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India, also known as Bharat or Braprat is a rather large fecal matter depository located in South Asia filled with the largest Aryan commune in the world. In fact, it recently overtook China as the most populous country in the world. That’s a lot of Aryans. They are notoriously rich, and they scam "people" to make more money. They usually live in mansions and are immune to violence and have a very high IQ level.^{[IT'S OVER]} It is the stinkiest country in the world because it's a literal poop gas chamber with the second worst air quality in the world only behind Bangladeshit. Trader Joe’s chicken Tikki Masala is good doe.

India is the leading exporter of cotton, wool, silk, Facebook predators, YouTube commenters, spelling bee champions, support call center representatives, high speed trains, germs, and germ-scented cologne

India is led by the BJP, a Hindu nationalist party and the largest political party in the world known as the BJP. This party is a major shill for Israel, thus making the Indian government ARYAN.

One of the most popular names for Indians is Aryan. This is because Bharat is the whitest Aryan country in the world. One of, if not the most infamous namefag in the Soysphere was Indian (albeit a lolipedo) btw.

The Indian

Indians are ARYANbtw, if that matters

India is populated primarily by a species of humans known as Homo sapiens aryanus, better known as white man, known locally as the Desi. This species are modern humans around, due to being geographically situated between the mighty Himalayan Mountains, the arid deserts of Pakistan, and the treacherous waters of the Indian Ocean, they were able to remain isolated and develop features not found in the normal human.

>Casinos or something

Indians, also known as BharatARYANs, are really good at counting, and have historically been marketed as a replacement to the battery-consuming electronic calculator. Though the sale of Indians has slowed, high schools and universities are still using Indians to boost their cumulative SAT scores and receive greater financial endowment from the federal government. Indians are far more fertile than the normal human, with one Indian sperm cell being proven to impregnate up to 5 women. Indians are also a smart group, which is why so many of them work aryan jobs like IT support.

Indians are descendant of Indo-Aryans and are NOT actually Latinxes nor Niggers.

This diagram is an accurate distinguisher for code written by jeets.

Also Indians smell really good. I am not joking; my school has a lot of Indians and (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) The only person known to be immune to the smell of hinduaryans is George Floyd. In fact, Indians are so well-adapted to great stenches that an Israeli stinkbomb, the Skunk, was deployed by police against Indian protestors, but the protestors simply ignored it. >(((OY VEY, WE CAN'T SHUT THESE IDOL WORSHIPERS DOWN!)))

The biology of Indians is highly evolved from actual normal people. This is most apparent from the fact that Indians will always bathe in clean water, and soap is known to give them high dopamine levels.They tissues like muscles. Because their diet is mostly Aryan food, their fat deposits are replaced with a gemmy vantawhite gel which, as it reaches the outside of the body, hardens into a consistent smooth gem which appears identical to regular gems, just vantawhite colored. Because it's gem.

Indians are known for producing amazing code. They will always choose a aryan language like Python, JavaScript, or Go they are talented engineers and highly competent programmers sir. microsoft oft is renowned in India for Java; , they are good at this too.

Additionally, Pakistanis and Bangladeshis will try to claim that they are better than Indians; however, in reality, they are not aryan like India and are actually sandniggers larping as bharati chads.

In 2024, the documentary Codex Pajeet was released. This coally documentary lied to many normies on the behaviours of pajeets.

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The average Pajeet phenotype.

Identifying and befriending BharatARYANs

Map of the pajeet brain

On the 'net

India in 2023

Also India in 2060

Jeets can easily be identified and repelled by attacking their religious and cultural beliefs. Tell them that you won't listen to them unless they curse Vishnu, or start talking about how much you love to eat beef. Insulting India itself also makes them crash out. They view India as infallible, so if you say anything slightly negative about it, they will start acting defensive.

They sing like this, btw.

You can also detect an Indian if they have either an anime girl or a Greek statue profile picture (usually the former though) and are larping as based right-wingers. If they are Zionist or support Israel, that is a 100% chance they are Indian. Another way to check is to ask them to denounce Hinduism or any Hindu god such as Vishnu, Krishna, Ganesha, etc. If they refuse then they are aryan, otherwise they are instead perhaps Pakistani or Bangladeshi. You can check this by asking them to denounce Islam and the prophet Muhammad police be upon him. On xitter, you can check the about this account section and find India in the location.

