
Four-Dimensional Soyjak
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A Four-Dimensional Soyjak (also known as a Tessejak) is a hypothetical soyjak which spatial properties are 4 dimensional in nature. It is likely that if this Soyjak did exist, it would be impossible for it to be fully perceivable to the naked eye with only one of the infinite 3rd dimensional "layers" that that it's made of being visible (though it is likely that one can picture this object in the mind).
Many Arian supralapsarian nestorians have dismissed the notion of tessejaks as concurrent with biblical inerrancy, but an early Greek manuscript of Romans clearly spells "Tessejakiim" the plural form of what modern chudologists call "Tessejaks" in place of the "Seraphim" translation made by church fathers circa 3rd century AD.