copy Duke Nukem 3D into his room and began playing it. As soon as he saw one of the naked women, he stopped playing the game and fixed his eyes on xer, while jerking off. Ever since this experience, he has been gooning everyday. As he grew up, gaymes started to get more and more sexually explicit, so he started gooning more and more. Because of his addiction to gooning and gayming, his grades suffered in school and he couldn't get accepted at any college, so he was forced to work a dead-end job at McDonald's.
When he turned 26, it was the height of GamerGate, and many feminists were advocating for the removal of sexualized depictions of women from games. When Chad realized that feminists wanted to take away his W goons, he became outspoken against them, and began using /pol/. Once, he posted a picture of his side profile on the board, to high praise, with the /pol/ population likening him to a chad, seemingly oblivious to the degenerate acts he partakes in during his free time. This picture of him began to be used by /pol/cucks, and soon the rest of the internet, to portray people they like as chads. To this day, he still lives with his mother and works at McDonald's, wasting every last cent he makes on Mountain Dew, Doritos, and vidya gaymes. He mainly plays softcore porn games that come from the Far East, because the fuggen feminists couldn't get those games. He also likes femboys and often dresses up as one to please his online friends on Discord. One day, when Chad routinely dressed up as a femboy again and posted an image of it to his 'cord, one of his friends became particularly fixated on him: so much so, in fact, that he spent months trying to track Chad down and pin his location. When he finally located Chad's living quarters, he drove there and, while Chad and his parents were asleep, broke into the home, snuck into Chad's bedroom, and raped him. The next day, Chad would proclaim to everyone, including his mother, his employers and customers at McDonald's, everyone he passed on his way to and from work, and the entire /soy/ catalog, "I was raped yesterday."
Gamersen harbors an intense hatred for Gigachad, who is a regular customer of the McDonald's at which he works, claiming that he will never be a chad. This hatred likely stems from jealousy, as well as the fact that Gigachad is vehemently in support of video game censorship and anti-porn laws, essentially wanting to take away Gamersen's W goons. He has even prepared a 'toss that depicts Gigachad as a Soyboy Woahjack and himself as a chad, which he spams whenever he sees someone posting Gigachad on /pol/.
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