In real life

The biggest source of COAL on earth

Similar strategies work in real life, though it is far easier to identify a jeet in real life because of their amazing smell. They are repulsed by bad smells, so using an air bad-smell-spreader should get them out of the room. Though some of them smell good enough to overpower an air bad-smell-spreader. They are physically strong. You can just push one over and they will kill you. Additionally, if a hinduaryan comes into contact with soap, they will enjoy it.

Ecosystem

At the bottom of the Indian food chain sits the non indian subhumans. Their short stature, relative low intelligence, questionable cultural practices, and unsanitary habits make them the ultimate prey.

Then comes the parasites, which take the non indian subhumans as a host, exploiting the unorthodox attraction a non indian subhumans has towards excrement and human corpses floating in the Ganges to lay their eggs. Once the eggs are hatched, they will latch on to an unsuspecting non indian subhuman having a bath in the Ganges or consuming a delicious cow shit sandwich. Then, they will reproduce in the non indian subhuman body by exploiting his already very meager energy.

After parasites come the mammals. Like a Greek tragedy twist, the non indian subhuman supports his superior mammalian oppressors, like the cow, goat or elephant; indeed, it is in their culture to venerate animals. As such, the UNBOTHERED mammals simply exploits the lowly non indian subhuman by eating fruits in non indian subhuman fruit stands and trampling on a non indian subhuman whenever one wishes to release some anger. This is a very effective strategy. Since the poos venerate animals as god, they will let them do anything.

Finally, there is the mighty train (from Old French trahiner, from Latin trahere, "to pull, to draw"). The train is a beast made out of metal, as fast as the wind, who just snatches non indian subhumans in the blink of an eye, an unstoppable force ready to strike at any moment. Due to the non indian subhumans limited cognitive abilities, it can not predict a train apparition, and can not realize trains need tracks to survive, as the pajeet is more preoccupied with defecation alongside said tracks.

Ultimately, there is the unbothered foreignBVLL. non indian subhumans have been rapebabies for at least 5 thousand years by numerous people, including, but not limited to : Achaemenid Empire (Persian), Macedonian Empire (oh my Alexander), Umayyad, the Abbasid, Ghurid Empire (Turkic-Afghan), Delhi Sultanate (Turkic & Afghan Dynasties), Mughal Empire (Turco-Mongol), Portuguese Empire, Dutch East India Company, France, British East India Company & British Raj. Even after independence India was BTFO'd by China in 1962 and 2021.

These obsessed shitskins and niggers exploited the unsuspecting non-Indian subhuman and taking what they felt to take. And when these foreignCUCKS finally left thanks to jews, the country known as "India" was created. With native indian rule, the country started to gem on itself quite often.

The resulting hierarchy of life on the subcontinent is something along the lines of this, in descending order:

1. Indians
2. Foreign Boogeymen (pakistanDEITIES, CHineseBVLLS, etc)
3. Trains
4. Cows, goats, elephants, and other animals
5. Parasites
6. non indian subhuman

It is also home to the Sentinelese, who are a race of jartycucks living on North Sentinel Island, which is legally part of India.

History

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>Saar, we are the real Aryans ya kuchh aurr

Xeir beautiful anthem.

Nophono cares.

