Hunky Twink Sex Machine/Readable Version
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Hunky Twink Sex Machine is a forced meme?
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Hunky Twink Sex Machine is coal.
This page, ironically, is a gem.
Hunky Twink Sex Machine/Readable Version smells like bait.| Hunky Twink Sex Machine | |
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| Alicia subvariant | |
| Origin | Unknown (probably from the jarty) |
| Oldest post | /soy/ (jakparty.soy), 27 of October 2023[1] |
| SoyBooru posts |  432 As of November 27, 2025 |
| Based on | Alicia |
Hunky Twinky Sex Machine, also known as HTSM or Shenequa 2.0 is a soyjak subvariant that was forced by 0chan and swinnycucks that is used to criticize nusois and soycucks in general. The oldest record of xhim is on the jarty in October 27 of 2023, and a epi thread where a Jartycuck fantasizes about being 'aped by bbc. He is derived from a blank variant of Alicia and is depicted as a nigga blushing, wearing Nate’s clothes and also wearing a wig of Nate’s blonde hair. He can be considered a slopjak due to his appearance and usage.
He can appear in arrowposts and quoting to depict the nusois as being brown, fat, and never saying nothing except for ebonics and sharty slang. In the posts he goes on and does shit like blaming sharty boogeymen (4chan, jarty, discord, trannies, gooning, etc), saying that having fun is bad because its the jarty, and arguing about the morality of the interwebs.
Since August 7, 2025, Hunky Twink Sex Machine/Readable Version is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party.
How to Post Hunky Twink Sex Machine[edit | edit source]
- Add some of the speech used to quote lefties such as "is le bed" and "hecking".
- Respell words to resemble the pronunciation of African-American Vernacular English.
- It is non rhotic, which means R is not pronounced proceeding vowels: are - ah | sharty - shahty | discord - discode | your - yo | wheather - weda.
- -ing pronounced -in: hecking - heckin
- o as in top pronounced ah: troonslop - troonslahp
- a as in cat is pronounced eh: having - hevin | can - ken | bad - bed | ban - ben | jannies - jennies.
- common words are shortened and simplified: my - ma | about to - bouta | im gonna - ima
- th as in "this" pronounced d: this - dis | they - dey | with - wid
dus "stop having fun with hecking troonslop, it makes my clitty leak, jannies ban them" turns into "stahp hevin fun wid heckin troonslahp, it makes ma clitty leak, jennies ben dem"
Common HTSM Posting Tropes[edit | edit source]
- Discord ('der cord)
- The Jarty (the jarty)
- The Swinny (the swine)
- Troonslop
- Foodists
- Clitty leaking
- Spanking
- Doxing
- Doctos
- 'p
- BBC
- Soytan
- Neutralplier SNCA blogposting
4chan HTSMs[edit | edit source]
The 'cuck has their own equivalent of HTSMs, it is said that the sharty to 4chan is what the jarty is to the sharty. Therefore you'll see schizos often call out the sharty on there. The Sharty is such a boogeyman on 4chan that the website gets mentioned almost hourily on desuarchive and arch.b4k.dev.
>The fuggen sherdee must be stopped fuggen sherdee
Controversy[edit | edit source]
Throughout soystory, the 'Party had been raided by hostile, offsite communities such as splinters, soycords or foodists, who would either spam their shitty variant or something far worse. When these groups were unmasked, they were either splinters, soycords or foodists, and were rightfully driven out of the soysphere. This still happens today, but unlike then, these same groups now have a tool to shield themselves from any accusations and not get banned. They can do the exact same shit they did years ago, but upon the mere suggestion that they are from a splinter, soycord, or foodist group, they can simply call you a fun-hating discord-obsessed fat nigger. >EEZ DA MUHFUGGIN JERDEE CORD FOODISZ MAYNE This usage has resulted in many soyteens hating the variant.
HTSMGram is real?[edit | edit source]
On October 20th, 2025, during the aftermath of the Third Great Soysurgency, a pedophilic Russian / Ukrainian altchan, referred to as either "HTSMgram" and "HTSMcord", was discovered to be allegedly behind some of the HTSM spam. Two threads were made on this altchan, which caused many vatniggers / hohols to sneed.
NuHTSM Posters[edit | edit source]
The HTSM meme got quickly diluted due to nusois getting over their mass clitty leakage over it, and starting to post it. Nowadays you WILL get HTSMquoted for being against furfags porn and fetishes or even for criticizing jannies and the administration[2]. Many oldfags and midfags have also stated that the only people posting HTSM are nusois due to it being brown and a generic boogeyman soyjak, something oldfags and early midfags avoid. This has led many 'teens to consider HTSM as dust.
Also, a SNCA difference between old HTSM posters and nuHTSM posters: old HTSM posters say «jerdee» and «sherdee», so nuHTSM posters say jardee» and «shardee».
Name Origins[edit | edit source]
The name "hunky twink sex machine" is a lowbrow joke, it's basically saying that a brown nate is a buff hunky faggot who fucks femboys.
HTSM was given it's name through a descriptive filename tranny n shieet,[it just is, ok?] The original name was simply "brown alicia nate".
Lore[edit | edit source]
Harold Thomas Simon Mathew was born on 1/6/2005. He was born in a dysfunctional family and was heavily bullied in school because of his autistic babble. However, everything changed when (thanks to his cousin Nate) he discovered the Sharty and it was his only escape from his reality. Even Nate thinks that Harold is obsessed with the Sharty and doesn't want to get near him in real life, since he also promotes faggotry on the website btw if that matters.
Since his name was so fucking weird everyone at school abbreviates it to HTSM, and some bully started to call him "Hunky Twink Sex Machine," which made HTSM get mad and start to call him a "'cord troon on me school teachers please ban him my clitty is leaking." He has a raging hatred for Nate's friend Kasumi Rhinehart and tried to get xher doxed on the Sharty by calling the personal army but failed because nobody wanted to do shit geg.
He is now gymmaxxing.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Main article: Gallery of HTSMs
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(You) are angry like this. -
Sprunki. -
Furnigger. -
LAUGHING STOCK OF THE INTERNET AWARD -
(You also look like this.
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(You) sing like this.
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You're the Führer of the sharty.
Citations
- ↑ https://archive.ph/vMDmv
- ↑ What HTSM is also designed to making fun of is the retarded janny/admin worship. This made jannies, administration and sharty patriots leak and now they're trying to use HTSM on people who criticize them. fuggen jerdee
