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Shoyta (soy shota; rare example of an infix in variant naming) is a genderswapped subvariant of Soylita, depicting a little boy. He is even less IAS than Soylita, because he lacks glasses. He is, quite possibly, the second shittiest piece of vantablack brimstone ever forged by any tranny, only second to Soylita due to her more widespread use.

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This time, it's not only pedophilia! It's pedophilia AND homosexuality![Gay pedophilia is known as pederasty] Soyjak historians and deep-variant tunneling soyentists believe that the creation of Shoyta marks the first naturally occuring 4th order subvariant chain; or, a subvariant, Shoyta, within a subvariant, Soylita, within a subvariant, Female Gapejak, within a subvariant, Wholesomejak--all of which are under Gapejak. Interestingly enough, every iteration loses at least one IAS trait, if being an adult is one of the criteria. He is almost exclusively used by gay pedophiles and trannies who wish they were molested as children. Strangely, despite being a male (which makes up the large majority of the sharty userbase), he is rarely used to self insert unlike Soylita.

Turns out 4cuck /lgbt/ users love[[Doctos|[in some not so wholesome ways]]] Shoyta, which of course they do, because they're all tranny faggot gooners and closeted pedophiles who should be hanged.

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