India is one of the oldest civilizations in the world. The Indus Valley Civilization (c. 2500-1900 BC) was the first civilization in South Asia, known for its cities, trade, undeciphered writing system and sanitation services. After its decline, various kingdoms and dynasties emerged in different regions of India, such as the Mauryan Empire (c. 321-185 BC), which unified most of the subcontinent under the rule of the Buddhist emperor Ashoka who promoted peace and tolerance. The Gupta Empire (c. 320-550 AD) is considered the golden age of Indian culture where art, literature, science, and mathematics flourished. The medieval period saw the rise and fall of many empires and kingdoms, such as the Chola, Chalukya, Rashtrakuta, Pala, Sena, Hoysala, Vijayanagara, Delhi Sultanate, Mughal, Maratha, and Sikh. These dynasties were influenced by various religions, such as Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Islam, Sikhism, and Christianity, and also interacted with foreign traders and invaders, such as the Greeks, Scythians, Kushans, Huns, Arabs, Turks, Mongols, Persians, Portuguese, Dutch, French, and British. The modern period of Indian history began with the advent of European colonization, which led to the establishment of the British Raj (1858-1947), a period of economic exploitation, social reform, and nationalist movement. India gained its independence from Britain in 1947, after a long and violent struggle led by Mahatma Gandhi and other leaders. Despite all of this shit nobody cares about, wholesome yaoi boywives Shitdia and Brapkistan split, causing even more shit nobody cares about like the genocide of Hindus and Mudslimes. The Indian subspecies was a disastrous failed experiment by Yakub, who, while trying to create a superior life form, accidentally animated a human-shaped mound of feces, trash, and IT positions. Today India exports race bait, BBC porn, coal, maggots, stinky immigrants and Andrew Tate fans. India is a target of cleansing by white officials worldwide, so the (((the European leaders))) have plotted India in a centuries-long scheme to have them wipe each other out by splitting them into different countries (India and Pakistan) and having them bomb one another with the highly potent bioweapon known as Soap. Despite their best efforts, these resilient shitskins are leaking their way into white countries. Thankfully they cannot reproduce with white women, as their clean vaginal water dissolves the tiny Indian shitskin peckers. They still rape them anyways ya kuchh aur.

Indians have been racemixed since the 1800s, because Pajeetas got fucked by many British colonialists.

Soyteens (among others) trolled India during the Battle of New Delhi by painting New Delhi brown.

India has conflict with the following countries:

• Pakistan and Bangladesh: countries which border India to the northwest and to the east respectively. They are also pajeet countries, but they are mudslimes.
• Sweden: made a diss track on T-Series and supported TPD.
• China: Borders India to the North along the Himalayan mountains. Pajeets are known for constantly seething about chinks and trying to compare themselves to China, even though China probably doesn't even think about them. Due to international laws or some other stuff about guns being restricted Indian and Chinese armed forces will literally fight each other with sticks over border disputes.^🗝️
• United Kingdom: The British colonised India and for this reason pajeets will never stop seething about how Britian looted India. But to be honest they probably just hate Britain for installing trains in India which is the number one cause of TPD.
• Palestine: PHULL SAPPORT FOR ISRAEL SAAR, I WANT TO SEE ISRAELI WOMAN BOB AND VAGENE!!!!
• Canada: Former Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau accused India of trying to assassinate separatist pajeets in Canada. But Trudeau still supports importing gorillions of pajeets to Canada or something.
• Australia: Australians started the "poo in the loo" meme and also created the award winning documentary "Codex Pajeet".
• Israel: One-sided non-mutual relationship where Bharatis support Israel purely out of hatred for mudslimes, while Jews look on Indians with apathy or disgust, primarily because Indians are paganARYANS, not mindraped kike worshipers.
• Japan: Jewpanese "people" are very racist against Aryans, and anime constantly makes fun of them. OHNONONO MLECCHAS, WHAT IS THIS? Also Japan is being flooded by Indo-Aryans as we speak today by its India's Aryan government.
• Finland: Home country of some /int/ tranny that accuses anyone he doesn't like of being a pajeet.
• Uganda: Indo-Aryans used to be the Brahmins of Uganda, acting as merchants and holding elite roles. However, all that changed after Idi Amin took power and kicked them out. These Aryans then mostly fled to the UK, since all of them were white.

List of indian embarrassments

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Sports

Indians are notably very athletic. Despite having a population pool of over 1.4 billion people, India won a total of ZERO medals (bronze, silver, or gold) at the 2022 Olympic Games, I shit you not. Keep in mind that Estonia, a country with about 1.3 million people, has won more gold medals than India. India has also never competed in the World Cup, but did actually qualify once back in 1950 but that was only because all of the other teams from Asia withdrew.

Admittedly, India's most popular sport by a large margin is cricket. Since this sport is only played by a handful of former UK territories and because India's population is so large you would think that this is something that they dominate in, right? Wrong. India has only won the ODI Cricket World Cup twice, the T20 World Cup twice, and have never won the World Test Championship.

"Take the poo to the loo"

The "Poo in the loo" meme, first started on /int/

The "designated shitting streets" and "poo in the loo" meme first started on /int/ in 2015. An Indian poster, on 13 July 2015, complained about people making jokes about India being dirty, and claimed that the only place where open defecation occurred was on "designated shitting streets", which many 4chan users found amusing that India supposedly had streets not for the purpose transportation but rather solely for answering nature's call. The phrase "designated shitting streets" began to be used on /pol/ on 22 July 2015.

