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Soylita is a DEAD VARIANT, GOOD!
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
(You) will make NO ATTEMPT at reviving this variant. Doing so will result in ‘zas being sent to your house, as well as sodomization from Rapeson.
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Soylita is a forced meme?

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Soylita
Soyjak subvariant
Origin/soy/ (December 27, 2021)[1]
Booru posts 190[a]
Based onFemale Gapejak
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Soylita , Shitlita or Brimlita is a forced soyjak subvariant that depicts Female Gapejak as a little girl. She is the worst piece of vantablack niggerjartymatter from the 9,666th layer of niggerhell. Her name is derived from soy, the generic prefix-stem in Soyspeak, + lolita, the name of a book where the narrator loves a 12 year old girl, then because of that kidnaps and molests her.[2]

She is exclusively used by trannies to self-insert as little girls as well as talk about how much they want to fuck children. Contrary to what (((they))) will try to tell you, disliking this variant does not make you a closeted pedophile. She is one of the few soyjaks that has been declared NAS coal by Doll himself.

Following the Soypocalypse, Soylita and Shoyta were outlawed by name.[3] This naturally killed off the variants, at least on the Sharty. Shitlita posters then migrated to jakparty.soy, which followed an extreme norulescuck policy. To no one's surprise, the migrants acted exactly like smug pedophiles. Eventually, the litapedos broke even Lute's patience, so he banned Soylita on July 22, 2024[4], nearly a year after the Soypocalypse. Nowadays this brimstone and its vantablack brother Shoyta are banned from most of the Soysphere except for "splinters" ('p sites) owned by Skajyos. Soylita was unbanned by Root on July 18, 2024 (but posting sexualized/pedophilic depictions of Soylita is still prohibited).[5][6] Not really. If you post Coalita, you'll still get amputated and dunked in acid by the jannies. It is implied that there are exceptions, but, in practice, Coalita is never seen on the 'log. While banned on the Sharty and most Soysphere websites, you can still see Twitter trannies posting shitlita because they love coal.

Origin[edit | edit source]

Soylitacucks...
Who could've guessed that the soyjak variant used by pedophiles has pedophilic origins?

Soylita is derived from Female Gapejak, which itself is derived from Wholesomejak (who in turn comes from Gapejak). Her colors are derived from the colors of the pedo flag (Yellow hair, blue dress, pink ribbon) which is another pedophile dogwhistle on top of the name.[7] One of the earliest threads posted to 4chan about soylita (roughly 3 days after she was created), was, unsurprisingly, pedophilic.[8]

Relationship with Rapeson[edit | edit source]

In the Kuz era of the sharty, there was a trend of edits of Rapeson hurting Soylita and Shoyta. Post-Kuz, these edits seem to have lost popularity. In the Doll era, Soylita seems to have taken on a new identity.

Controversy (Kuz Era)[edit | edit source]

Soylita was always controversial on the sharty. Detractors claim the Soylita’s fans are pedos who should hang, and fans either embrace or deny this accusation. Pornographic edits were a particular source of irritation, and some of it has been confirmed to be actual traced ‘p by closeted pedophiles. Naturally, something had to be done about this, like banning them and removing the posts.

Legality[edit | edit source]

The 'ru portfolio for Soylita includes many images which depict her without clothes/in erotic poses. According to pedophiles, they're just MS Paint drawings, but a quick skimming of the Wikipedia page on the topic suggests that even this is enough to be legally classified as 'p in some countries like Australia,[9] which has a "zero-tolerance" policy for ALL sexualized depictions of people under the age of 18. That includes even text from the Victorian Era.[10]

Purging of the Booru[edit | edit source]

On January 28, 2023, a poll was conducted on whether to delete sexualized images of Soylita, with the alleged results being 261 votes for deletion and 199 against.[11] The legitimacy of these results have been questioned, as the original results on the Strawpoll were 579 against deletion to 328 for, with 84 voting to delete only the most provocative images.[12] The Kolyma team claim that fraudulent votes were filtered out, but have not produced any peer-reviewed studies on their methodology, which has led to rigging accusations by users wondering how the team were able to get data that would allow such filtering from the non-Kolyma affiliated website the poll was hosted on.

Despite this, the Booru comments under posts including her are filled with pedophiles talking about how much they want to fuck children (i.e. Built for BWC, BBC, etc) therefore making her inherently a pedophile (((dogwhistle))). The same goes for Shoyta.

On December 2024, Soylita was effectively banned from SoyBooru entirely, with all images featuring Soylita purged except for anti-Soylita ones.

Controversy (Doll Era)[edit | edit source]

Shortly after the departure of Kuz, a cult formed around Soylita.

Oppai Soylita[edit | edit source]

Originating from soyjak.earth, an oppai loli edit of Soylita spurred the first major controversy of the Doll era. An obnoxious group of Oppai Soylita cultists swarmed /soy/ until the edit was banned sitewide. (The aged up excuse somehow didn’t work)

Midway through the controversy, a rogue moderator leaked one of the oppai spammer's IP addresses.

The Self Inserters[edit | edit source]

Many self inserters have taken a liking to Soylita, reasons for such including:

These typically all go hand-in-hand, and very rarely will a Soylita poster not have at least three of these traits.

Soylita posters will often try to manipulate and gaslight you into thinking that in fact YOU are the pedophile for not liking this variant. If this doesn't work, they will instead switch to trying to convince you that pedophilia is actually le hecking good or something.

It is commonly known that Soylita posters cry about "moralfags" and /pol/ users whenever they are called out. As with Neutralplier, certain image macros of Soylita are spammed, and avatarfagging becomes commonplace.

Second Great Purchase Era[edit | edit source]

On July 18, 2023, Kuz, under the name Chud ## Admin, publically banned a Soylita poster, and declared 'lita posters pedophile immigrants from 8chan.[13] The word "Soylita" becomes an autoban wordfilter for a few hours, before being removed by DOLL.

Controversy (Froot Era)[edit | edit source]

Soylita and Shoyta were finally banned from /soy/[3], causing coalers to dilate. The ban was later lifted by Root, and now only applies to posters who use Soylita to promote pedophilia. It wasn't really unbanned.

Shoyta[edit | edit source]

Shoyta

Main article: Shoyta

Shoyta is a gender-swapped version of Soylita meant to depict a little boy. He has pretty much the same face as her. With difference being that he doesn't use glasses.

Unlike Soylita, he is barely ever used for self-inserting, although he is commonly used to represent Soyteens (by pedophiles, of course).

Classification as IAS[edit | edit source]

Doll himself, in dollstream2, has commented that he considers Soylita NAS.

There have been debates onto whether or not Soylita and Shoyta are considered IAS. Soylita and Shoyta posts got deleted during No NAS Weekend, and is therefore considered NAS by jannies. Special people consider Soylita/Shoyta to be a soyjak.

IT FUCKING ISN'T! BLEED OUT AND DIE!!!

Gallery[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Notes

  1. As of December 23, 2024 Soylita is banned from the 'ru except for anti-Soylita posts.

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