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* incomprehensible wojack(sic)|origin= [[int/|/int/,]] [[4chan]] <small>(30 December 2017)</small><ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861</ref></div>|booru_posts={{boorusearch|variant:soyak|display=14562}} <small>As of December 12, 2025</small>|traced_from=[[Wojak]]}} | * incomprehensible wojack(sic)|origin= [[int/|/int/,]] [[4chan]] <small>(30 December 2017)</small><ref name="soy">https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861</ref></div>|booru_posts={{boorusearch|variant:soyak|display=14562}} <small>As of December 12, 2025</small>|traced_from=[[Wojak]]}} | ||
'''Soyjak''', also known as '''soyak''' or '''soijak''', is a high quality, untraced, well drawn edit of the [[Wojak]] face as a [[soy boy]] woahjack. He is [[best known for]] his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy. He's also the gem that started it all. | '''Soyjak''', also known as '''soyak''' or '''soijak''', is a high quality, untraced, well drawn edit of the [[Wojak]] face as a [[soy boy]] woahjack. He is [[best known for]] his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy. He's also the gem that started it all. | ||
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== Origin == | == Origin == | ||
<blockquote href="soy boy"><i>Main article: [[Origin of soyjak|Origin of Soyjak]]</i></blockquote>Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to [[Int/|/int/]] by [[The Swede (Artist)|The Swede]] on December 30, 2017.<ref> | <blockquote href="soy boy"><i>Main article: [[Origin of soyjak|Origin of Soyjak]]</i></blockquote>Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to [[Int/|/int/]] by [[The Swede (Artist)|The Swede]] on December 30, 2017.<ref name="soy"></ref> ([[Impish Soyak Ears|swedish win]] btw) | ||
[[File:Soyak_original.png|thumb|227x227px|The "original" soyjak image.]] | [[File:Soyak_original.png|thumb|227x227px|The "original" soyjak image.]] | ||
On September 1, 2021, [[Soyical Arts|Soyjak historians]] on [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref> | On September 1, 2021, [[Soyical Arts|Soyjak historians]] on [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref> | ||
Revision as of 17:10, 30 December 2025
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Soyjak, also known as soyak or soijak, is a high quality, untraced, well drawn edit of the Wojak face as a soy boy woahjack. He is best known for his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy. He's also the gem that started it all.
Since February 2025, he is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party as "Soyak."
Origin
Main article: Origin of Soyjak
Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to /int/ by The Swede on December 30, 2017.[1] (swedish win btw)
On September 1, 2021, Soyjak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.[2]
As of 2026, research into this topic is still ongoing.
Early life (>I heckin love fanfiction!!!111)
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California to a Swedish immigrant mother and a Polish immigrant father. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg, washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
He graduated from UC, Berkeley with a computer science degree and now works at Apple.
Likes
- Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo in general
- Capeshit
- His mixed race son (Jerome and his wife's child)
- Meds
- Bugs
- Living in a sealed pod
- Wearing masks
- Thanos memes
- Soylent
- Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
- Palestine (hates yisrael)
- The Science (even doe he can barely understand it EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SCIENCE HAS DEBOONKED CHUDDIES or however the bugs are eaten)
- Brands that support BLM and trans rights
- Progressive Democracies
- Klaus Schwab(rest in power!!!) and his other WEF overlords
Twitter(twitter is ran by a heckin fascist associated with the orange man!)- Bluesky
- Breakfast For Dinner
- Hot sauce collections
- Bone-chilling slow burns
- His Funko Pop collection
- Sour Candy
- Optimistic nihilism
- Whatever the image poster doesn't like
- Apple/Products from Apple
- Ukraine
- Neoliberalism
- 90s games
- Comic books
- Antinatalism (unless its wholesome r/bipoc kids)
- Taking his wife’s last name
Dislikes
- Actual Hard Sciences
- 4chan
- Chuds
- Bloodmouths
- Exercising
- Homemade meals
- Rural people (except asian soy farmers)
- Shaving
- Israel
- soyjak.party (
- Transphobia
- Toxic masculinity
- People with negative Reddit karma
- Jumpscares
- Science deniers and questioners
- Whatever the image poster likes
- Critical thinking (requires Ibuprofen and Xanax)
- Being called a cuck
- Work
- Zoomers
- AI art