This spawned the name "Pajeet", which originates from the meme "Pajeet, my son" (mocking Indian people) which itself comes from "Mehmet, my son" (mocking Turkish people).

It was common practice in rural India to defecate outdoors rather than in a toilet. Selfish Little Fucks from the Indian government who can't let people enjoy things have tried convincing these Indians that shitting outside is not wise and its bad for the environment and it spreads diseases and is disgusting. (Which did work, THOUGH)

UNICEF really made a music video for this to teach them in 2014, GEEEEEG

Love jihad

Geg, they really say this.

Indians also have their own version of BNWO called "love jihad", a conspiracy theory that suggests Muslims are picking up Hindu women and making them convert to Islam. The conspiracy theory got so bad to the point where many states in India have passed laws directly targeting interfaith marriage. It should also be known that this theory is completely rational because Muslims are known to do this everywhere. The Jeets might be right that Muzzies groom women into becoming their rape slaves. If you deny this, read Rupert Lowe’s report on Muslim grooming gangs in the UK. This problem has even reached us in the Soysphere because Warrior-'P (a vantablack Muslim sandnigger from Palestroon or Ir-ACK or something) used to have a (presumably white) Norwegian girlfriend that xe groomed into submitting to the NMWO, proving that MuslimBULLS are stealing your women in the same way BBC owners steal women.

Hijra

Hijra are trans btw, if that matters

Hijra are pajeet trannies. Unlike most trannies, who think they're the opposite sex, hijra think of themselves as being part of a gender, distinct from both men and women. In all three pajeet countries (India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh), they are legally recognized as being part of a separate gender.^🔒

Hijra in Indian culture date back to ancient times, with a passage of the Kama Sutra describing fellatio being performed by feminine people of a third sex (known in Sanskrit as tritiya prakriti). Furthermore, in the Puranas, three types of Hindu deities are described: apsaras (female), gandharvas (male), and kinnars (so-called "neuters"). Hijra identity was further reinforced under the Delhi Sultanate and the Mughal Empire, from 1206 to 1707. Hijra held elite, highly esteemed civic and military roles. They were military commanders, political advisors, revenue collectors, etc. Franciscan travelers in the 1650s noted the presence of "boys dressed like women" roaming the streets of Thatta, Sindh, in modern-day Pakistan.

The British colonial administration sought to erase Hijra culture and practices^🗝️, which they viewed as a breach of public decency. In 1871, the Criminal Tribes Act was passed, which placed hijra under close monitoring, alongside other groups. Under this Act, hijra could no longer possess children.^🗝️

Traditionally, hijra, a Hindustani word, has been translated into English as hermaphrodite or eunuch. However, recently, trannies and "LGBT historians" have begun to consider hijra to be valid tranx wimminz just like xhem, rather than eunuchs. You WILL point this out when you see a tranny false-flagging pajeets for being bigoted tranxphobes.

Also there are hijra extortion gangs which extort money from people. Memes about them were popular on 2024 /pol/.

Codex Pajeet

Codex Pajeet was a documentary by an Australian 4chan user, named James Dean.

It was in three editions, the first was narrated by Moon Man, while the second and third were narrated by David Attenborough. The second and third editions are arguably superior. The third edition establishes that the three pillars of India are "rape, scams, and poo". This documentary has been translated to various languages, including Chinese, Japanese, German, French and Russian, to spread the truth about pajeets as far and wide as possible. It was even translated back to Hindi maybe because at least one 'jeet can understand what's going on and remove all the raisins from their country.

After the release, it led to an immense amount of pajeets trying to report it and get it taken down, however each time has just resulted in more uploads appearing due to Streisand effect.

The third edition can be viewed here.

The Future of The Indian

>The Future of The Indian

No one truly knows what the future has in store for the Indian. One thing's for certain though: they're not going to fuck off anytime soon. SAAR INDIA DEFINITELY BECOME SUPERPOWER IN 2030 SAAR TRUST ME

Redeeming cards

>SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE CARDS!!!

Due to its reputation for its scam call centers and "tech support", India has gotten the attention of aryantuber Kitbonga who produced this gemmington of a video following one his usual streams where he's trolling scammers.

