Capitol Reef National Park

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A fingerboy sighting in Capitol Reef National Park
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Capitol Reef National Park is a national park in central Utah, USA. It has become the subject of schizoposting on 4chan's /qa/ board.[1]

Fingerboys have been sighted in the park.[2] It's unknown whether these creatures originated there. Soyjaks, unaware of the local fauna, have attempted to hide from fingerboys there,[3] which has led to death and destruction.

It is also the site of The Ridge, where fruitjaks each held respective claims over 'their ridge' and subsequently fought over it.

History[edit | edit source]

The Dolphray. A natural enemy of the fingerboy that also lives in the park.[4]

The Park has been randomly referenced in multiple /qa/ posts, the earliest of which is a soyquote with the Israeli Soyjak[5] that likely kickstarted the meme. The reef is known to be a popular travelling spot for Soyjaks to spend their vacation while their bvlls stay with the jaks' wives at home. Although they were seemingly unware of the dangerous fauna that inhabit the location. The first fingerboy post on /qa/ was on a capitol reef national park thread,[6] which likely begun the association between the two in the next thread. The fingerboys have been known to attack soyjak visitors that they encounter in the national park, which has diminished the popularity for travelling. Past 2021, soyjaks were too afraid of coming back to the park and falling victim to a fingerboy attack, leaving the place to stop being mentioned in soyquotes and falling into obscurity for soy culture ever since.

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