This has become a neverending meme since then.

eMudhra Certificate Keys

DOCTOOOS

>EWWW OYY DOCTOS XE POSTED '4!!!

On October 9th, some unbothered aryan discovered that ssl keys issued by eMudhra, the biggest Indian certificate authority, were comically easy to crack with nothing more than brute-force. The private keys for eMudhra's intermediate certificates were supposed to be massive 384-bit random numbers but turned out to be small integers like 4, 56, and 237.

Upon discovery, India lost over a gorillion dollars gdp from marketshare due to eMudhra stocks free-falling o algo. Also all browser vendors immediately and indiscriminately invalidated all eMudhra certificates, so you'd get an error if you go to certain sites and they still haven't updated their certs.

Two woah jacks decrypting nazi signals.

25% chance of being born Indian

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There is a truly chilling fact that has made the rounds on the internet, that approximately one quarter of the earth is Indian, and therefore everyone on earth has a 25% chance of being born Indian, though this number is probably EVEN HIGHER due to their unusually high fertility rates.

This fact has been repeatedly checked and confirmed by Snopes.

Scared yet?

A xeet posted by Nimbopill on May 16, 2024.Truly horrifying.

A Xitterchud posted this factoid about Pajeets accompanied by an image of Gigachad holding a flashlight to his face. This xeet has become very popular among chuds and indian-hating Xitternormies, and makes this already spine-tingling truth even more terrifying.

A solace to this fact is that Indian infant mortality is "unusually" high (evendoe its obviously because they're all retarded), so if you ARE born Indian you'll probably just die at birth before suffering the utterly suicide-fueling life of an Indian (thoughbeit you could just walk in front of a train geg). Still, it is wise to thank God every day for not making you Indian, even if you're a different type of brownoid.

Related Countries

• Pakistan - Muzzie Pajeets. India's greatest rival.
• Bangladesh - Black Muzzie Pajeets. Used to be apart of Pakistan but gained independence. In fact, India has a state called "West Bengal" and what is now Bangladesh used to be called "East Bengal" during British rule, and they have the same ethnicity but are different religion (both West and East Bengal were once part of a united "Bengal Presidency" in British India).
• Nepal - Gookjeet nation sandwiched between India and China. First 'Cordocrazy but more known for having the highest mountain in the world, Mt.Everest^{[Even tho China contains mt.everest aswell]}, they also overthrew the government in 2025 by using Discord. It was also a Hindu theocracy until 2008.
• Sri Lanka - Vantablack jeets, they are Dravidians (though they mostly speak Sinhalese, an Indo-European language).
• Maldives - Islamic shithole that is sinking underwater, used as resort by westoids.
• Bhutan - Gookjeets. They are more related to China (due to having Tibetan heritage/culture) but they are an Indian puppet state. Diplomatic passport is BLUUUUUUU (Deeeenzheeeeen Passpooorrrrttt). Pretends to be happy award. Will always be Chinese award. Literal Indian puppet state award.
• Myanmar (Formerly Burma) - Asian Shithole in the middle of a civil war that was part of the British Raj and uses the imperial system a traditional system of measurement alongside the metric system. They're kind of based though because they are committing a genocide against Jeet Muslims (Rohingya).
• Mauritius - Country in Indian ocean not far from Madagascar, populated mostly by pajeets.
• Trinidad and Tobago, Guyana, Suriname - Countries in Carribean and South America which have a lot of pajeets due to colonizers bringing them in.
• UAE, Qatar, Bahrain - Half of their population are foreign pajeet workers from both India, Pakistan and Bangladesh, most of them do it for basically free.
• Canada - Got filled with pajeets as a part of The Great Placerment.

List of famous pajeets

• Root
• Kamala Harris
• Kash Patel
• Satoko Houjou Fan
• RapeApe
• Mutahar
• Bu5t
• Limeade
• Admin 6
• Qwarz Atarz
• King Caesar
• Joel
• ToonSoy
• Splitzerr
• Imperator
• Chudraj Cobsingh
• Fozzy
• Cuckjeet
• Colorjeet
• Gypsy Crusader
• r/IndianGaming users
• Cobson
• (You)

See also

• The true page saar
• Shower
• Poop
• Bangladesh
• Train

Snopes

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